these photos suck ass
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spiraldemon at 07.7.09 - 12:01 pm
Avis_One, why do your photos always show up on the sexiest photo gallery?
I'm tired of seeing them, give others a shot.
these photos suck my asshole:
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HHAHA wtf I just lol'd in the midst of silence at work
What makes the photos so bad? Just documenting his bike right?
jonnyboy07.7.09 - 12:09 pm
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I think the phone books in the 2nd shot are a nice touch. I will start carrying one in my bag just in case I find some flat lighting I want to shoot in.
Alex Thompson responding to a
comment by mattspeed
07.7.09 - 12:12 pm
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Vote this shit up
These photos are fucken sexy!
jonnyboy07.7.09 - 12:13 pm
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WE NEED MORE PHONEBOOKS ON THIS RIDE
jonnyboy07.7.09 - 12:13 pm
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they're old photos that are continually bumped to the top. I want to see more variety when I visit the photo gallery page and not the same photos over and over again.
spiraldemon responding to a
comment by jonnyboy
07.7.09 - 12:16 pm
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by contrast, this photo rules! nice job Swanky
Roadblock responding to a
comment by spiraldemon
07.7.09 - 12:24 pm
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this picture of a fat dude in a bra : porn :: those pictures of a bike with phonebook : bike porn
tortuga_veloce responding to a
comment by spiraldemon
07.7.09 - 12:25 pm
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haha, eh stop hating.
who the fuck is "avis_one" though?
i see that foo has the cycle minded spoke card that I have!
northernsoulbyrd07.7.09 - 12:40 pm
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that photo should be sexiest. it was for like a day what happened? i voted that shit up like 840267856204438304 times.
larsenf responding to a
comment by Roadblock
07.7.09 - 1:06 pm
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imachynna07.7.09 - 1:23 pm
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dammit u just had to write a better comment
palucha66 responding to a
comment by imachynna
07.7.09 - 1:25 pm
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how is it hating if I don't like how certain photos are perpetually bumped to the sexiest photo gallery?
spiraldemon responding to a
comment by imachynna
07.7.09 - 1:53 pm
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No, I agree. I'm tired of all of those photos too.
imachynna responding to a
comment by spiraldemon
07.7.09 - 1:56 pm
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Because of a loophole in the gallery voting process, basically
all of the photos that make the top spot are there because one person bumped them. I mean, you already knew this, right? But did you also know that all of them are bumped expressly to annoy user spiraldemon? It's true! It really
is a conspiracy!
nathansnider responding to a
comment by spiraldemon
07.7.09 - 2:00 pm
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Is that really true? How come it doesn't work for me?
imachynna responding to a
comment by nathansnider
07.7.09 - 2:01 pm
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OK everyone, let's not jump to conclusions. I'm sure there's a rational explaination as to why those boring piece of shit photos got voted to the top. Let's here from all the peeps that voted this up.
To everyone that voted, so why did you find these pics sexy?
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User107.7.09 - 2:02 pm
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*chirp*
where u at!?!
*chirp*
coldcut07.7.09 - 2:06 pm
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remember when that picture of b-rad with the green wig was in the gallery for nearly two years straight?
ruinedbyidiots07.7.09 - 2:06 pm
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I honestly don't see what the big deal it. Sure, they're not "Sexiest Gallery Photo" material per say, but oh well... They're just pics man.
northernsoulbyrd07.7.09 - 2:08 pm
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Perhaps it is because you are virtuous and pure of heart?
nathansnider responding to a
comment by imachynna
07.7.09 - 2:29 pm
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Very well. I'll have to work on that.
imachynna responding to a
comment by nathansnider
07.7.09 - 2:34 pm
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That was a joke, silly! To win, you just have to cheat, and cheat
hard.
In case it's still too mysterious, here's a tutorial. Go to the gallery and choose one photo at random. It has to be one that you haven't voted on, maybe, for example, one from a weekly
ride that hasn't existed for three years. When you are viewing a photo, paste the following into the address bar of the browser
&vote=999999999
and hit enter. The photo will probably not be sexiest yet because in order to make the list, it must be voted on at least twice. To vote on the photo again, you must either clear your cookies or use a different browser. So, go ahead and do that. Once you've bumped it twice, it should get the top spot, unless someone else has bumped another photo more. In that case, repeat the process, maybe with bigger numbers this time, and you'll eventually win.
So, there you have it. Now, no one should be able to complain about the photo that's in the top spot ever again, because they have the capability to vote up any photo they want in its place.
Oh, this is going to be fun to watch. Down with the cold war! Nuclear weapons for all!
nathansnider responding to a
comment by imachynna
07.7.09 - 2:45 pm
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Thank you. Now we have to burn this thread. Oh, wait...
imachynna responding to a
comment by nathansnider
07.7.09 - 2:59 pm
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ok, now that nathan has revealed all why the fuck is the ROOT RUN team picture still up. i bumped it once, days ago and since ive been trying to get the WP victory photo up. wtf.
larsenf responding to a
comment by nathansnider
07.7.09 - 3:01 pm
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I'm voting the dumest stupedest pic up!
I dont know which one, but its gona be gud!
Maybe pizzaface?
User1 responding to a
comment by nathansnider
07.7.09 - 3:10 pm
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Is this photo of Jeff from the Bodies exhibit?
SPOOK responding to a
comment by User1
07.7.09 - 3:18 pm
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Let's vote that one up! Where is it?
User1 responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
07.7.09 - 3:24 pm
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Oh, well there you go. That didn't take long at all. In fact, the
current top photo is sexy. I mean, that really is user sexy, there on the right. Sorta blurry, but that's the back of his head.
nathansnider07.7.09 - 3:26 pm
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I see your asshole cat, and raise you an angry cat.
canadienne responding to a
comment by bentstrider
07.7.09 - 3:27 pm
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Three of a kind^^^ beats you all!
User1 responding to a
comment by spiraldemon
07.7.09 - 3:46 pm
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You want to know something pretty cool?
The
oldest photo in the database (or at least the oldest one that's properly linked) was posted to the site three years ago today.
You want to know something absolutely, positively freaky?
I have a photo taken at the
exact same instant, from the opposite angle, illuminated by the flash from the camera that took that photo.
You want to know something even stranger than all this?
I actually spent the time to figure all this out.
nathansnider07.7.09 - 4:28 pm
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That's the coolest thing I've heard all day!
imachynna responding to a
comment by nathansnider
07.7.09 - 4:36 pm
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imachynna says:
"That's the coolest thing I've heard all day!"
+1
jonnyboy07.7.09 - 4:49 pm
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IS THIS REAL LIFE?
DID TOO TALL JAHMAL JUST POST!?!?
I never thought I'd ever see this moment!!!!
imachynna responding to a
comment by Too Tall Jahmal
07.7.09 - 4:57 pm
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loser 1 seems to be asleep in most of the pix he is in. can someone count how many?
funanu07.7.09 - 7:45 pm
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Allan better start learning to take snoozes where no one will catch him.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by funanu
07.7.09 - 8:24 pm
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