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Thread started by rayrayray
at 03.6.12 - 8:11 pm
What do mountains talk about?
:: A range of subjects
A coal worker walks into a bar and says, "Let me get a shot of whiskey". Bar tender says, "Sorry, we can't minors".
What's a pirates worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty
03.6.12 - 8:47 pm
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.
03.7.12 - 10:14 am
A momma balloon and baby balloon were walking through the desert.
Momma balloon says: "watch out for the cactus!"
Baby baloon says: "what's a cactussssssssssssssssssssss?"
03.7.12 - 10:32 am
Jesus walks into a bar and says, "Can I get a wine glass of water".
03.7.12 - 2:55 pm
"I once caught my friend with his penis in a jar of penut butter. He was fucking nuts!"
Coe coe buttaa
03.8.12 - 12:25 am
what did the middle eastern man say when he was having a bad day???
03.8.12 - 11:34 am
did you hear about the new corduroy pillows????
they're making headlines!
03.8.12 - 11:35 am