SERIUS FUN - CRANK Mob
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Knittens at 02.8.08 - 4:18 pm
DIZ IZ KNITTENS. U CAN RYTE THAT IN ALL CAPS ON YOUR FACE, OR IN YOUR BERFDAY CAYKE.
crank mob is serius fun. peeples have nut been taking it seriously.
dis is a gang war peeples. there are two gangs:
FUN Krush (aka teh FUN CLique, FUN, Fun Cool . . .)
and teh
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the uther gang is
B SERius (aka Serious, GOP for Prez, Capitalizm . . .)
u needs 2 be serius!!
EVERYBODY MUST BE IN A GANG, or u dies of laughing and happy in teh fires across.
join ur gangz. eyez a kitteh.
Knittens02.8.08 - 4:21 pm
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watch out 4 teh NONSCIENTOLOGIYSTS.
Knittens02.8.08 - 4:29 pm
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I'll be sure to bring a can-opener and some Fancy Feast.
Give 'em to "That Other Guy", because paws are kind of iffy.
bentstrider02.8.08 - 4:30 pm
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crookedstrider
eye eets doggies. also, iz u serius or R u fun? choosing sides is fun/serious.
Knittens02.8.08 - 4:33 pm
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sin o nyms 4 fun
glee
gay
happy
soup
sin o nyms 4 serius
eyez a kitteh
sex
me and my blue trike
bills of rights
awesome
Knittens02.8.08 - 4:37 pm
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MY GANG IS CALLED
THE FUN MAN ARMY
WE ARE A GANG FOUNDED ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT WE DONT NEED A GANG, OR EACH OTHER. WE DONT EVEN NEED A CONSCIENCE. IN FACT, WE DONT HAVE ONE.
BUT GUESS WHAT WE DO HAVE....
MACHINE GUNS
AND ALSO
PIZZA
AND SOMETIMES WE HAVE
SEX
WHOS IN?
SKIDMARCUS02.8.08 - 4:49 pm
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MY GANG:
DONT H8 US CUZ YOU AINT US
NEWB31002.8.08 - 5:01 pm
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I am Serious, I am the rescue dog!!!
I carry precious fluid within my cask to ensure fun level remains at a constant temperature.
bentstrider02.8.08 - 5:03 pm
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I don't know about all of this gang stuff, but if I have to choose one, Pizza, Machine Guns, and sometimes SEX, sounds like something i could get comfortable with.
sexy02.8.08 - 5:10 pm
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You can pick two sexy.
What is it going to be?
Machine guns or Pizza?
marino02.8.08 - 5:30 pm
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At the dances I was one of the most untiring and gayest. One evening a cousin of Sasha, a young boy, took me aside. With a grave face, as if he were about to announce the death of a dear comrade, he whispered to me that it did not behoove an agitator to dance. Certainly not with such reckless abandon, anyway. It was undignified for one who was on the way to become a force in the anarchist movement. My frivolity would only hurt the Cause.
I grew furious at the impudent interference of the boy. I told him to mind his own business. I was tired of having the Cause constantly thrown into my face. I did not believe that a Cause which stood for a beautiful ideal, for anarchism, for release and freedom from convention and prejudice, should demand the denial of life and joy.
Emma Goldman
Living My Life (1931)
marino02.8.08 - 5:46 pm
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I don't want your revolution if I can't dance to it!
katiepoche02.8.08 - 5:49 pm
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I started looking for that stuff when Roadblock posted the banner
"This is a Party not a Protest."
Pffft
A Protest that's not a Party is not a Protest.
marino02.8.08 - 6:10 pm
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That Emma Goldman postcard is a C.R.A.N.K. Mob spoke card waiting to happen.
ideasculptor02.8.08 - 6:15 pm
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But it better not be February's, cause I'll be at the Salton Sea
ideasculptor02.8.08 - 6:16 pm
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/B/ SERius
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Jaz02.14.08 - 12:12 am
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Anonymous on crankmob?
That's so awesome I'm getting enturbulated already!
JB07.5.08 - 12:40 am
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this month's CRANK MOB falls on the same saturday (7/19) as santa monica's 'glow'. let's crash it!
http://www.smgov.net/smarts/glow
kurtz07.7.08 - 9:46 pm
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NEWB310, you outrageous! ...truly, truly, truly outrageous!
canadienne07.7.08 - 10:23 pm
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OH HAI
I IZ A KITTEH
I WINZ AT POSTING
BE SEIRUS!!!
Knittens07.8.08 - 12:43 am
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crank mob + glow = SICK
kurtz07.14.08 - 11:46 pm
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JB, I always knew you were a /b/tard.
Someday we will frolic in the woods with mudkips and cats
Jaz07.15.08 - 2:49 am
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Knittens,
One of your damned kittehs jumped out of the trash can and scratched up my dome!!!
And all I was doing was putting the can by the curb!!!
Get a hold of them, before I bust out the bag-gun.
bentstrider07.15.08 - 3:32 am
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CRANK MOB!!!! can't wait...we are bringin' the MOMs out...well at least 3 of us
MOM-RIDA-Raquel07.15.08 - 8:51 am
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Oh Cranky, I can't wait to see you. I miss you like I've never missed a one before.
vspangle07.15.08 - 9:43 pm
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EYEZ THE CAT MEOW SO THEREFORE BY THE ASSOCIATE PROPERTY I MUST BE A KITTEH!!
CRASH THE GLOW!!
Jazzy Phat Nastee07.15.08 - 10:45 pm
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benstrder
army kitteh has an army
Knittens07.15.08 - 11:14 pm
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I'm so confused. What does 'gang you' mean?
And who is going about trying to claim my identity?
*cue the time for everyone to start steal other Ridazz's identities.*
Jaz07.16.08 - 4:26 pm
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is anyone going from the la bike film festival to crank mob
raderj07.17.08 - 1:18 pm
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whats your plan, when are you leaving, do you want to ride/ take the bus together
raderj07.17.08 - 1:53 pm
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I'm excited. Anyone else excited? C.R.A.N.K M.O.B! I think this is going to be an even bigger ride than last month.
pedal_power07.17.08 - 4:53 pm
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i just finished a run from venice past the pier and back. if the light show i saw tonight, is any indication of what to expect on saturday, we are in for a fucking TREAT. it was like the space ship from CLOSE ENCOUNTERS had landed on the beach...INCREDIBLE!!!!!
kurtz07.17.08 - 9:32 pm
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no one is trying to "steal" your identity.... if there is such a thing (stop watching those stupid commercials, they do not apply to this) believe me... there's no way we could get confused.
chill.... it's time to C.R.A.N.K. not be cranky.
Jazzy Phat Nastee07.18.08 - 10:25 am
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@ riderj
I am going from the bff to crank mob, and I think a couple others are too.
What time are you planning on leaving?
We should ride together.
Coe coe buttaa07.18.08 - 10:28 am
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The lights at the Santa Monica pier last night were impressive. Looking forward to Saturday night! We'll see how many people are still out there at 4am.
jericho1ne07.18.08 - 2:11 pm
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hey!!
just wanted to tell you all about some of the movies ABOUT LOS ANGELES playing at the
Then at the 9:30 pm screening tthere are 2 shorts featuring LA. One is by Donny Digital aka RoadBlock aka the guy who runs this site, and another by StudioDrome who recently had a film featured at Sundance.
I hope you can all make it to some of the screenings.. the movies are awesome and you won't see most of them anywhere else ever again. For real.
also - I think people are riding from the movies to Crank Mob.. can Crank Mob start a bit late maybe?
redridinghood07.19.08 - 2:11 am
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That's like asking God to hold off on a rainstorm. Or asking Ali to wait on the knockout punch.
jericho1ne07.19.08 - 2:17 am
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The MOB waits for no one! Except jump rope. And dance parties. And that dude who's taking forever to decide which flavor or Doritos best matches his new wheelset.
Seriously, doesn't CRANK MOB
always start a bit late? Even under normal conditions, cycle time is like normal time plus one hour times the square root of riders involved divided by seventy-five pi, or something. CRANK MOB adds another layer to this by just warping space-time outright, such that a stationary observer will see the riders getting progressively younger and more naked over the course of an evening. There's some sort of weird non-Euclidean matrix transformation involved. Don't ask me how it works... I think Knittens is writing his dissertation on it.
Ah, but I digress. Someone will have someone else's phone number. So everyone coming from BFF will still be able to reunite with their BFFs at the MOB. Good times will be had, and then some.
nathansnider07.19.08 - 2:48 am
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^ That post made me LOL. Twice. And I added a piece of it to my quotes collection. I salute you nathansnider!
vladster07.19.08 - 11:04 am
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^^ that was a good piece nathan, lol.
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and C.R.A.N.K. MOB.... there's gonna be tons of F.U.N. "up in this bitch"
Jazzy Phat Nastee07.19.08 - 11:15 am
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BEAT UP MY FRIEND!
Rikk3307.19.08 - 12:36 pm
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yo rikk.... is the offer for a ride still on?
July07.19.08 - 12:43 pm
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Yeah.Give me a call, mas alrato.We're rolling deep.
Rikk3307.19.08 - 12:57 pm
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digits? i lost the paper where i store all my numbers.
July07.19.08 - 1:01 pm
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whoa whoa whoa whoa one of my keys are falling out
see ya tonight..
theshues07.19.08 - 1:04 pm
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CUATro SEvEN sEiS SiX Siete EighT FoUR.
Rikk3307.19.08 - 1:08 pm
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MACHINE GUNS
AND ALSO
PIZZA
AND SOMETIMES WE HAVE
SEX
WHOS IN?
SKIDMARCUS
02.8.08 - 7:49 pm
---hahahaha yes
freshnistic flavor07.19.08 - 1:09 pm
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NONSCIENTOLOGYSTS
eye haz teh spell!
Knittens11.19.08 - 11:13 am
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Ridazz Roulette!
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NOW THATS WUT I CALL FUHN
you are not ready...
how cAN I HAZ SEAT IN TEH BIKE CAT?
