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Thread Box:
THE DISCORDIAN RIDE
Thread started by the reverend dak at 09.14.08 - 12:54 am

ALL HAIL ERIS!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!

FOR Pungenday, Bureaucracy 64th, 3174 will be bicycle ride in favor of the DISCORDIAN SOCIETY, and join the LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD! (or if you prefer, start a sect.)

http://www.midnightridazz.com/viewStory.php?storyId=1065

Perk up your ears, fnord you will be following a BUNNY, to the rest of your life.

PLAY SINK! With the best that La L.A. has to offer.

TRAVEL FROM TIME, in ALPHABETICAL ORDER from FIRST to LAST!

2nd FRIDAY, for those don't get it, is MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ.

There is SERENITY is CHAOS

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put mouse pointer over this, then click!

it goes here: http://www.midnightridazz.com/viewStory.php?storyId=1065

the official release!

Frequent Annoying Questions Soon!






the reverend dak
09.14.08 - 1:09 am

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HOLY FUNKIN SHIT, THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD !!!!



eddieboyinla
09.14.08 - 2:55 am

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FAQ #1: questions answered with a question, and an answer:

Q: Who is Eris?

AQ: Did you know that God's name is ERIS, and that He is a girl?

A: He Is a girl, and His name is ERIS!




the reverend dak
09.14.08 - 11:12 am

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Free Obama!



Joe Borfo
09.14.08 - 11:30 am

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Eris is the goddess of discord. Discord as in quarelling.
I knew a girl named Eris and she was a pain.
I also knew a girl named Erin and she was very nice even though she was a vegetarian.



marino
09.14.08 - 11:36 am

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I am excited..almost beyond words, for this ride! HAIL ERIS!



mixtemotions
09.14.08 - 11:57 am

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God is a crazy woman.



Graham
09.14.08 - 12:17 pm

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ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

-Lance Fenderson Kanawi, Keeper of the Notary Sojack (KNS)





Lance K
09.14.08 - 12:40 pm

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god is dead.



ruinedbyidiots
09.14.08 - 12:47 pm

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Don't be a follower of Greyface, RBI.

Don't you understand what the power of following Chaos can provide for us?

See Below:

Stray couches riot in silverlake, overturning cars and raping stray chairs, dogs and cats sleeping together , when will it all end.

http://flickr.com/photos/lafd/sets/72157607208102220/




Joe Borfo
09.14.08 - 12:54 pm

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i tell you: one must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star!



Kakihara
09.14.08 - 1:50 pm

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FAQ #2: More questions answered with more questions:

Q: What's with all this crazy talk of chaos & discord?

QA: Did you know the Golden Secret is Nonsense is Salvation!

A: The human race will solve all it's problems the moment it stops taking itself seriously. - Principia Discordia, 5th Edition, pg 00074



the reverend dak
09.14.08 - 5:10 pm

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if it weren't for the existence of cheese, i would have killed myself long ago.



lackflag
09.14.08 - 5:26 pm

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fnord?



sezdaniel
09.14.08 - 5:33 pm

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if it weren't for the existance of cheese I wouldn't have been able to blast mad farts on stillline last night!



mixtemotions
09.14.08 - 5:40 pm

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yeah what was up with that? poop and sand dont mix.





stillline
09.14.08 - 5:42 pm

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what does it matter?
you always smell like poop



spiraldemon
09.14.08 - 6:22 pm

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Fluffer i heard a nasty rumor that you didn't poop....not even once... at burning man.



stillline
09.14.08 - 6:26 pm

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don't worry about it.
why are you even thinking about my Bowel Movements @ Burning Man?



spiraldemon
09.14.08 - 7:26 pm

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Its not just the BM BM's I'm thinking about. Its all BM's ....every one you ever had.



stillline
09.14.08 - 7:28 pm

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i'm not a vegetarian but i know what they taste like. chicken!



yo delicious
09.14.08 - 8:25 pm

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does a pig's pussy taste like pork?



spiraldemon
09.14.08 - 8:41 pm

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What do they do with those parts at the slaughterhouse? Is there a bin full of pig pussies? Is it a delicacy in some countries?





stillline
09.14.08 - 8:55 pm

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Wonderdave
09.14.08 - 9:04 pm

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Hotdogs.



franz
09.14.08 - 9:06 pm

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I ate two hot dogs and two corn dogs and some chili fries from weinerschnitzel today. tasty.



stillline
09.14.08 - 9:09 pm

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Accordion ride? What?



theroyalacademy
09.14.08 - 9:26 pm

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October is the 10th month.
Octo is 8.
10 - 8 = 2, and 10 / 2 is FIVE!

The second friday of October is the 10th.
As we already know, 10 / 2 is FIVE!

Friday is the 5th day of the work week.
5 would equal 5, if only all equals were the same, but they are not!

10th day of the 10th month is 20, and this is my 4th made up equation.
20 / 4 is FIVE!

Fifth of all, all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to 5


Dak, is this the Order inherent in Chaos, or is someone pulling your strings?



Bellman
09.14.08 - 9:50 pm

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"10th day of the 10th month is 20, and this is my 4th made up equation."

Hahahahahha



imachynna
09.14.08 - 9:54 pm

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Township 6 North, Range 10 East, Section 18



toweliesbong
09.14.08 - 10:53 pm

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RETURN RECEIPT REQUESTED



toweliesbong
09.14.08 - 10:53 pm

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@Franz and Stilline, there will be hotdogs, no bun...

From The Five Commandments (The Pentabarf)

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).





the reverend dak
09.14.08 - 11:45 pm

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When it comes to the neurosomatic circuit of the brain, and body wisdom, you're a champ. And everybody knows it.



toweliesbong
09.14.08 - 11:51 pm

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Holy Names.

Discordians have a tradition of assuming HOLY NAMES. This is not unique with Erisianism, of course.

I suppose that Pope Paul is the son of Mr. & Mrs. VI?

And also TITLES OF MYSTICAL IMPORT.

*************

Will whoever stole Brother Reverend Magoun's pornography please return it.

**************




Ms. Stephanie
09.15.08 - 12:04 am

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To: OSCAR MEYER, INC.

From: ________________

Dear sir or madam,

Due to the artistry of the film, it is my deepest desire that ____________________________________________ win the Oscar for best picture.

Fnord.

Yours ever so truly,



______________________________



Ms. Stephanie
09.15.08 - 12:06 am

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kitteh haz buns

LULZ

u can haz a smite

KNITTENSISM ruled teh fengs n teh sheepls n teh bicyz

teh bicyz iz myne n teh tricyz is mine n u iz mine so teh tricyz is mine

n awl is nom n full of nom

nom on monday

n nom on nomday

n in teh nomday n in teh monday is 6 as n teh nomly law of sixes

so teh kittehs becaymes teh sixcited

n dey peez in teh woods

n dey has nommable sexes and fytes n sharps teh Clause




waht waz eye sayeng?



Knittens
09.15.08 - 12:11 am

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Quiz #3

Add the next term in the series

(a)non-Euclidean geometry;
(b)non-Newtonian physics;
(c)non-Aristotelian logic;
(d)______________________



Hagbard Celine
09.15.08 - 12:19 am

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marino
09.15.08 - 12:20 am

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I taught him everything he knew!!!!!



Hagbard Celine
09.15.08 - 12:25 am

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Your mom is an illuminatus mortalis.



Ms. Stephanie
09.15.08 - 12:37 am

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@marino
I was wondering if our route would take us through a Reality Tunnel, but I guess by our nature it would have to, yes?




Bellman
09.15.08 - 7:46 am

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bellend!



spiraldemon
09.15.08 - 9:36 am

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I've got a case of the Pungendays :/ Fnord.





mixtemotions
09.15.08 - 10:00 am

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Fret not, for the amoeboid termite catches the temporary razor. Fnord.



the reverend dak
09.15.08 - 10:12 am

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CChO2HeHHHHHHPrPrPrB

This is not the question.



Hagbard Celine
09.15.08 - 10:18 am

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@rbi Thanks for posting a diagram of the reality route.



marino
09.15.08 - 10:32 am

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reality has a rad soundtrack.



ruinedbyidiots
09.15.08 - 10:42 am

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After the Discordian ride, can we have a SubGenius ride and dress up like J. R. "Bob" Dobbs?

"The central belief in the Church is the pursuit of Slack, which generally stands for the sense of freedom, independence, and original thinking that comes when you achieve your personal goals. The Church states that we are all born with Original Slack, but that Slack has been stolen from us by a worldwide conspiracy of normal people, or "pinks". The Church encourages originality and frowns on actions seen as pinkness, which happens when one bows down to authority and the accepted limits of society. Slack is also about doing nothing and getting what you want anyway. "Bob" being the center of the Slack plane cannot fail, even his failures are startling successes as a result of his absurdly high Slack. Popular Church phrases supporting these goals are "Give Me Slack or KILL ME!", "The SubGenius Must Have Slack" and "Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subgenius




JB
09.15.08 - 11:41 am

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I was excommunicated by the Church this morning because I bowed down to the Feds last Friday.



toweliesbong
09.15.08 - 11:46 am

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It is for this that he goes forth. For thee walks amongst his flock as one for only to thee master for thee master will be amongst judgment day. There are only the followers upon the green valley of life. Thee master shall for my master shall be no longer remains for all to follow.

John 5.20 ver 23

Divine Guidance



User1
09.15.08 - 12:20 pm

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FBI
09.15.08 - 12:48 pm

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re: a SubGenius Ride? Bob followers wouldn't leave their trailer parks, much less get on a bike.

Catholics, Sub-Genii & Taliban believe that the private diary of Marcia Brady was inspired by Ann Landers, but argues that we shall see utopia.




the reverend dak
09.15.08 - 2:37 pm

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FAQ #3: Frequent Annoying Questions:

Q: What's a GREYFACE?

A: Excerpt from the Principia Discordia, pg 00042:

GREYFACE

In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.

It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.

Bullshit makes
the flowers grow
& that's beautiful.




the reverend dak
09.15.08 - 3:24 pm

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ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SPOCK LIZARD

This game was invented because it seems like when you know someone well enough, 75-80% of any Rock-Paper-Scissors games you play with that person end up in a tie. Well, here is a slight variation that reduces that probability. (Note that for those of you who like to swing your fist back and forth and say, "Rock, Paper, Scissors, GO!", might want to continue to do that, replacing "Rock" with "One," "Paper" with "Two," and "Scissors" with "Three.") This version is also nice because it satisfies the Law of Fives.



the reverend dak
09.15.08 - 4:28 pm

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I would laugh at that video but all I can see is the guy's SWEET Vistalites!



turrican
09.15.08 - 4:37 pm

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aye, gimme all your money



spiraldemon
09.16.08 - 12:15 am

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Shit, it's gotta be 5:30 SOMEWHERE.



turrican
09.16.08 - 12:32 am

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whoa, that's what Marino looks like it gets colder and he doesn't shave



spiraldemon
09.16.08 - 12:42 am

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spiral + demon two five letter words
suckm + ycock another two fivers
MAGIC that's five too or shall we say five two ?





marino
09.16.08 - 1:46 am

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Get it?
A 5 upside down is a 2
"Get it" has 5 letters 2.



marino
09.16.08 - 1:49 am

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πέντε has five letters, too.

I'm a believer.



Bellman
09.16.08 - 8:34 am

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Get it?
'Cause Marino's Greek.





Bellman
09.16.08 - 8:36 am

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i don't know about that Bellman, i must consult my pineal gland



Kakihara
09.16.08 - 10:13 am

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Loser1=SUCK JOY



spiraldemon
09.16.08 - 2:57 pm

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Not to hijack but...this is very serious.



diarrhearoll



mixtemotions
09.16.08 - 5:49 pm

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Doh!!




srsly



mixtemotions
09.16.08 - 5:52 pm

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That's some serious shit!



Ms. Stephanie
09.16.08 - 7:30 pm

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Please do not attempt to flush this post in the toilet, as the plumbing is OLD and the pipes will become CLOGGED.

Thanks,

The Management



Ms. Stephanie
09.16.08 - 7:32 pm

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A bunless hotdog every Friday? I can SO do that.



bananaphone
09.16.08 - 10:21 pm

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marino
09.16.08 - 10:21 pm

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FEYEV






marino
09.16.08 - 10:29 pm

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Discord is for freaks. Eris is a punk. I will be there to defend NORMALCY!



VioletMoodSwings
09.17.08 - 12:05 am

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Dischordian ride? What?



theroyalacademy
09.17.08 - 1:42 am

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The squirrels have your dis-chord hangin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3he2BstmLs



Ms. Stephanie
09.17.08 - 11:26 am

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Oops, here - Makes enjoying squirrel dis-chord easier:





Ms. Stephanie
09.17.08 - 11:50 am

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the FIVE most important letters.
ever.

F.M.N.D.A.



spiraldemon
09.17.08 - 12:57 pm

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marino
09.17.08 - 2:42 pm

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Does anyone have access to obtaining mass quantities of sulfur hexafluoride?








Joe Borfo
09.17.08 - 4:34 pm

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Disciple of Saint Mojo (DSM:)

Disciples of Saint Mojo feel in tune with Blessed Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo.

The vow of a Disciple of Saint Mojo is: never WALK across a live dance floor.







Ms. Stephanie
09.18.08 - 2:10 pm

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HAIL ERIS!








Joe Borfo
09.18.08 - 3:37 pm

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Note, a prompt response would be greatly appreciated.





Ms. Stephanie
09.18.08 - 4:08 pm

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I never walk the dance floor, unless I'm naked and sporting wood.



Joe Borfo
09.18.08 - 4:11 pm

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As the renowned political philosopher St. Van Van Mojo once said:

We got the message, I heard it on the airwaves.
The politicians are now DJs.
The politics of dancing.
The politics of, ooo, feeling good.
The politics of moving. Aha.

I hope this message is understood.

Blessed be David Bowie.




Ms. Stephanie
09.18.08 - 4:35 pm

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I like my responses prompt. mmmm prompt.



Graham
09.19.08 - 4:31 pm

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FAQ #00005, continued...

Q. What is/are these Discordian Society beliefs? I don't get it.

A. Well they probably don't get you. Here are some basics:

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTE





the reverend dak
09.22.08 - 5:53 pm

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Hail Rev Duck



marino
09.22.08 - 7:11 pm

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I just got my copy of the Principia in the mail. I read it all the way through and learned too much, so I read it once more and now I'm lost.

5



Graham
09.22.08 - 7:20 pm

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where the fnord does this ride start



sezdaniel
09.23.08 - 12:42 am

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Where did it all start?



marino
09.23.08 - 7:26 am

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I think it already started, just not yet.



turrican
09.23.08 - 7:55 am

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Politics of Dancing iz not Bowie. Iz Re-Flex.






VioletMoodSwings
09.23.08 - 10:15 am

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And iz teh missing link. Fnord!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eabefjsJsAQ&feature=related



VioletMoodSwings
09.23.08 - 10:16 am

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@VioletMoodSwings, Jes. Diz I know. However, as a disciple of Saint Van Van Mojo, and thusly, as a disciple of music and dancing, I find myself proclaiming David Bowie's good name quite a bit.

All Hail David Bowie.



Ms. Stephanie
09.23.08 - 1:45 pm

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isn't he dead yet?



spiraldemon
09.23.08 - 1:47 pm

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Elvis may be king, but David Bowie is a god. And therefore, he is immortal.



Ms. Stephanie
09.23.08 - 2:21 pm

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But back to Discordia:

Did you ever get there?

Did you ever Funderwear?



Ms. Stephanie
09.23.08 - 3:04 pm

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I CRAPPED MY FUNDERPANTS






marino
09.23.08 - 8:54 pm

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Dickensian ride? What?



theroyalacademy
09.23.08 - 9:17 pm

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what? David Bowie's still alive?
well, he should be dead by now if he made any good music.
only great rock stars die young.

the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long



spiraldemon
09.24.08 - 2:01 pm

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Graham
09.24.08 - 2:42 pm

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bah hahahahahahaha. conceptually, that is lost on me. tackiness is the new trend?



Aqueous Atom
09.24.08 - 3:13 pm

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marino
09.24.08 - 10:43 pm

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Yet more proof that Eric Wareheim thinks anything that resembles public access/ultra low production value TV is funny or cool.

Shame that it really isnt.

If I can contribute to discord by hurling feces at that guy's house, then so be it.



bananaphone
09.25.08 - 12:11 am

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monkeys throw poo - how discordant in a social environment.



Aqueous Atom
09.25.08 - 10:31 am

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Hey, Dak, can we throw poop?



Joe Borfo
09.25.08 - 11:57 am

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In the future -


Robots will ride all of our bikes for us.






Joe Borfo
09.25.08 - 12:30 pm

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TODAY IS FRIDAY:

Remember today, folks, to partake of a
Hot Dog with No Bun.



-HAIL ERIS!





Joe Borfo
09.26.08 - 2:52 pm

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I partook of my (veggie) hot dog with no bun at approximately 1:30 this morning. I was simultaneously informed that white people smell like mayonnaise.

To which I say, Um. No. That's not mayonnaise...



Ms. Stephanie
09.26.08 - 3:41 pm

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Ms. Stiffy,
you smell of smegma and dingleberries



spiraldemon
09.26.08 - 3:49 pm

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Nope. SPAM.



Ms. Stephanie
09.26.08 - 4:19 pm

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@ Joe Borfo - I'd prefer to ride my bike myself, thanks. But Murato Boy can ride with us. He probably doesn't swerve when he's had too much to drink, which makes him safer than some other ridazz. lol.



kryxtanicole
09.29.08 - 9:31 pm

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uhh....

EXACTLY!

.

(Smiles and waves.)



Joe Borfo
09.29.08 - 11:13 pm

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finally clicks in.

Oh, Murata Boy! Yeah. He always has your back. Never talks back. He's got the best Jimmy Stewart impression I've ever seen!

I nominate him ROTW!

RIDE ON!



Joe Borfo
09.29.08 - 11:18 pm

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10111010 111010101110 1001 101010001110 11 11010 1000110101 110101 1100110101



KITTORZ
09.29.08 - 11:40 pm

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Now, my buddy Asimo.

He can't hold his liquor.






Joe Borfo
09.29.08 - 11:41 pm

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And this happened right after a Tren Way ride.

What a douchebag.





Joe Borfo
09.29.08 - 11:44 pm

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11001 10101000110101111 111101001010100



KITTORZ
09.29.08 - 11:48 pm

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FAQ: #00006.1

Q: Where is the ride going? Starting? Ending? Salt & Pepper? Stops?

A00001: See image.
A00002: Downtown, Los Angeles
A00003: Downtown, Los Angeles
A00004: Fnord
A00005: Partake in the Hotdog No Bun ritual.



the reverend dak
09.30.08 - 10:42 am

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OH NOES, AN OFFICIAL UPDATE!


Meet: 9PM @ Olympic & Broadway


That's in Downtown Los Angeles for you transplants and foreigners.

Roll Out: 10PM @ At will


Don't MISS OUT on the SPOKE CARDS. Don't be late for the HOT DOGS, no bun.



the reverend dak
10.2.08 - 1:53 pm

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YES!!!!



tallcans4tallbikes
10.2.08 - 1:56 pm

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FAQ # 00007

Q: What's the THEME? or I don't get the theme!

A: It's The Discordian Theme, derived from the learnings of THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
about which
you will learn more
and understand
less

We
are a tribe
of philosophers, theologians,
magicians, scientists,
artists, clowns,
and similar maniacs
who are intrigued
with
ERIS
GODDESS OF CONFUSION
and with
Her
Doings
- Principia Discordia pg 00001
-----

There is no "theme", what you bring IS the theme. There is a RIDE, which will emphasize what you bring, or not. Pay attention to these words:

The Discordian Society has no definition.

I sometimes think of it as a disorganization of Eris Freaks. It has been called a guerrilla mind theatre. Episkopos Randomfactor, Director of Purges of Our People's Underworld Movement sect in Larchmont, prefers "The World's Greatest Association of What-ever-it-is-that-we-are." Lady Mal thinks of it as a RENAISSANCE THINK TANK. Fang the Unwashed, WKC, won't say. You can think of it any way you like.

AN EPISKOPOS OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY is one who prefers total autonomy, and creates his own Discordian sect as The Goddess directs him. He speaks for himself and for those that say that they like what he says.

THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD: A Discordian Society Legionnaire is one who prefers not to create his own sect.

If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or if you prefer
don't.

There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top
of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go
for a ride, then I get to the bottom and I see
you again! Helter skelter!
-John Lennon



the reverend dak
10.2.08 - 4:41 pm

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the previous entry from pg 00032 of the Principia Discordia.



the reverend dak
10.2.08 - 4:41 pm

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Hayden Carruth RIP.

Scrambled eggs and whiskey
in the false-dawn light. Chicago,
a sweet town, bleak, God knows,
but sweet. Sometimes. And
weren't we fine tonight?
When Hank set up that limping
treble roll behind me
my horn just growled and I
thought my heart would burst.
And Brad M. pressing with the
soft stick and Joe-Anne
singing low. Here we are now
in the White Tower, leaning
on one another, too tired
to go home. But don't say a word,
don't tell a soul, they wouldn't
understand, they couldn't, never
in a million years, how fine,
how magnificent we were
in that old club tonight.




marino
10.3.08 - 11:40 am

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Wiener time!



Joe Borfo
10.3.08 - 3:11 pm

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marino
10.4.08 - 11:34 am

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Why DON'T we do it in the road?



Ms. Stephanie
10.6.08 - 3:35 pm

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I give up, why?



spiraldemon
10.6.08 - 3:38 pm

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Discordian ride.
Sexy will rise from the grave and join us.





marino
10.6.08 - 4:00 pm

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I DON'T KNOW!

But we will.

Friday.



Ms. Stephanie
10.6.08 - 4:07 pm

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hot dog, no bun please



spiraldemon
10.6.08 - 4:12 pm

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...with hot dogs (no buns).



Ms. Stephanie
10.6.08 - 4:15 pm

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thank jeebus we meet downtown.

i thought olympic and broadway in santa monica and almost decided not to go, and then i realized they kind of run parallel to each other.



ijunes
10.6.08 - 4:19 pm

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Μαρίνου, θέλω να σας γούστο μου κόκορας σάντουιτς με κρέας!





Joe Borfo
10.6.08 - 4:20 pm

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@ijunes

Discord is going to vomit all over downtown Friday night.



Ms. Stephanie
10.6.08 - 4:27 pm

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Χαλάζι Eris!





Joe Borfo
10.6.08 - 4:35 pm

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@borfo
Christina Perozzi is Maria with long hair. No hatin!





marino
10.6.08 - 4:47 pm

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She is not! You FREAK!



Joe Borfo
10.6.08 - 4:59 pm

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Image Hosted by ImageShack.us



Ms. Stephanie
10.6.08 - 5:13 pm

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I've been eating sunflower seeds when I'm not eating hot dogs.



spiraldemon
10.6.08 - 5:18 pm

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five time a day.



Graham
10.6.08 - 10:40 pm

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if there aren't any liquor stops, where are we stopping?



mmhmm
10.7.08 - 9:00 am

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I recommend bringing hard drugs. They're much more portable.



Ms. Stephanie
10.7.08 - 10:27 am

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stopping? why are we stopping? this is a bike RIDE. get your warez before you cum.



neverclever
10.7.08 - 10:30 am

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+2 neverclever



tallcans4tallbikes
10.7.08 - 10:43 am

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As for stopping, I'm usually in, then out of any particular C-store in less than five.

I just jet to the front of the pack a little, veer off, acquire my shit, then jump back into the groove.

If you don't got that drill down, then there's no way any of y'all asses are passing "The Basic School".



bentstrider
10.7.08 - 10:53 am

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i'm just wondering if i can bring some newbies. newbies need stops! :)



mmhmm
10.7.08 - 10:57 am

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?













It was in your bicycle basket.



Ms. Stephanie
10.7.08 - 11:04 am

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We like newbies. Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.





Ms. Stephanie
10.7.08 - 11:15 am

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why did Rev. Borfo cross the road?















his dong was stuck in the dead baby.



spiraldemon
10.7.08 - 11:29 am

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/ignore spiraldemon


lesse if that works....



Bellman
10.7.08 - 1:14 pm

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hot dog, no bun



spiraldemon
10.7.08 - 1:37 pm

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I expected something creative and new, not just a repeat.



Bellman
10.7.08 - 1:40 pm

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Joe Borfo
10.7.08 - 1:50 pm

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True, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Law of 5s, revisited:
~ 1/5 of all my posts on this site have now been made in this thread.

(that is NOT a challenge for Chynna to match my ratio)



Bellman
10.7.08 - 2:44 pm

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JUST IN!

THE Third Annual, 10th Month, 2nd Friday Midnight Ridazz is THIS FRIDAY. Yes, the BIG ONE.

And this is likely to be the most CHAOTIC Midnight Ridazz of them ALL.

The *O[ ]+~ has been finalized, and approved by The Goddess ERIS herself.

Be there, as you wish. Or not.

DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES

In the PARKING LOT (Stay off the actual corner if you know what is good for you) at the SOUTH - EAST corner of

Olympic Blvd and Broadway


View Larger Map






the reverend dak
10.7.08 - 3:46 pm

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Barely-controlled bicycle chaos is goooood.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us



Ms. Stephanie
10.8.08 - 11:12 am

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I'm going to be late, but definitely coming out to this ride.

Anyone I can contact via cellphone to find out where youll be?




Coe coe buttaa
10.8.08 - 12:42 pm

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Dear Coe Coe Butta, just head to Olympic & Broadway... you won't miss us. Trust me. Unless (of course) we get kicked out (by the fuzz) and have to move (then there would be a problem).



the reverend dak
10.8.08 - 12:56 pm

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Cool.

At least it's along my chosen way-route.

Although if I stop working early, I may just ride out to the Westside and ride to the ride with some Westsidaz for shits'n'giggles!!



bentstrider
10.8.08 - 1:13 pm

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where is this nonsense gonna end



tdf22
10.8.08 - 1:33 pm

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It ends three Saturdays from San Francisco.

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Ms. Stephanie
10.8.08 - 2:36 pm

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@tdf22, the ride starts at the end. and visa versa.

Olympic Blvd & Broadway

in

Downtown Los Angeles



the reverend dak
10.8.08 - 3:40 pm

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coe coe,

you can call me i'll be out there.



ijunes
10.8.08 - 3:49 pm

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Joe Borfo
10.8.08 - 4:02 pm

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Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.

Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.

Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.

Fnord is the orgasm bikes have during sex.






Ms. Stephanie
10.8.08 - 7:24 pm

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goddamit this is gunna rock all of the socks off



Aqueous Atom
10.8.08 - 9:57 pm

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Just looking around and found this...
Eris (UB313) was named after the Greek goddess of discord and strife. She stirs up jealousy and envy to cause fighting and anger among men. At the wedding of Peleus and Thetis all the gods were invited with the exception of Eris, and, enraged at her exclusion, she spitefully caused a quarrel among the goddesses that led to the Trojan war.




libra777
10.8.08 - 10:20 pm

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Oh, but she is much more multi-faceted than that. Sexism and gender stereotyping ran rampant in those days, as you can imagine, so women were often given short shrift.

And also, as Eris herself has said of the Greeks, "They suffered from indigestion, you know."



Ms. Stephanie
10.9.08 - 10:57 am

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Don't get me wrong, though. Bitch can stir up some shit.



Ms. Stephanie
10.9.08 - 10:58 am

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"They suffered from indigestion, you know.
Don't get me wrong, though. Bitch can stir up some shit."

Literally she can stir up some shit if she causes indigestion lol







libra777
10.9.08 - 1:38 pm

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Midnight Ridazz: THE DISC0rdi2N R!D3
http://www.midnightridazz.com/viewStory.php?storyId=1065

Friday, 10-10-08

Meet: 9PM @ Olympic & Broadway

That's in Downtown Los Angeles for you transplants and foreigners.
Roll Out: 10PM @ Promptly!

Dress up as whatever the FNUK you want. It's not going to matter!

Bring your own drinks, if you got 'em! Stock up now, because there
aren't going to be any liquor stops.
Especially if/when you need them.

We're Riding For
Absolutely Everything
Worth Knowing About
Absolutely Anything

No two equals are the same!


Don't MISS OUT on the SPOKE CARDS. Don't be late for the HOT DOGS, no
bun.

brought to you by the -
Reverend Dakota Jeeze Ultimak
The Secret Sacred Minister of the Sacred Secret Ministry
Prime Sinister of the Benevolent (dis)Order of the Stray Couches
Part-time Santa



Joe Borfo
10.9.08 - 2:26 pm

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Should i strap the amp onto my bike for this or are there already music peeps?



MOM_RIDAZ420
10.9.08 - 3:27 pm

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you should do what you want.
the second Friday rides are so big that you won't always hear the other sound systems



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 3:29 pm

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Bicycle Riding is Serious Business.



Joe Borfo
10.9.08 - 3:29 pm

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cool...i will bring it...but its all classic rock...



MOM_RIDAZ420
10.9.08 - 3:35 pm

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Cauliflower Penis is Serious Business.



Ms. Stephanie
10.9.08 - 3:52 pm

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The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan once said, "If light and darkness are companions, and life and death are companions, then, in a certain sense, God and Satan are companions, good and evil are companions, chaos and order are companions; but one feeds the other and gives birth to the other. "







libra777
10.9.08 - 3:53 pm

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gesundheit



Joe Borfo
10.9.08 - 4:05 pm

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And the Honorable Michael Jackson said, It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right, just beat it.





Ms. Stephanie
10.9.08 - 4:06 pm

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Speaking of MJ...
I saw in at Samuel French Script Store a few years back when i was still in college he signed my script and it said "Dream Great Dreams Love Michael" he looked really weird and his some had some crazy ass mask on



BadGirlAttitude
10.9.08 - 4:09 pm

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That's awesome. I've spent many hours in Samuel French store and did nothing interesting but fart. MJ rocks!



Joe Borfo
10.9.08 - 4:16 pm

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this thread went all sorts of innaresting places. Is it friday yet?



kryxtanicole
10.9.08 - 9:44 pm

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It is now.

On this note, anyone riding from the 323, 5(fix)2, or 626 areas?

I'll most likely be parking the truck again in Montebello and want to ride out with the cavalry, if one exists.



bentstrider
10.10.08 - 3:16 am

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Be sure to bring your 'Purple Stars' that you have all been collecting since childhood. You might need them tonight. You should see my collection. I've won awards.





stevo4
10.10.08 - 9:26 am

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anyone hopping on the red line from noho?



kryxtanicole
10.10.08 - 10:04 am

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@bentstrider...

The Moms will be leaving Highland Park around 8pm or 830pm...you know where we live...come on by...dinner is at 7pm



MOM_RIDAZ420
10.10.08 - 10:23 am

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Joe Borfo
10.10.08 - 10:33 am

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YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!



tallcans4tallbikes
10.10.08 - 10:40 am

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dash where u b rollin out from?



kryxtanicole
10.10.08 - 10:59 am

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dash, how much money do you have?



spiraldemon
10.10.08 - 11:09 am

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Jeff I got more dough than Van De Kamps



tallcans4tallbikes
10.10.08 - 11:15 am

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THANK GOD IT'S DOWNTOWNCLUSTERBICYCLEFUCK DAY!



Ms. Stephanie
10.10.08 - 11:20 am

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anyone hopping on the red line from noho?

kryxtanicole
10.10.08 - 1:04 pm


universal city, not north hollywood.

ive been asked to make the playlist. you guys are either super bummed or super excited. the only metal on this ride is metal machine music. sike, i hate lou reed.





ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 11:23 am

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Hail Eris!



spiraldemon
10.10.08 - 11:47 am

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RBI I can't tell, are you bringing Metal or Not?



tallcans4tallbikes
10.10.08 - 12:00 pm

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no metal.



ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 12:05 pm

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yes heavy.



Joe Borfo
10.10.08 - 12:10 pm

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ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 12:13 pm

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Oh yeah. Before I forget:


¡ pɹıɥʇ ʎʇǝɟɐs





Joe Borfo
10.10.08 - 12:42 pm

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Attention RIDAZZ!!!!

AS you may or may not be aware, Big Bike Dan's Speaker and Trailer Music Machine is in Critical Care, and that Shit costs money. Big Money. We're talking about $200. If you RIDAZZ want to have tunez on upcoming rides, then chip in a buck or two, whatever you can give helps. I personally am donating $20. See me on this ride, I will collect.

THANX GUISE!!!!!!!



tallcans4tallbikes
10.10.08 - 1:22 pm

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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!




Malevolent AGENTS of the Bavarian Illuminati may have already infiltrate our (dis)Organization. They may be "friends" of yours, they may be disguised as police officers or other public officials.

This much we know is true, they are (a/n):

1. Ancient conspiracy
2. Founded in the 20th Century (Gregorian) by Mordecai Malignatus.
3. Eternal enemies of Discordians everywhere.
4. Supported by and funded through various Discordian enterprises.
5. They are everywhere
6. You are paranoid
7. Fnord

Consult your pineal gland.





the reverend dak
10.10.08 - 1:23 pm

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alex is a hoax!
gimme all your money, I'm collecting it



spiraldemon
10.10.08 - 1:26 pm

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THIS AINT A HOAX



tallcans4tallbikes
10.10.08 - 1:29 pm

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Make your own Discordian merchandise:

How to fashion an Discordian Talisman
(or an Eristic Woogly-Woogly)



Don't forget the incense.

fnord




the reverend dak
10.10.08 - 1:34 pm

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Everything Is Serious Business.

Especially St. Van Van Mojo.



Ms. Stephanie
10.10.08 - 1:59 pm

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I want to donate the $40 that Roadblock said someone gave to him for me from the stealing on the GD ride. If anyone sees RB, let him know.

Thx. We needs music!



stevo4
10.10.08 - 2:07 pm

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Computerised
Voice synthesised
Call me the mech man
In a world of machines
What can I do but to serve



ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 2:11 pm

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suburban robots that monitor reality
common stock
we work around the clock
we shove the poles in the holes



turrican
10.10.08 - 2:14 pm

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the reverend dak
10.10.08 - 2:16 pm

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POETIC TERRORISM



CRIME AS ART / ART AS CRIME



the reverend dak
10.10.08 - 2:25 pm

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RBI's Playlist Is Serious Business.



Ms. Stephanie
10.10.08 - 2:29 pm

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ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 2:43 pm

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ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 3:14 pm

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we arn't going any more have fun tonight



MOM_RIDAZ420
10.10.08 - 3:18 pm

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"I want to donate the $40 that Roadblock said someone gave to him for me from the stealing on the GD ride. If anyone sees RB, let him know.

Thx. We needs music!"

you got it. I will throw in $20 of my own too




Roadblock
10.10.08 - 3:21 pm

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the two bottom records are also included in tonights playlist. maybe.




ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 3:26 pm

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Justice Yeldham might be my new favorite person.



Ms. Stephanie
10.10.08 - 3:34 pm

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ill be an hour late and 60 minutes early



Candy Cane
10.10.08 - 3:51 pm

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In case y'all care Dodgers are looooooosing 5 to 8
bottom of the 5th



MOM_RIDAZ420
10.10.08 - 3:58 pm

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@cc
Hey girl...i think i am going to hide in my house still



MOM_RIDAZ420
10.10.08 - 3:59 pm

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phillies nutts!!!!!!

at least they're not losing 2-8 anymore. yay!



neverclever
10.10.08 - 4:01 pm

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But there's something very significant in losing with:

FIVE POINTS




Hail Eris!



Joe Borfo
10.10.08 - 4:21 pm

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Don't be fooled or intimidated by the AUTHORITIES. Remember, you answer only to Goddess. If the greyface still intimidates you, perform the Turkey Curse. (as follows)

ERISIAN MAGIC RITUAL - THE TURKEY CURSE

Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter to the evil Curse of Greyface, THE TURKEY CURSE is here passed on to Erisians everywhere for their just protection.

The Turkey Curse works. It is firmly grounded on the fact that Greyface and his followers absolutely require an aneristic setting to function and that a timely introduction of eristic vibrations will neutralize their foundation. The Turkey Curse is designed solely to counteract negative aneristic vibes and if introduced into a neutral or positive aneristic setting (like a poet working out word rhythms) it will prove harmless, or at worst, simply annoying. It is not designed for use against negative eristic vibes, although it can be used as an eristic vehicle to introduce positive vibes into a misguided eristic setting. In this instance, it would be the responsibility of the Erisian Magician to manufacture the positive vibrations if results are to be achieved. CAUTION- all magic is powerful and requires courage and integrity on the part of the magician. This ritual, if misused, can backfire. Positive motivation is essential for self-protection.

TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:

Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and clearly:
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

The results will be instantly apparent.

- Principia Discordia, pg00064




the reverend dak
10.10.08 - 6:01 pm

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piss yourself and cry uncontrollably when the authorities try to detain you. if that doesn't work, shit yourself, too. nobody wants to be anywhere near excrement.



spiraldemon
10.10.08 - 6:19 pm

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you just better hope the cop isnt german.



ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 6:20 pm

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MARK YOUR CALENDARS.. this is happening soon!



turrican
10.10.08 - 6:23 pm

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turrican wont be there!



ruinedbyidiots
10.10.08 - 6:26 pm

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I've been planning not to be there for SO LONG.. It's gonna be awesome (to hear about the next day).



turrican
10.10.08 - 6:28 pm

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Well, I need to get another IPod cable, so no boombox tonight.

Hopefully, the usual suspects will be the..........

Fuck it, y'all likey my tracks.

I'm bringing it, end of dis.



bentstrider
10.10.08 - 7:10 pm

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Yowzaa



I AM Traffic
10.10.08 - 8:29 pm

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You have to click the image above...



I AM Traffic
10.10.08 - 8:30 pm

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Hail 'arris(on)



Bellman
10.10.08 - 8:39 pm

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YES!~ I MADE IT HOME SAFE! THANKS ARI FUCKKKKKKKK IM SO FUCKED UP>>>>



ijunes
10.11.08 - 1:14 am

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Yellow team rocked it tonight!!!!



digablesoul
10.11.08 - 2:33 am

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PURPLE!!!!



funanu
10.11.08 - 3:03 am

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Thanks Al...your music made it happen for us Yellowsl



Wonderdave
10.11.08 - 3:04 am

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great ride, in decompression.

ready for work tommarow, im sure ill have an after glo.

to a great community that can have lots of safe fun.



mikeywally
10.11.08 - 3:17 am

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ORANGE



X-Large
10.11.08 - 4:04 am

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Best game of cat and mouse.............ever.



bentstrider
10.11.08 - 4:04 am

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Go Blue



mk4524
10.11.08 - 4:09 am

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I'm still Dead! Stupid TrenWay Ride.



sexy
10.11.08 - 5:07 am

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found: my sweater!
lost: my dignity
all in all: a good night

grahm has your bike, soma. (the mantra of the evening still rings true this morning)



Candy Cane
10.11.08 - 7:17 am

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THAT RIDE REALLY SUCKED !!!



eddieboyinla
10.11.08 - 7:40 am

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RED CIRCLE!!!!



Aqueous Atom
10.11.08 - 8:42 am

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So,I got a blue card....somehow rode with the red team...then out of nowhere I ended up with the blue team. WTF!!!!!
ERIS had to do something with this.




libra777
10.11.08 - 11:36 am

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WAS I THE ONLY ONE THAT GOT 'PINK HEART' SPOKE CARD???

I'D LIKE TO NOMINATE THIS RIDE AS RIDE OF THIS SUMMER? --> ROTS



eddieboyinla
10.11.08 - 2:23 pm

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Go Orange/Red/Blue/Yellow team! Dischord previals.



kryxtanicole
10.11.08 - 3:07 pm

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Timelapse vid of the Orange ridazz led by the Very Rev'd Borfo:





Agent Orange
10.11.08 - 4:56 pm

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This was an awesome ride. We should do Church of the SubGenius sometime and get our slack on.



mullingitover
10.14.08 - 6:46 pm

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The Sub Genius would ask for admission ($5), and not even ride at all.

A Sub genius, riding a bike? no that'd take intelligence.



the reverend dak
10.14.08 - 6:52 pm

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They would ride motorcycles.

Lazy fucks.



turrican
10.14.08 - 6:54 pm

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That Orange Vid is so cool...great music.



TheJen
10.14.08 - 7:05 pm

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