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Like, everyone knows that hanging out at the mall is. like, the thing to do. But apparently there are, like, these freaky kids who've been, like, totally taking over our streets to hang out in parking lots, or whatever.
So now we need to, like, show those weirdos whose Valley this is.
Come dressed your best- of course you Valley girls wouldn't leave the house otherwise.
No helmets- they'll, like, totally destroy your hair.
No tools- they're like, so not cool. Besides, your mini-purses shouldn't be able to hold anything other than your cell phone and Daddy's credit card.
Did anyone else have the Valley Girl Handbook? Modelled after the Preppy Handbook (which was also the model for the Hipster Handbook), it had all kinds of insights into the Valley Girl ethos, aesthetic, and lexicon.
This sounds totally tubular. Its just like, that park where you guys all want to start the ride. Well its like grody to the max. I mean theres guys there that like don't even get pedicures, GROSS, gag me with a spoon.
but I don't know. It is the same park where those hockey guys Cinnamon Lovers play. And they are totally awesome. There star player has a laugh that is really funny, but its cool, cuz like his girlfriend is totally like you know, She is not Val but she like you know she got a lot of cool clothes.
Who is that? Is that Paris Hilton?
If it is - "Fuck Ya FTW!"
I love the pictures of Miley Cyrus with her dog and boyfriend on the beach cruiser. I wonder if they made a Hannah Montana girls bike yet.
They have put that name on everything else.
(couldn't find that picture of her, dog and boyfriend, but there is a ton of pictures of her riding at different times on different bikes. There was even a gossip write up of her riding with her dad around toluca lake.
Don't ask me why, but yes these pictures makes me happy!
Umm, so like, apparently these friends of ours are like, getting married. So the wedding is like, really far away and stuff, but we should be able to like, catch them on their honeymoon to like, wish them good luck or whatever. So like, be ready for that too.
Depends what era of Valley Girl you want to be- this ride will cover the 80s, 90s, and 21st century Valley Girls.
Too much make up. Big hair. "Designer" clothes. Obnoxious mini purses. Hell, bring your mini dog as well.
Boys, you can get in on this too. Pants without holes. Polo shirts. Styled hair. Of course, I prefer the TOTA sort of stuff, but what good is a group of Valley girls without some sexy Valley boys to fight over?
So like, after the ride, some of us are taking the last limo over the hill to party with our friends who're getting married. So like, bring $1.25 for that. And maybe $1.25 more for the ride home, if you plan on being out until morning.
Route isn't going to be posted. I have different routes depending on how many people show up.
First stop: Fashion Square (90s Valley Girls FTW!)
Regroup: The Galleria (OG Valley Girl material, right there)
Second stop: City Walk (21st century Valley Girls.... whatever)
I'm there! I'll be wearing about 8 polo shirts layered, all with the collar popped of course. Because wearing that many polos makes me look more buff than I really am and helps me score some hot Valley girl ass.
A Valley Girl can be described as materialistic, self-conscious, dodgy, self-centered, hedonistic, physically attractive and sometimes sexually promiscuous. Valspeak is also a form of this trait, based on an exaggerated version of California English.
1. its not nazi. neither is it ish or shit.
2. its heathen or pagan. whatever you choose to call my religion.
3. Its my left arm.
If there are any problems with that. come see me at the ride.
Im not a zealot, but I dont take very fuckin kindly to my faith being disrespected.
ok c'mon seriously there were only like 7 valley girls there including rbi, and i didn't ride all the way to the start from my house, just for this. we broke off after we dropped you guys MASHING at 11 mph. i mean whooo.
but i can now safely say that i think the drunk brakeless kids, are still safer in the valley.
"I'm going to skid stop in front of you now"
well thank you for the courtesy reminder.
awesome ride except for the part where i fell really hard. so whats new?
I hate when something else is happening on the other side of Los Angeles. The valley ends up being treated like a step child. If I could have broke free tonight I would have gone to this. I still love you Brad and Marcus (you Godless heathens) but I would have had to support my home team.
I just went and rode to the NFC Northridge Fashion Center at midnight in honor of this ride at when my Dad fall asleep. I fell so much better now. i haven't rode all week.
lotsa fun! Mall crawl, cruising the boulevard, the many fans we had everywhere! The best time was at Que Ricos, with the tazer girl and columbians and the dude that borrowed my helmet to dance on the table...I love my valllllllley.
That was a fun ride, thanks Sara and all who worked on the ride.
Didn't make it to Que Ricos because had to fix a double flat from my buddy hitting the Great Pot Hole of 09... Damn, all I can think about now is an Asada Burrito!!!!
Great ride!! Had soo much fun!! Sherman Oaks galleria parking lot was a workout! But going down Ventura was sweet... until... the freaking humongous pothole of 2009.... even bigger than 2007. Either way.. hooray for valve extenders and we were on our way...
Mr. Bicykiller... i will have that request for you ready for PP. Hey! What street was that that you took us into where my wheel almost feel through the bridge?
Man I love the valley... great ride ladies!! and also to all that helped. Like for sure... this ride was totally awesome!!