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To the Asian Girl Whom I offended with my Asian-ness - m4w
Date: 2009-01-03, 9:20PM PST
You: Asian, young(ish), cute, petite, left-of-center, cosmopolitan.
Me: The Asian guy you would never dream of giving a second glance.
Hi! Iâm so sad that you were offended by my very presence at your favorite boutique coffee shop. Seriously, I was just there to do some work and maybe a bit of reading â I didnât mean to draw attention to the fact that you too, are also Asian. I was just looking for a quiet place to sit, and the seat by you just happened to be open. Itâs not like peed all over you, put my arm around your shoulder, and screamed to all the other patrons in a heavy Chinese accent, âShe mine! You all stay away!â
After I sat down and pulled out Saidâs Orientalism (no joke), you, in all of your ignorant glory, proceeded to loudly flirt with the nearest non-Asian man with a pulse to dissuade any romantic overtures from me. Lady, I already know you only date white guys; you donât even have to open your mouth.
Ever since Chad took you out back in high school and made you the envy of all homecoming, youâve understood the magical power of white boys. Your parents balked until they saw how well Chet treated you and made you so so so happy. You tell yourself you donât see color lines, and that youâre ending racism by only dating white guys â and you give yourself a little pat on the back every night before dreaming of waking up with beautiful blonde hair. Youâve even thrown in a black guy or two, just to get back at daddy. Asian guys? Like, gag me with a spoon!
Hey, I applaud you. Youâre totally progressive. Never mind all that bukakke stuff Jeremy keeps wanting to do (I wonder where he gets these ideas?). No need to worry about Scottyâs browser history pointing to asianteensluts.com. Totally normal! What red-blooded American man doesnât want to bang a Japanese high school girl?
Honestly, if I were in your stilettos, Iâd do the same thing. If white girls were all over me âcause of my nice, smooth skin, my mad computer skills and wispy peach fuzz, Iâd ride that white stallion to all glory.
But since Iâm 6â2â, 200 lbs. with 4% body fat and a PhD, I guess Iâll have to settle for one of our more racist Asian sistahs.
eddieboyinla03.27.09 - 1:43 am
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