sexy helmet slogans
Thread started by widowmaker
at 04.2.09 - 10:04 am
so we're trying to promote bicycle helmets here in austin and we're having a "sexy helmet" photoshoot on sunday. we just can't seem to think of any good slogans to go on the photos. just wondering if anyone had any input? thanks!
stick your head in, you know you want to
04.2.09 - 10:14 am
okay... so maybe it's not seeeeexy... but I was 10.
04.2.09 - 10:39 am
i don't think we've met...but i love 10 year old you a lot....is that wierd?
04.2.09 - 10:42 am
If you're on MR, you're required to like underage girls.
(Sorry, Jessica. I couldn't resist.)
(I have nothing helpful to add.)
04.2.09 - 10:44 am
whens the last time jeff got any action, regardless of age?
04.2.09 - 11:08 am
same reason why you're constantly thinking about me and sex.
also, get a job!
04.2.09 - 11:15 am
Don't we all just want a little action?
"Don't just protect the little head..."
04.2.09 - 11:18 am
if it's a bunch of sexy people wearing helmets, why not just
"keep it sexy."
04.2.09 - 11:23 am
"Wear a helmet, because brain damage isn't sexy"?
To most people, anyway . . .
04.2.09 - 11:25 am
interesting side note:
I was TOTALLY thinking of making a poster exactly like this just 2 days ago! Having a bunch of photographs of sexy riders in their helmets... and I was also wondering what the caption would be. Something like "keep it sexy"... or "sexy? stay that way"... or i dunno... that's a tough one. I'll keep thinking.
04.2.09 - 11:28 am
strategically place helmets over butts of sexy, nude, and helmeted cyclists, "protect your most valuable ASSets"
04.2.09 - 11:30 am
helmeted rider...watermelon...helmeted rider...watermelon...think about it!!
04.2.09 - 11:34 am
Ok ok ok I got it!
Have a group of sexy ridazz with a couple bikes. The ridazz are completely naked except they are wearing helmets....
"Always use protection"
04.2.09 - 11:46 am
thats so good roadblock!! i feel like you should do that one, i would almost feel guilty using it!
04.2.09 - 12:02 pm
Hahaha how about we do a shoot in both cities and even recruit photos from 10 other cities and make a calendar. Just gimme a cut of the action (not the action the jeff isn't getting)
04.2.09 - 12:09 pm
that sounds awesome! i'll send this link to jen shes the one who had this brain baby and is organizing this whole thing. i'll see what she thinks. but keep posting ideas!
04.2.09 - 12:21 pm
"Are those knee pads or are you just happy to see me?"
"Most Valuable Strap-on: Your Helmet."
"You can't get head without protecting yours."
ugh, I'm gonna go wash my hands out with soap now.
04.2.09 - 12:25 pm
wearing a helmet will get you laid
04.2.09 - 3:59 pm
We need all heads protected.
And the pic would be of a dude with a helmet on and a helmet over his thingy down there.
04.2.09 - 4:14 pm
Live and play another day.
04.2.09 - 4:14 pm
keep it scrambled, not splattered!
04.2.09 - 4:15 pm
Every time i put my helment on, i know im special.
Not in the "challenged" sense, but to those in my life who love the pants off me. So my slogan... I'm special.
Perhaps... not very PC. But then again, neither is a ventilator.
04.2.09 - 4:16 pm
"wanna look like a DONG?"
"WEAR YOUR EFFING HELMET <3"
"keep your head warm when it's cold"
"another thing I can put stickers on"
"my other hemet is in my pants" or for the ladies "my other helmet is in your pants"
"not a slogan... just cover a helmet w/ long flowing hair, like PC's"
"I dong know why you wouldn't want to wear a helmet, you already look all sweaty and kinda nerdy, and obviously, since you're riding a bike you're pretty smart so why not just go for it!!"
thank you goodnight!
04.2.09 - 4:36 pm
"i wear this to protect your windshield < or car, the sidewalk> from my skull"
04.2.09 - 7:22 pm
head - helmet = t3h sux0rz
04.3.09 - 12:26 am
It's cheaper than life support
04.3.09 - 12:30 am
what!? I can't believe no one has said....
04.3.09 - 1:18 pm
I think kids nowadays want a message that adults will go.......huh???????? And that message is...........
scrambled, not splattered!
04.3.09 - 1:37 pm