Thread started by Candy Cane
at 04.29.09 - 11:00 pm
Can please make a pilot for this shit?!
We could all be getting paid to be putting ourselves out for public voyeurism.
At the very least it would be an instant Viral Video Meme.
Does this community not have it ALL?
Sexy bike riders, Insider Politics, endless drama, tears, crashes, brawls, sex, lies and webcams. No script needed. and in the great words of SaraBond, "This shit writes ITSELF."
This is beyond a Soap Opera.
This is beyond reality TV.
This is... Days of our Ridazz
lets make a meeelion dolazz ha cha cha cha cha
04.29.09 - 11:01 pm
it'd most likely turn into a softcore porn series sold at 7-11s across canada.
04.29.09 - 11:06 pm
talk to chicken leather about this in the past after I saw a pilot of LA roadie who was trying to make a reality show of him riding in LA. It was terrible. Chicken Leather sat me down after bugging him for a week about how to go about this. It was not an easy answer. He told all about how these things have to go. This would be difficult, but don't let me nay say you. GO FOR IT. Ask Chicken Leather what he told me, me might explained to you everything that would be involved.
04.29.09 - 11:06 pm
chicken leather probably has the whole 1st season! haha shit. probably the entire 6 season box set actually. he's been weilding a camera at MR events for how long now?
i would love to just have a week, enough rations to sustain me, and watch his entire video cache of us. nonstop. would a week even be long enough?
i was joking when i started this thread... but actually now that im thinking about it.... wouldnt it be cool?........ i mean..... we could all have spinoff careers n' shit.
04.29.09 - 11:14 pm
Yes DJ Chicken Leather does have so many of these ride documented on video from the early days to today. The only thing is, he never edited them. I have been one of the few that have been lucky enough to see some of them. They can be tough to watch from the lack of editing, but they are gems.
04.29.09 - 11:32 pm
you lucky bastard.
I would love to see some of it, it all it's raw, unedited, low-fi sentimental glory.
Maybe i'll start filming. i have a camera...
04.29.09 - 11:39 pm
Let us not forget the countless spin-offs and Made-For-TV movies now!!!
04.30.09 - 6:57 am
We could save time by taking an existing Girls Gone Wild
and composite some bicycles into it.
04.30.09 - 5:51 pm
Ha ha, we'd be a worldwide phenomenon and all underground status would be wiped clean!!!!
04.30.09 - 6:07 pm
we could even have a funny sub-plot rivalry between knittens and myself....and FUZZBEAST can be the puppeteer!
04.30.09 - 7:35 pm
"we could even have a funny sub-plot rivalry between knittens and myself....and FUZZBEAST can be the puppeteer!"
04.30.09 - 8:49 pm
Tallbike cameos! Stunt performances pay union+5%. No craft services=NO DEAL, NO EXCEPTIONS.
04.30.09 - 10:47 pm
oodles of poodles is like the Paul Reiser of the bicycle forum jokster world.
04.30.09 - 10:50 pm
this sounds soo fucking good.
04.30.09 - 11:07 pm
We could save time by taking an existing Girls Gone Wild and composite some bicycles into it.
I assume the commercials would have little bicycle-shaped censor bars jiggling all over the screen?
04.30.09 - 11:12 pm
i see him more as a carrot top.
05.1.09 - 2:03 am
You guys realize that this show is going to consist of a bunch of interior shots of people sitting in rooms quietly clicking on a "REFRESH" button every twenty seconds or so, and every now and then chuckling to themselves or typing something, right? And then maybe for the last two minutes of each episode everybody gets together to ride bikes and dance and argue with the cops.
05.1.09 - 2:22 am
But...BUT...there would be plenty of opportunity to have epic series-within-the-series where everybody goes on a road trip to Portland or New York or San Diego or wherever, and there are wacky adventures involving quirky locals who either take advantage of the characters or introduce them to charming local customs. Like on I Love Lucy
when they went to Europe or Hollywood.
05.1.09 - 2:27 am
Or the Brady Bunch going to the Grand Canyon / Hawaii. You get the idea. Somebody write the pilot on spec, already.
05.1.09 - 2:29 am
hahahahahahahaha. you're hilariously evil!
05.1.09 - 2:31 am
":You guys realize that this show is going to consist of a bunch of interior shots of people sitting in rooms quietly clicking on a "REFRESH" button every twenty seconds or so, and every now and then chuckling to themselves or typing something, right? And then maybe for the last two minutes of each episode everybody gets together to ride bikes and dance and argue with the cops."
you're hired lead writer
05.1.09 - 2:37 am
hahaha I'm silently LOLing lewl right now. kthxbai slptimb4 strmbstille
05.1.09 - 2:44 am