COTW MATT MACEDA
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KiMS1 at 08.13.09 - 2:17 pm
i nominate this fucking piece of shit conundrum for cyclist of the week bc he is in my top 10 list for friendliest douchebag.
this asshole will help you build your bike to perfection, teach you to maintain your bike in it's best condition, and then make fun of your bike.
he's like a younger, browner, hairier version of atomic cycles paul.
he's jaded as fuck but at the same time loves a good cheap thrill.
when your not looking, he'll fuck your little sister. or at least try to.
with as much shit as this asshole talks, he pokes fun at himself just as much.
here are my 5 questions for this retarded genius:
1. how bummed are you that vallarta stopped it's carne asada sale?
2. even though crank mob is a cluster fuck, why do you still tell new riders to go check it out?
3. what are your thoughts on young kids bringing their $1500 track bikes to booze rides?
4. on average how many shits do you take a day?
5. on a big ride, a stranger has a flat do you...
A. help him change a flat
B. give him a tube and a pump and drink a beer and watch
C. tell him to get out of the way and continue to ride on
D. tell him to fuck off and continue to ride on
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