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Thread Box:
I Nominate...
Thread started by PC at 06.19.08 - 4:25 pm

...Mr. Richard F., aka NEWB310, as the Poet Laureate of Midnight Ridazz.

WHO'S WITH ME

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 only if we get him a cycling cap with a feather on it,



dannyzuko
06.19.08 - 4:27 pm

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 why not just make up a false identity and Nominate them? That seems to be the trend this week.



sexy
06.19.08 - 4:28 pm

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 he's got my vote!!! many a times has he graced our ALC team email threads with his ingenuity and epic lulz. (I will now search for some favorites.)

what's inspired this though PC? did he write one today somewhere? do share!



canadienne
06.19.08 - 4:32 pm

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 see veganbananapenis thread,

my personal fav:

"the way she was going down that slide, she was asking for it."
Richard F. aka newb310



dannyzuko
06.19.08 - 4:35 pm

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 Check the VEGANBANANAPENIS Ride thread for a recent example of this promising young poet's work.

Sexy, shut the fuck up and go ride your bike.



PC
06.19.08 - 4:35 pm

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 PC should be working on the melody for Newbie310 lyrics for the MR top hit of the week.



Joe Borfo
06.19.08 - 4:53 pm

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 DAMMIT... I couldn't find the one I was trying to find... but I did find this one:


These hats, I declare, are for the cats!

They wish for themselves foods from deepest the seas!
They long for plump, bright birds from the branches of trees!
They thirst for water from the freshest of springs!
They demand that I satisfy their deepest desires!
They demand cycling caps a la Midnight Ridazz!

– NEWB310



canadienne
06.19.08 - 5:16 pm

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 Oh, and another classic:


Me love Randy long time.
Me love Randy buckets.
Me give Randy nom nom.
Me give Randy nuggets.

Once,our hands touched.
Over hot beans and rice.
We wrapped a burrito.
We rode into the night.

Me know Randy plenty.
Me know Randy not to long.
Me know Randy just enough.
To make a Randy song.

Now Randy has an ouch.
Rand have ouch on head.
Me happy Randy have only this.
Me happy car not make Randy dead.


–NEWB310



canadienne
06.19.08 - 5:21 pm

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 exnay the buretohay, winki winki



dannyzuko
06.19.08 - 6:03 pm

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Treats for the summer
Come in a wide array of styles
So grab yon bike dear ridazz
and come and fan your whiles

You don't need a blender
You just need something yellow
For all the ladies that don't have one
Go and grab yourself a fellow

Not just any bloke will do
For he must be rather mellow
and when it comes to dietary needs
their food musn't cast a shadow

Their Father, brave Apollo
Fair Mother, the Goddess Venus
The gift bestowed upon them
The veganbananapenis

-NEWB310


FTW!



Joe Borfo
06.19.08 - 6:09 pm

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 We need to publish an anthology, Liz picks the typeface that best illustrates his poetry.



mk4524
06.19.08 - 6:32 pm

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 i took an excited 10 second brainstorm before realizing that your comment wasn't 100% fo serious.



canadienne
06.19.08 - 7:27 pm

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 Srsly?



Joe Borfo
06.19.08 - 7:32 pm

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 Here's one for the anthology




The Acrobats Build A Ramp


The kids on my street were acrobats.
They were dirt clods and fistfights
And tightrope tops of fences.

When the bus stopped at the corner
In front of Vincent's house, we'd scatter
Below garage doors and into refrigerators,
Or under doormats on damp cement.

After Kool-Aid or brown grass and dog poop,
We'd push shovels into holes for hideouts,
Or pedal and pull handlebars up gritty curbs.

From cannons of concrete block and splintered plywood,
Coaster brakes and seat posts and shinny grins
Fly and fail to gravel dirt and bleeding chin.




tern
06.19.08 - 7:46 pm

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 The last stanza should be all italics, but I am rusty at doing this online.

There you go, a poem by Anrew Trapp, for Vicente Lovato of Albuquerque, New Mexico.



tern
06.19.08 - 7:50 pm

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 That's rad, Drew.



Joe Borfo
06.19.08 - 7:52 pm

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 @Borfo

yes, srsly... MetaPlusNormal, btw... *hanging head in shame*



canadienne
06.19.08 - 7:57 pm

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 (chuckles)



Joe Borfo
06.19.08 - 8:00 pm

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 Okay, here we come, obscurity....maybe after I drink myself to death in Needles, California, in 2039....google will have documented my poem and all the people will learn this as a part of their American Literature unit in sixth grade. lols



tern
06.19.08 - 8:16 pm

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 Shit...I just realized that am I crowding this tread....I somehow forgot about the original post.....yeppers.



tern
06.19.08 - 8:21 pm

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 Man...call me a cooler. I just made an English major joke about my death in Needles, in 2039...it was a joke. hahaha! Carry on....

I would like to hear a poem from:

Nicole
Ben
Al (both)
Brenden
et al..



tern
06.19.08 - 8:42 pm

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