REMATCH: AT vs. iJunes
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tortuga_veloce at 04.14.09 - 9:25 am
i know a lot of people are expecting this. what do you say, guise?
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oo oo so can i pick the course now? or at least make it flat.
_iJunes04.14.09 - 9:28 am
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the guys doing AIDS Lifecycle are putting on a benefit soon. They're going to have Goldsprints racing. That way everyone can see you gaise out-awesome each other, while at the same time finding a cure for AIDS!
i mean, what could be better? are you guys in?
tortuga_veloce04.14.09 - 9:57 am
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They should get tested first.
I think they should ride a tandem vs. The Box!
otherwise
Can we add a Yo Momma Contest to the end of this? Then a Potato Sack Race! Then a Log-Toss! Then a Egg-Eating Contest (Hard-boiled)! Then a DrinkAndDraw Showdown! Then a FinalCutPro Edit-Off! Then Big Bank Take Little Bank! Then a Speed-Essay Contest! Then a Milk-Drinkathon! Then a Price-Is-Right! Then a Kissing Booth! With a pony ring! And free ice cream with toppings! Can we get Dan Deacon to play a show and DJ the afterparty? Please! And bicycles everywhere! Animals! Then we'll call Banksy to do an installation that teaches us something and offends us and makes us laugh all at the same time! With a dolphin tank! Stingrays to pet! We'll get the Yaysayers Bus to take us to Mexico to sing Happy Birthday to Dingo and then we can stop in Vegas and New York on the way back and I have some friends there that can throw us a party! Race! Race! Race!
SKIDMARCUS04.14.09 - 10:02 am
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sometimes, you guys are never too much.
_iJunes04.14.09 - 10:28 am
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i assume gold sprints are same gear just spinning faster right?
_iJunes04.14.09 - 10:30 am
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I expect a rematch, with me in it. I will not spandex, and I will win. Heck, I may even do it singlespeed to prove that my training techniques are superior.
Silly roadees.
jericho1ne04.14.09 - 10:38 am
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Mihai, lets race up stunt road. fixed. ouch.
asparagus04.14.09 - 10:48 am
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I think we all know who would win a Yo Momma contest.
steph04.14.09 - 11:17 am
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I'll go to see the Banksy installation!!!!!
User104.14.09 - 11:25 am
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Not right now y'all. I know the ALC people want to do this, but I'm not able. In general, if iJunes wants a rematch in a couple months, I'll think about it. But iJunes is serious about competitive cycling, and I have no interest in it, so I expect that he will be in a position to dominate relatively soon, so I'm not sure there will be much point.
Alex Thompson04.14.09 - 11:31 am
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saltine eating perhaps?
steph04.14.09 - 11:55 am
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if i get high enough, aint no way you can win a cracker challenge.
_iJunes04.14.09 - 12:45 pm
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but seriously guys, it's for AIDS Healthcare and Research, and for Team Midnight Ridazz, and for FUN(er)
and yes, there will be comestible competitions.
tortuga_veloce04.14.09 - 3:58 pm
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I vote for Gallon-of-Milk-Drinking Contest! I'd enter that one!
(And so totally kick ass, too.)
danya04.14.09 - 4:01 pm
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AT, i will take your place and race junu at goldsprints. 818!
ruinedbyidiots04.14.09 - 4:28 pm
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but AT's the reigning champion. you cant just hold on to your belt and turn down every challenge. this isnt boxing.
tortuga_veloce04.14.09 - 5:26 pm
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i would gladly get toasted by rbi
_iJunes04.14.09 - 5:28 pm
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but AT's the reigning champion. you cant just hold on to your belt and turn down every challenge. this isnt boxing.
this has been discussed since the moments after the race, and the doctor is retiring. you can't be a reigning champ if you're retired.
_iJunes04.14.09 - 5:28 pm
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Ijunes stated "i would gladly get toasted by rbi"<-- this is so so gay even for you......
Debut21304.14.09 - 5:35 pm
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Ijunes stop setting ur self up for the same ones and there wont be a problem..
Debut21304.14.09 - 5:44 pm
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is that what you tell all your rape victims after you're done?
_iJunes04.14.09 - 5:48 pm
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ill race you too, debut. let your bike do the talking and not your keyboard. is that a threat?
ruinedbyidiots04.14.09 - 5:48 pm
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hiatus213 can't race to the bathroom against his colon.
always shittin yourself
_iJunes04.14.09 - 5:50 pm
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Whats the course? ill consider it.....
Debut21304.14.09 - 5:57 pm
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I dont have ibs ijunes. It seems like you might be a little to familiar with this shitting ur pants issue..
Debut21304.14.09 - 5:58 pm
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ibs ooo someone stays up late watching infomercials on tv.
*though i myself must have been in this selection as well*
you couldn't even look up ibs on google. drrrr telling me i know more about it when you've self-diagnosed yourself.
_iJunes04.14.09 - 6:04 pm
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I am ready to race RBI in the next race. Maybe we could race during the rematch but it will be Yetiman vs. RBI
Yetiman04.14.09 - 10:12 pm
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