Some dipshit called me a HIPSTER!!!!
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bentstrider at 07.6.08 - 11:03 am
I was on my way to the Big Bang on Friday night and was making my way South down Pacific in Venice.
No problems from any cars or other people, but then I roll past these preppy men who were talking like those people from that Queer Eye show.
As I get ahead of them, one of them calls me a "fuckin' hipster"!!!
I'm still perplexed as to how I should've responded to this mistake of fact.
I didn't know whether to turn around and place the guy in a choke-hold, or scream and shout in victory!?!?!
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I would've laughed my head off. But it would be one of those laughs that is really loud and it's almost screaming and maniacal. But nonetheless, my head would come off because of the laughing.
"I laugh until my head comes off"
imachynna07.6.08 - 11:09 am
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The nimrods grow restless and disaffected, and seek to defend their failsome life choices by casting aspersions upon those who clearly, even to these thick-witted sub-primates in automobiles, have taken the higher road on a bike.
Therefore, Sir, I will put forth merely the following: that the only tragedy here is that you were not conveniently beweaponed with the water bombs which you were so perniciously deploying the next day.
ephemerae07.6.08 - 11:17 am
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some guy called me and graham "FUCKING CRUSTYS !"
HANDBONE07.6.08 - 11:18 am
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i got called a !@#$? by someone driving an suv in west hollywood on the way to the last crank mob. i was not amused.
yesterday in front of noho park i got honked at for taking the lane. i flipped the driver off and he had the audacity to call me the asshole. so i trackstood across his lane maybe 10 feet before the pedestrian crosswalk (he wanted to make a right turn) so he had to wait that extra 30 seconds for being himself.
ruinedbyidiots07.6.08 - 11:18 am
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maybe he was infact a hipster and he felt the need to unload some of this hipster thoughts and ideas on you. hmm... maybe you should have turned around and asked him how his day was going..
"fuckin hipster"
"no my names windsor baltazar III but nice try. how is your fantasticly gay day going?"
"well my day is..."
he just needed a friend.
theshues07.6.08 - 11:18 am
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@ephemerae
I now ride with a Food4Less bag of waterballoons on every ride for that express purpose.
I could lob 5 of those badboys and nail 2 before they could even pull their trigger!!!
bentstrider07.6.08 - 11:33 am
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whens all the hippy part comin out in your hipster ways..
lets session? anyone?
theshues07.6.08 - 11:34 am
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I got called a douchebag for taking brassknuckle's hard drive.
ppssshhhh he wasn't even using it. It took him a couple of weeks to realize it was gone.
hipster07.6.08 - 11:34 am
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HANDBONE
07.6.08 - 2:18 pm
When the fuck did that happen???
ben dangel07.6.08 - 12:10 pm
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only a fuckless non-hipster or an unhip-unfuckable begrudges somebody they suspect of being a "fucking hipster".
This is clearly do to jealously.
the appropriate response: "watch and learn, watch and learn"
trickmilla07.6.08 - 12:39 pm
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HAY GUISE MAYBE IT WAS A COMPLIMENT
vladster07.6.08 - 12:41 pm
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trickmilla is not hipster
trickmilla is a hipster
you know that he started that bicycle bell thingy
hipster07.6.08 - 4:05 pm
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