Feel my balls?
Thread started by
_iJunes at 01.10.09 - 12:47 am
On the train tonight someone asked me if i wanted to feel their balls, but he was a she, but really was a really a he. s/he also gave me some amazing smelling lotion from bed bath and body works. it's called gardenia.
meow
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did you say you are or you aren't related to eddieboyinla
hipster01.10.09 - 1:29 am
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haha. Did you do it?
That reminds me of a week ago when we were riding downtown and we were stopped on some sketch DTLA street & this girl/guy came up and was toting a 40 and talking to the ridazz and said s/he just made 80 bucks...for someone sucking her dick. It was awful gross. Dirty dirty dirty.
kryxtanicole01.10.09 - 12:32 pm
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AND I REMEMBER THAT STILL LINE AS VERY INTERESTED.
FUCK YOU HIPSTER, LOL
eddieboyinla01.10.09 - 1:05 pm
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and it was on Eddie's dtla ride....
barleye01.10.09 - 1:37 pm
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Next time I'm going to carry some tennis-balls with me and annoy the shit out of the person who asks me that.
"Hey would you like to......Ow, 'the fuck, fool!!!???!!!"
bentstrider01.10.09 - 1:38 pm
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Before I clicked the link, I thought this was going to be the Westside version of Feel My Legs, I'm a Racer.
nathansnider01.10.09 - 2:12 pm
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Sorry Nathan. The forum is not bike related. What's a racer? What are legs? We only talk about balls and pick up lines and weed.
imachynna01.10.09 - 2:18 pm
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can't forget fixie vs geared
aksendz01.10.09 - 6:22 pm
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What's a fixie? What's geared? What are bikes? I thought this was a /b/ forum.
imachynna01.10.09 - 6:45 pm
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oh no, this was written by
meow not me.
but i was there and i witnessed this. that smell of that lotion is to haunt me for life.
_iJunes01.10.09 - 6:48 pm
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oh man i laughed so hard. i think junes was scared
meow01.11.09 - 2:44 am
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Well....?
Did you feel them? Or Not?
Did They Feel Real?
DavidArchey01.11.09 - 1:57 pm
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You don't get a lotion as a present for doing nothing.
marino01.11.09 - 2:12 pm
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hey junu my numbers 213 925 8457 call me about monday
Drooby42001.11.09 - 2:25 pm
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first she/he gave me the lotion, then he/she asked if i wanted to touch them. i said no. i wish i was bold enough, but i am not
meow01.11.09 - 2:55 pm
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put the lotion in the basket.
soso01.11.09 - 3:04 pm
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the worst thing she could do is find a gardenia air freshner and hide it in my apartment. i'll have nightmares.
_iJunes01.11.09 - 3:11 pm
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holy shit, i think s-he was wearing blue. i try to suppress that memory.
_iJunes01.11.09 - 5:13 pm
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