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digital SLR
Thread started by spiraldemon at 10.9.08 - 3:52 pm

I like taking pictures, but I know nothing about the new dSLR I just got yesterday. There are lots of photographers on Ridazz, and I want some suggestions on learning how to use my new toy.
kthxbai

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put it on full auto and turn the autofocus on and youll have a fancy point and shoot.



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 3:53 pm

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you suck!



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 3:55 pm

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+ 1 you suck

Did it fall off the DSLR tree?



0gravity
10.9.08 - 4:00 pm

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these things are easier shown in person than they are told over the internet. bring it to the discordian ride and i can help you out?
do you know how to use a normal 35mm slr? do you know about the sunny 16 rule?



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:00 pm

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yeah, I'll be @ Discordian.
it has a tilting LCD.
I know very little about all the functions on the camera



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:03 pm

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are you "forced" to look through the viewfinder, or does the image show up on the lcd before you take a picture.



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:05 pm

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the "live view" was one of the reasons I got it



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:08 pm

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ugh, i hate cameras that do that. but whatever, ill try my best to help you in personif this doesnt.



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:11 pm

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you don't have to use the LCD, but it's an option with many new dSLR's



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:13 pm

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Put it on full auto. Then put it on autofocus. Then put it in the trash, and find something else to do with your hands at social events (have you considered smoking?).



PC
10.9.08 - 4:14 pm

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PC, why do you hate cameras?



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:17 pm

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Here's a quick run-down of why live view doesn't work with an SLR:

* When a digital sensor captures light it's able to transmit the image to the camera's LCD screen for a live preview
* Digital SLR cameras use a mirror and pentaprism to reflect the image from the lens up to the viewfinder
* When you're not taking a photo, the mirror blocks the camera's sensor (so it can't transmit images)

So what's the LCD on a digital SLR used for? It's primary purpose is to display the image that you just took, and to display the detailed menu settings for the camera.



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:17 pm

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That was correct, a year ago...



franz
10.9.08 - 4:19 pm

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the camera I got has another sensor specifically for the LCD



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:20 pm

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are you gonna buy an underwater housing for it?



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:22 pm

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nah, that's what the point 'n shoot is for.
an SLR is just too cumbersome when jumping and swimming



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:24 pm

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spiraldemon wrote:

PC, why do you hate cameras?

"Hate" is a strong word. And hating cameras would be as stupid as hating cars. All it is, is that I find it really annoying when nothing unusual or interesting can happen without everybody reaching for their stupid cameras instead of participating or just enjoying it. Also I kind of resent the fact that at social events, you no longer have the option not to be an extra in everybody's lame little Myspace movie. I'm sure it's just my hangup, but there you go. Grrr. I'm so angry! I NEED CAFFEINE SO I CAN RELAX ;ASLDFKJAS;DLFSJK;



PC
10.9.08 - 4:28 pm

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Live view is now a standard on many new DSLR. The sweet new version of the 5D has it, in addition to being to shoot full video at HD rez in the same camera.



GarySe7en
10.9.08 - 4:30 pm

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are you insinuating that we should just leave it all up to studiodrome and no one else?



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:30 pm

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PC
10.9.08 - 4:30 pm

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ok, at least I kinda understand now.
I like cameras and taking pictures, and so do many other Ridazz.
It sucks to be you when you're around cameras.



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:32 pm

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D90 did it first.

PC we already did the photo rant thing last year, I remember you being there.



franz
10.9.08 - 4:32 pm

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Yes, exactly. I nominate Studiodrome to be the only photographer in the world. FUCK, that would be awesome. I'm not kidding either.



PC
10.9.08 - 4:32 pm

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It never sucks to be me. Being annoyed just bolsters the self-righteousness upon which I thrive.



PC
10.9.08 - 4:33 pm

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you hear that? FUCK YOU HOCKNEY. your paintings of gay pool boys suck shit too.



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:34 pm

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If every hipsterette with a digicam had actual talent and put that talent to use producing interesting/beautiful pieces of work, it might be different. Nice try, though. Hippie.



PC
10.9.08 - 4:38 pm

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...nah, it would still be annoying. But it might be a worthwhile tradeoff. MIGHT be.



PC
10.9.08 - 4:39 pm

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hipsterettes are interesting/beautiful pieces of work, thats why they are always taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors.



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:40 pm

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ironic: hippie calling someone else hippie



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:41 pm

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I'm going to start mainlining Americanos.



PC
10.9.08 - 4:42 pm

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brassknuckle might have a bunch of my leftover insulin syringes from his tattoo party if you need some.



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 4:44 pm

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typical forum topic where you have to dig through dozens of posts to find something useful.

thanks for the link, rbi



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 4:45 pm

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Motherfucker, don't make me Palin-bomb this thread.



PC
10.9.08 - 4:56 pm

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oh man.. that is the craziest threat ever.. ive seen him do it.. its crazzzy.



theshues
10.9.08 - 4:57 pm

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can we talk about music instead?




ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 5:00 pm

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Palinize: (v) to inundate a web forum thread with badly photoshopped images of 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, usually because the topic of the thread is, or has become, useless.

Ex: "Somebody posted another high school drama thread on Midnightridazz.com, but luckily it was Palinized later that night."



PC
10.9.08 - 5:01 pm

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ann coulter is hotter than sarah palin



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 5:02 pm

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heres an interesting read, spiral.
http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 5:04 pm

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my work computer won't let me access the site



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 5:05 pm

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Sunday, April 24, 2005
The Farmer’s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic.

But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard.

It would be fair to observe that my feeling obligated to present the list of celebrities above in roughly Black-White-Black-White order is indicative of my own carefully Liberal sensibilities. And that this sort of conscientiousness is more than a little ridiculous, on examination. But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.

I first spotted her sitting at a table in front of The Gumbo Pot with another woman who looked not unlike her, but a generation older (I neglected to ask her at any point subsequently whether this had in fact been her mother). I vaguely recognized her—there’s always a lag time placing faces you know from cable when unconfined to a telescreen—and began to notice, stealing furtive glances up from the copy of Steinbeck I was reading, that she was eyeing me with unsettling scrutiny.

The next thing I knew, her companion (mother?) had left and Coulter was standing over me, looking skeptically at my reading material.
‘The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’
‘Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’
‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively.
‘I don’t know about that..’
She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’
She motioned to the empty chair next to me.
‘Of course.’ It would be fair to say my voice trembled a little.
She sat and said nothing. Ann Coulter evidently takes an unappreciative view of small talk. That she was eager to continue antagonizing me became evident when I re-opened my recently-insulted book to resume reading. A young man passed in a t-shirt proclaiming ‘Iraq Nam’. She stopped him.
‘1. Haircut. 2. Shower. 3. Get a job, you sniveling hippy,’ she glowered. ‘You’re probably too high to remember that, so write it down--if you can write.’
He looked at her with dismay and scampered away like a kicked cat. She turned to me with bloodlust.
‘What do you think of the war: complete success, or very nearly complete success?’ she asked.
‘Well, in no time—barring the strong possibility of Civil War--we’ll have a democratically-elected anti-US Islamicist government in charge of the world’s second-largest oil reserves, so I’d have to say only very-nearly, on the complete success scale, at a hysterically distorted best.’
She showed her teeth. ‘It sounds to me like you don’t support our troops.’
‘I think that ‘Support Our Troops’ business is the most crass, craven cowardice ever to go unquestioned by the allegedly Liberal media.’
‘Yes? Yes?’ There was oddly growing excitement in her voice.
‘It allows the Administration to absolve itself of responsibility for its own flawed policy. It’s no different than if you sent a classroom of 2nd graders into a burning building, and when anyone objects you throw in their face that they "don’t support our 2nd graders"’
‘Where do you live?’
‘A few blocks away.’
‘Take me there.’


When we got to my apartment, she looked around glumly.
‘I was thinking you’d have half-burned American flags up on the wall,’ she said, disappointed.
‘That’s ridiculous. I love my country.’
‘Whatever you think that means,’ she said, rolling her eyes. ‘Don’t you have anything nasty to say about the President?’
‘Like what?’
‘Like he’s an imbecile, or corrupt, or a corrupt imbecile—the usual sore-loser bitter chatter.’
‘To be honest, I didn’t like the nasty things that were said about Clinton, and I’ve decided to have respect for the Office, no matter who holds it. I don’t think President Bush is corrupt or an imbecile anyway. Would you like something to drink?’
‘I think maybe this was a mistake,’ she said, starting to go.
‘That’s not to say I don’t disagree strongly with many of his policies and objectives.’
She seemed to reconsider. ‘Like what?’
‘I don’t know. Name one.’
‘Get me a drink first.’


With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing. Soon she sat on my couch naked, gently pulling at her untrimmed pubic hair, staring intently but not quite invitingly at me. The growing hard lump in my throat was just outpaced by the one in my pants. I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points—the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic—and I noticed her oversized nipples were no longer hard. Luckily, she was, by this point, determined.
‘What do you think,’ she began provocatively, ‘of the President’s plan to privatize Social Security?’
I sighed with relief; this was as sure a promise to seal the deal as her asking if I had a condom.
‘I think it’s a payoff to the Americans the President has always been most intent on pleasing: the richest 1%.’
‘What do you mean?’ she cooed. I noticed her nipples hardening once more. She dropped to her knees in front of me. She pushed me backwards and positioned my legs up in the air.
‘A stock’s value is even now only partially tied to the actual value of any publicly traded company. But who’s going to profit from inflated valuations when stock prices swell irrationally from the forced, artificial injection of capital?
Her breath was hot on my ‘taint as she lifted my scrotum. ‘Yes? Yes?’
‘You might as well shoehorn billions of dollars into the Baseball Card market. The price of a Derek Jeter rookie will be driven up to hundreds of thousands of dollars—before the bubble bursts and the whole market crashes massively.’ It was getting hard to stay on point as she tongue-fucked my shitter vigorously.
‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole.
‘The top 1% will sell stocks at the inflated valuations to the novice investors-by-necessity, the market will swell and crash, and the same 1% will come back and re-purchase their holdings at pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, Social Security will go bankrupt and all the novice investors will be eating catfood for the duration of their "golden years,'’ barring a massive Federal bailout several hundred times in excess of what the Savings & Loan scandal cost us.’
She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’
I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption.
‘Wait!’ she gasped, sensing the fuse on my yogurt cannon was burning quick. ‘I want to take you ass-to-mouth!’
I withdrew from her puckerhole with an audible ‘pop’ and she scrambled around, gulping at my wang-dang-doodle as though the lives of all her loved ones hinged on her marks for enthusiasm. Her eyes rolled up pleadingly as she threw her head down again and again on my magic johnson. I knew what she wanted.
‘There is a specter haunting Europe,’ I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’ and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head--but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I’d have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey.
Once she caught her breath, she wiped her mouth, stood, and took me by the hand.
‘Let’s go to the bathroom.’
‘Why?’
She seemed surprised I had to ask. Her tone was that of someone reminding another of something too obvious to need mention.
‘Uh, so I can get in the tub and you can piss all over me?’



I sat in a robe and watched her as she dressed.
‘Will I see you again?’ I asked tentatively.
‘Sure,’ she said, pointing to the TV. ‘On that.’
Some moments passed. I tried to dispel the awkward silence.
‘Well, nice meeting you,’ I offered.
‘You’ve really got a gift for tedious small talk,’ she shot back.
I was a little hurt and, recognizing this, she softened just a shade as she reached for her purse to leave.
‘Hey.’
‘Yes?’ I asked.
‘Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple.’
‘No problem.’
She let herself out without another word, and I sat in the late afternoon silence alone. I considered how it felt to be a disposable instrument in someone’s personal debasement fantasy.

All in all, it didn’t feel too bad.



ruinedbyidiots
10.9.08 - 5:05 pm

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dat's a thread killer



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 5:15 pm

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No, this is a thread killer:


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PC
10.9.08 - 5:22 pm

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I vote this Thread of the Day.

with particular compliments to:
hipsterettes are interesting/beautiful pieces of work, thats why they are always taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors.

oh the lulz...



canadienne
10.9.08 - 7:10 pm

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I shot a bunch of photos this past weekend, and I need a large aperture lens.
any suggestions? I found a 50mm f/1.7 prime Minolta lens for $80. I don't want to spend hundreds of dollars yet.



spiraldemon
10.14.08 - 1:22 pm

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What lens was Fuzz using on his Sony?



mr rollers
10.14.08 - 1:39 pm

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Hey Jeff...

What's the exact model of your dslr? Yeah... I think Fuzz had the Sony 50mm f/1.4 on his camera...

http://www.amazon.com/Sony-50mm-Alpha-Digital-Camera/dp/B000DZH9MY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=photo&qid=1224017456&sr=1-1

I don't know much on the Sony's/Minolta's but just make sure it can autofocus (AF) that lens. In my case, D40's need specific Nikon AF-S lenses or Sigma HSM lenses to AF. I tried shooting a prime lens in MF and it's mighty tough. If that Minolta could focus with your camera... I'd go for it. But yes... this stuff will make your shots at night like daylight! My prime lens is what I use all the time. Good luck!!



digablesoul
10.14.08 - 2:01 pm

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I bought the Minolta online from NY.
Is there a significant difference between f/1.7 and f/1.4?
does it warrant the price jump from f/1.7 to f/1.4?




spiraldemon
10.14.08 - 2:22 pm

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1/2 stop of light.
For me.



franz
10.14.08 - 3:37 pm

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most 1.4 are much more... The Sony f/1.4 is quite cheap compared to other 50mm f/1.4. Either way... you can't go wrong w/ the f/1.7.... and for that price!! You're going to love the lens...



digablesoul
10.14.08 - 3:57 pm

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Since you don't really know how to use your camera yet, the price difference between the two is probably not worth it to you = go with the 1.7. In a year, when you're good enough to exploit that difference, then maybe. Franz is badass, so it makes a difference to him.

I'd say shoot RAW from the beginning, so you can underexpose your photos. That'll let you get away with a lot more.



Alex Thompson
10.14.08 - 4:03 pm

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Dear god, don't shoot raw. You need to shoot about 10,000 pictures while you're learning your chops, and raw will make that ridiculously cumbersome.

Focus on learning The Exposure Triangle, Depth of Field and how it relates to focal length and aperture, the Rule of Thirds (only so you can learn how to break it properly), and learn about color balance. These are the pillars of photography. But foremost, your first 10,000 photos are going to suck so it's best to get them out of the way as soon as you can.

This is all before you start screwing around with flash. Avoid flash at all costs while you're learning. Put that 1.7 lens on, aperture priority at wide open, get the right color balance, and let autofocus do the focusing. Use the viewfinder rather than Live View, because you'll save battery. Also do it because holding the camera up to your eye stabilizes it and uses your spine as a makeshift tripod.



mullingitover
10.14.08 - 6:53 pm

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