Offensive nicknames for cities

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bentstrider at 10.27.08 - 5:17 pm
in general.
What do you have for where you live?
In the desert, we got "Victimville", "Whoresperia", "CrApple Galley", "Ghettolanto", "Latrine Valley", and my favorite, "Barstool".
I've got the usual names for cities in the Bay Area due to their hatred for rigs, but I'll leave it at that.
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I just call Beverly Hills the TAINT OF LA
Gav10.27.08 - 5:52 pm
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Back in the day, while listening to Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline; Carolla had just gotten a ticket in Burbank on his way to the studio so he was going off on how Burbank sucks and the Burbank cops have nothing to do, but bend people over. So he came up with a nickname for Burbank.
DryAnalRapeBank
Eric Hair10.27.08 - 5:58 pm
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we called ojai "smokehigh" because we were stupid stoners.
moorpark is kraproom spelled backwards.
ruinedbyidiots10.27.08 - 6:01 pm
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"Carolla had just gotten a ticket in Burbank"
If it had happened to Jimmy Kimmel I'll bet he would have come up with something way funnier than that.
toweliesbong10.27.08 - 6:08 pm
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"If it had happened to Jimmy Kimmel I'll bet he would have come up with something way funnier than that."
On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is TWICE as good as 2.
turrican10.27.08 - 6:29 pm
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Moorpark spelled backward...ha, ha, ha.
Thats the best batch yet!
I grew up in Rowland Heights, which we used to call Bummer Heights, back in the 60's.
Its not so bad now. They have a big mall and a regular bike ride!
Creative Thing10.27.08 - 7:11 pm
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moreno valley = moghetto valley, murder valley, HOreno Valley. oh and it translates into BROWN valley.
moreno valley is just an insult unto itself.
la duderina10.27.08 - 7:22 pm
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