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I am immortal!
Thread started by PC at 12.29.08 - 1:18 am

I almost got killed on my way home from my grandma's tonight. I was barreling down the twisty part of Alma Street in San Pedro when BLAM!!!--an SUV barreling up the street in the opposite direction had a blowout in one of its tires. The driver either freaked out or temporarily lost control and, instead of following the twist of the road, kept going straight and shot right at me. Then at the last millisecond he swerved away from me while I swerved away from him, and I did not become a grease spot in the road. If it had turned out differently, it would have been a total freak accident, absolutely senseless and unavoidable.

But it didn't. I have concluded from this that I am immortal. Fuck you, fate! I laugh in your stupid, ugly face! I will never get my comeuppance, never! Ha ha ha ha ha ha (*dies suddenly from undiagnosed heart deformity*)

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Congo Rats.



franz
12.29.08 - 1:26 am

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The person driving knew that you would have just bitched them out no matter what the outcome of the collision would have made of you.

That person knew that they where going to have problems but didn't need to hear an earful from you, so they did what they could. Last minute maneuvers, graping for the pray beads, last second negotiations with God, anything to not have to hear "it" from PC.

Damm be the damage to that person SUV. They are just happy they didn't have to deal with you.



sexy
12.29.08 - 1:27 am

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Hmm? Oh. Yeah, thanks Franz. That whole "narrow aversion of disaster" thing? That was all my doing. I'm glad somebody recognizes that.



PC
12.29.08 - 1:28 am

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Whatever, David, you're just mad because you don't possess the eerie power to control events that are normally beyond human intervention. Asshole.



PC
12.29.08 - 1:33 am

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Gotchya!



sexy
12.29.08 - 1:36 am

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If you didn't live so far away. I would invite you(PC) over for a drink and a laugh.



sexy
12.29.08 - 1:38 am

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So invite me some other time, with a little more notice. Ya fucking phony. <3



PC
12.29.08 - 2:14 am

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Seeing death so close does not make us immortal.

It makes us realize that we are mortal.

Enjoy each day, smile and be nice to everyone. The timer is still ticking.




skd
12.29.08 - 2:47 am

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What about Nazis? Hmm? Am I supposed to be nice to Nazis? If somebody walks up to me and is all "I totally support the attempt by Hitler's Germany to exterminate Europe's Jewish population in the 1940s," should I be nice to him? Well, I will not do that. If I ever meet a Nazi, I will look him right in the face and tell him that I disapprove of his lifestyle and do not wish any further contact with him. This may not be the popular view, but you know what? I'm PC. I'm a maverick. The opinions of the crowd mean nothing to me.



PC
12.29.08 - 2:55 am

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Besides, what's he going to do? Kill me? Hello, I'M IMMORTAL.



PC
12.29.08 - 2:59 am

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Lay off the pcp, PC.



tern
12.29.08 - 3:04 am

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Battalions of Allied forces, usually US Army and Marine Corps units usually handled that with M-1 Garands and M-4 Sherman tanks.

War wasn't pretty, but someone needs to step up to the plate.

And if you're immortal, you could easily back-hand the Waffen SS trooper right across the face and make him your bitch.



bentstrider
12.29.08 - 3:12 am

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Dude, you are seriously such a weirdo.



PC
12.29.08 - 3:16 am

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How else am I supposed to handle my mundane existence?

Become a desk-jockey and shuffle papers all day?

Yeah, when I'm 70.



bentstrider
12.29.08 - 3:20 am

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Dear Midnight Ridazz:

These immortality / Nazi jokes doing anything for ya?

Love,
PC



PC
12.29.08 - 3:31 am

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PC you have a open invitation to my house any day it is over 90 degrees in Granada Hills.

Phony! I'm a survivor of this viscous game called CAPITALISM.



sexy
12.29.08 - 3:39 am

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I'd like to go on a ride organized by PC before we all die.



Joe Borfo
12.29.08 - 9:26 am

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Bananas aren't immortal... just ask Stephen Box.



canadienne
12.29.08 - 10:39 am

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ruinedbyidiots
12.29.08 - 10:50 am

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wrong video!





ruinedbyidiots
12.29.08 - 10:52 am

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I would give anything to sit around eating snacks and playing games of Monopoly or Risk with these gentlemen.



canadienne
12.29.08 - 10:54 am

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well the oldest nazi is like what 80 years old now?
but its ok PC. i get ya.

i doubt your immortal. thats foolish
you probably have powers of telekinesis and pushed the car away without realizing it.





aksendz
12.29.08 - 10:56 am

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Holy Shit brothaman!
That is serious! Glad you didn't become and "grease stain"

The immortal thing totally makes sense now.
The first time I road with you I slipped on an asphalt patch and ate shit while you glided over (or around it) like a samurai.





trickmilla
12.29.08 - 11:02 am

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"I would give anything to sit around eating snacks and playing games of Monopoly or Risk with these gentlemen."

I'm pretty sure they'd be into that.

I imagine their post-video-shoot conversation went something like this:

"Well, that was humiliating. Tell me again whose idea it was to make a "Kiss goes to the Renaissance Fair" themed video again?"

"Dude, my bad. But look at it this way, parents will hate it more than you do, which is automatically good for sales."

"Good point. As soon as this album gets released, I'm getting a haircut and going back to school for a computer science degree."

"Me too. So you guys want to play Risk?"



JB
12.29.08 - 11:04 am

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ruinedbyidiots
12.29.08 - 11:08 am

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PC = Perilous Colitis



Joe Borfo
12.29.08 - 11:10 am

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I am so glad PC is still alive. I am his #1 fan.



la duderina
12.29.08 - 11:12 am

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A dream of another existence, you wish to die, a dream of another world, you pray for death! To release the soul, One must die, to find peace inside, you must get eternal...... I am a mortal but am I human ? How beautiful life is now when my time has come, A human destiny but nothing human inside, What will be left of me when I'm dead? there was nothing when I lived "What you found was eternal death no one will ever miss you



ruinedbyidiots
12.29.08 - 11:14 am

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Yeah, I guess I should have mentioned something about how I'm glad PC was not killed... that would have been... Poor Conduct.



canadienne
12.29.08 - 11:22 am

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Dude, screw you and your immortality! Vampire bastard.

Bet you feel pretty dumb for getting that face surgery last year, though.



katiepoche
12.29.08 - 1:23 pm

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That's really scary. Glad you're okay.



imachynna
12.29.08 - 6:27 pm

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i'm glad you're okay too. i love you pc.
hope to see you soon!



tomato
12.29.08 - 6:30 pm

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PC= pygmy cat



tern
12.29.08 - 6:32 pm

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Next time throw ur self under that suv that will verify ur claim to being immortal...



Debut213
12.29.08 - 6:53 pm

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WITCH!! burn him!!

Paranormal Cyclist..



SKIDMARCUS
12.29.08 - 7:11 pm

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whoa good thing you had brakes and was wearing a helmet!

But I guess now that you're immortal, there's no use using the brakes or the helmet huh? Heck you don't even have to stop at intersections no more!

Im sooooooooo jealous!



User1
12.29.08 - 9:25 pm

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