You might be a polo player if...
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danya at 11.2.09 - 3:56 pm
[Because the other thread is too much fun to leave out polo]
If you consider the cars traveling the same direction as you 'screens' for the cars turning left from the opposite direction... You might be a polo player.
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Dangerous what? You're not making any sense.
If you often get the feeling that clown music should be playing while you pedal down the street... You might be a polo player.
danya responding to a
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11.2.09 - 4:07 pm
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You might be a polo player if...
you pass by yard sales looking for ski poles.
you look outside liquor stores for the plastic marlboro signs to jack for rim covers
barleye responding to a
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11.2.09 - 4:22 pm
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got a pic of this in use? im interested
filmillr responding to a
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11.2.09 - 4:24 pm
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via kev_walsh on flickr. Probably have more pics in the 818 polo photo galleries here.
If you notice you're bleeding when you look at your mallet and realize that the tape wasn't red when you started... You might be a polo player.
danya responding to a
comment by filmillr
11.2.09 - 4:29 pm
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All right, one more try...
danya11.2.09 - 4:32 pm
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Why is my html failing today? did this work?
danya11.2.09 - 4:34 pm
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All right. This is one of Barleye's. Fucking code. I can't deal with it. Want more polo, less typing.
danya11.2.09 - 4:35 pm
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posted to soon. thanks! had no idea that was from a liquor store.
filmillr11.2.09 - 4:36 pm
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haha yeah. I'm having difficulties.
It's not necessarily from liquor stores, just that material.
If you think an appropriate way to retaliate against a campaign you disagree with is stealing all their lawn signs for wheel covers... You might be a polo player.
danya responding to a
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11.2.09 - 4:40 pm
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you may be a polo player if you go to Home Depot for the sole purpose of using their DIY saw in the lumber area to cut your ski pole when the mallet's done.
barleye responding to a
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11.2.09 - 4:42 pm
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If you encourage your Dad's habit of buying newer and shinier testosterone toys whenever possible, for the sole purpose of getting the hand-me-down drills for mallet making... you might be a polo player.
danya responding to a
comment by barleye
11.2.09 - 4:45 pm
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...IF YOU THINK YOU THE SHIT.
AND YOUR TO GOOD.....
..........YOU MIGHT BE A POLO PLAYER.
eddieboyinla11.2.09 - 6:01 pm
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you might be a polo player if you ride around town on a 26/16 ratio. hahaha
kryxtanicole responding to a
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11.2.09 - 6:04 pm
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you might be a polo player if you dream of living in the Cascadia region.
kryxtanicole11.2.09 - 6:05 pm
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IYou might be a polo player and if you have a polo mallet and also play polo.
This gem came from my friend Danny. Just thought I'd let everyone know.
danya11.4.09 - 8:20 pm
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You might be a polo player if you have a polo mallet and also play polo.
This gem came from my friend Danny. Just thought I'd let everyone know.
Edited because the last one did not make sense. I swear I speak English.
danya11.4.09 - 8:21 pm
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If the nearest brick wall feels the wrath of your shot any time you have ten minutes to spare... You might be a polo player.
danya11.6.09 - 4:23 pm
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+1000
You might be a polo player if you consider beer, sweat, dirt and bike grease to be food groups.
kryxtanicole responding to a
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11.6.09 - 5:45 pm
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you might also be cruss mob in such case as well. LoL.
kryxtanicole11.6.09 - 5:45 pm
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you might be a polo player if...
you wont shut up about it..
mandingo11.9.09 - 1:54 am
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This is true. Instead of BSing on the internet about this ride and that, about how awesum it is to get fucked up and wasted and ride a bike somewhere, we're out there living the dream and scoring goals, and humbling other cities at big tournaments. And the only thing we steal is the ball, from you.
JOKER responding to a
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11.9.09 - 12:08 pm
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hahahah fuckin Dingo...
you might be a polo player if you take a u-turn to further inspect a potential game site you hadn't noticed before.
Roadblock responding to a
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11.9.09 - 12:12 pm
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(and I am not a polo player. I just know the feeling from finding skate spots) :)
Roadblock11.9.09 - 12:56 pm
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Damn fine waste of potential Donny. That's what u are. Only in re: to polo of course.
Everything else u do, A-OK.
JOKER responding to a
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11.9.09 - 2:10 pm
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...If you see cones, consider stealing them, but then realise you have 12 cones of various sizes in the garage...but then you think further"Who do i know that doesnt have any cones?" and steal them anyways for yer friend.
NOISEPOCKET11.9.09 - 3:04 pm
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Naw that picture on the other thread, the one with all the ski poles, that was hot shit
JOKER11.9.09 - 10:35 pm
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Agreed. I almost started drooling at the sight of it.
danya responding to a
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11.10.09 - 5:08 pm
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you may be a polo player if you've heard joker too short and pistolero
Xray11.10.09 - 5:18 pm
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maybe not too funny....but these guys will make your fuckin face melt off and give your baby birth defect....
good job guys
Xray11.10.09 - 5:22 pm
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If you bump all the polo threads.......
Foldie responding to a
comment by danya
11.10.09 - 5:53 pm
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You might be a polo player, if you tell a fallen biker to go "tap".
anticrazy42011.10.09 - 7:56 pm
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...if you think you suck but nobody else knows. Cuz you be a prospect on the rise biiiitch!
NOISEPOCKET11.10.09 - 8:02 pm
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