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BIKE SCUM PICK UP LINES
Thread started by dudebra420 at 11.5.11 - 6:52 pm

so here we go

"thats a realy nice pace......wanna fuck"

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 or "thats a nice pace, wanna go my speed"



dudebra420
11.5.11 - 6:52 pm

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 "I know Roadblock"



newarkhouse
11.8.11 - 10:45 am

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 "Want to ride to the park and have some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?"



Roadblock
11.8.11 - 10:51 am

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 "We dont need a condom baby, I got this old bike tube and I cleaned all the white powder off already"



newarkhouse
11.8.11 - 10:58 am

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 who need a line when you have a dark park and a Ulock.




Xray
11.9.11 - 3:15 pm

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 "i really like your wheel set" does that count???



dudebra420
11.12.11 - 5:15 am

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 HA!



mechazawa
responding to a comment by newarkhouse
11.12.11 - 4:09 pm

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 "PSSSSSSSssssssssssssSssssssssssssssss"

The sound of a flat tire, not scummy, but its the universal mating call for all ridazz



Gizzard
11.12.11 - 4:13 pm

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 "I will eat your face and skull-fuck you!"



Joe Borfo
11.12.11 - 5:25 pm

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 "your butt hurts cause of your saddle? its gonna feel worse when im done with it."



andres84
11.12.11 - 8:13 pm

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 "i know rambod...... ;)"



Coe coe buttaa
11.14.11 - 11:47 pm

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 "can i borrow your lady jeans so i can ride my freewheel brakeless conversion"



party time
11.14.11 - 11:54 pm

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 "Hi, I'm Sexy."



PC
responding to a comment by party time
11.16.11 - 1:45 am

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 'Bike Jocks still wanna get laid too'



JOKER
11.16.11 - 11:38 am

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 "Hi my name is Richie"



Roadblock
11.16.11 - 1:23 pm

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 "Ill show you a Ridazz trip"



Coe coe buttaa
11.16.11 - 6:26 pm

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 well ijust fixxed your bike....sooooo?



dudebra420
11.19.11 - 4:13 pm

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 "Follow the bloody trailer, you cunt"



palucha66
11.19.11 - 6:03 pm

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 @ Palucha - ha haaa



Limeyfly
responding to a comment by palucha66
11.20.11 - 9:36 am

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 if she bleed she will spread!!!






pauly-winkerstinkle
11.20.11 - 1:46 pm

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 You know it's true what they say about men with no brakes.



Bikekowski
11.20.11 - 7:14 pm

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 "look at that scar" or GET BRAKES YOU DUMB KID" or hey thats not smart???



dudebra420
responding to a comment by Bikekowski
11.20.11 - 8:32 pm

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 "well yer coked out and curled up in a ball anyways.."



battlescars
11.21.11 - 8:15 am

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 +1!!



Rosiekins
responding to a comment by Coe coe buttaa
11.21.11 - 12:25 pm

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 If youre with me, at least Jro will leave you alone!



buckchin
11.22.11 - 1:04 pm

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 LMFAO



OsnapsonJC
responding to a comment by buckchin
11.22.11 - 1:21 pm

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 you can put it in my basket ;D



katnip
11.23.11 - 5:22 pm

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 "Can I stay at your place tonight?"



franz
responding to a comment by katnip
01.18.12 - 1:48 am

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 ha.



Coe coe buttaa
responding to a comment by franz
01.18.12 - 4:09 am

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 "Wuh Wuh Wuh Wuh womp bup bup bup bup bup bup bup wah wah wah woooom woooom woooom bup bup bup bup shepeta shepeta bomb bomb wowowowowowowowowow"



Joe Borfo
01.18.12 - 11:35 am

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 win.



Rosiekins
responding to a comment by Joe Borfo
01.18.12 - 12:10 pm

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 "Wanna see my skid marks?"
"Your draft smells like cotton candy"



FIXMYLIFE
01.18.12 - 3:12 pm

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 "Hi, I'm Rick Darge, i want to make a bike movie about you."



BATMAN!
01.18.12 - 8:23 pm

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 "Hi, I'm BATMAN!, want to pet my beard?"
(grab her hand and put it on your face)
that pick up line actually worked. and i am still dating that girl till this day



BATMAN!
01.18.12 - 8:32 pm

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 Comb your nappy beard...jkjk



FIXMYLIFE
01.20.12 - 4:44 pm

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 hahahaha




Huey555
responding to a comment by BATMAN!
01.20.12 - 6:16 pm

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 can i pee on you



asparagus
01.22.12 - 10:31 am

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 i can take hour on the tower of power. as long as in the end i can give you a golden shower



dudebra420
01.22.12 - 12:09 pm

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 "hii... so, how'd you like Bike Smut? Which one was your favorite?"



Coe coe buttaa
01.22.12 - 6:41 pm

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 "Yo gurl! You ride bikes?!"



kryxtanicole
01.24.12 - 9:51 pm

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 why you blowing up my line yo?



Roadblock
responding to a comment by kryxtanicole
01.24.12 - 11:47 pm

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