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SMCM Photo Op Idea
Thread started by ubrayj02 at 09.9.08 - 12:52 am

I am going to be at the next SMCM, with my daughter and our bakfiets. I was riding to get dim sum with Chicken Leather and Black Woman Sidekick this past Suday talking about it and we had a funny idea:

Sticks+Zip-ties+Twine+Donuts = Fishing for Cops

I am going to bring sticks, twine, donuts and zip-ties to the ride. Think about it - a pack of bike riders with donuts hanging from sticks attached to their bikes.

The extra attention from the cops would make a lot of sense in that case, wouldn't it?

It would also be a very funny picture.

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 okay, this actually got a laugh out me. Very clever.



Undercover Bob
09.9.08 - 12:56 am

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 I would like to offer a friendly amendment to this motion: instead of fishing poles, have a folding table set up with a bunch of donuts and one of those office pony kegs of Starbucks coffee (remember, to today's cops Starbucks is the new Winchells). Hanging from the table is a large paper sign that says "FREE COFFEE AND DONUTS FOR SMPD OFFICERS"

And underneath in smaller lettering is a witty punchline, like "Don't harrass cyclists in Santa Monica...on an empty stomach!" Only, you know, wittier. Than that.





PC
09.9.08 - 1:17 am

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 No...I withdraw the motion. Poles and twine = funnier. But you have to make sure to bring enough for everybody so that nobody can possibly miss the joke.



PC
09.9.08 - 1:21 am

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 HILARIOUS. effing brilliant.

DONUT BLINKIES??



richtotheie
09.9.08 - 1:25 am

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 keep it really low key, just hang the poles and don't say anything about it...



stevestevesteve
09.9.08 - 8:29 am

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 what a great visual! hahahahaha! if the photo op is there - i am all about it :)



bondink
09.9.08 - 9:24 am

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 I love this idea. I want to get a photo op of me dangling a donut in front the cops before the ride! Maybe I'll play the pied piper and lead the cops on to the beach?



User1
09.9.08 - 12:06 pm

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 I ca picture User1 now ... fig leaf, donuts on sticks, standing on point and sashaying down to the boardwalk.

FISHING FOR COPS FTW



ubrayj02
09.9.08 - 12:50 pm

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