Learn how to ride. Fast.

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becker at 02.11.08 - 10:02 am
The best way to go fast is to train right. Let the specialists at Base Miles show you how.  We are a group of coaches, pro cyclists, and performance specialists that work with clients of all abilities throughout LA.  Discounts available to Ridazz. www.thebasemiles.com or hit us up at info@thebasemiles.com 
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basemiles sez:
"VO2 Max testing measures your body’s ability to utilize oxygen at all levels of exertion, including intense efforts.  The test yields data concerning both your  lactate threshold-- the point at which you cross the line of aerobic to anaerobic intensity-- and your oxygen consumption at maximum effort."
I'm more concerned with my alcohol threshold -- the point at which you cross the line of "wheee this is so much fun!" to "Jesus I gotta get off my bike to throw up in the back of that pickup truck."
Can basemiles help me?
City Hobgoblin02.11.08 - 11:34 am
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There's different paperwork to fill out, but we can do a graded drunkenness Vo2 test that measures your body's ability to utilize oxygen at different levels of beer/effort. But you have to buy the mask if you puke in it. Which you probably will. 
Love, 
The Base Miles.
becker02.11.08 - 11:39 am
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Base Miles for the win!!
PS don't listen to spiraldemon, he's high as a kite.
City Hobgoblin02.11.08 - 11:45 am
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Now this is where Roadblock should be getting some money for this advertisement.  This and the speed reading course.
PAY UP!
Oh, if you want a hair cut or color, i can give readers of this board a discount.   Never mind, most of you couldn't afford me.
How about some spelling and grammar lessons:?
Hi Ch. I'm back.  Me and pops road our tandem a considerable distance yesterday, so I feel I'm entitled to be back on the board.  I know you missed me.
sexy02.11.08 - 1:37 pm
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Me and pops have been riding tandem too.  For me, pops = Cole.
City Hobgoblin02.11.08 - 1:41 pm
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POPS WENT FOR A RIDE? NO WAY, THATS COOL IF HE DID!
eddieboyinla02.11.08 - 1:41 pm
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^^ dude, cut back on the all-caps posts that make no sense.  K thx.
City Hobgoblin02.11.08 - 1:48 pm
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