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MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ: THE MOTHER OF ALL RIDEZZ

03.14.08

MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ


THE MOTHER OF ALL RIDES

A-MASSIVE-RIDE-AND-SEEK !!!


Friday, March 14, 2008 -

Choose one of four meeting points listed below
gather: 9:30
HUNT: 10 pm




The original pure and innocent world-class party bicycle ride we thought we knew has given birth to so many rides over the last four years that she's lost track.... Now she's letting all her children loose to play in the streets....

Tren Ways, Cretins, Armadillos, C.R.A.N.K. Mob, Cruz With Us, West Sidazz, BYCIkillers Southbay Cruisers, Armed Librarians, DTLA, Critical Massers, Cubcamp, Lil Pups, KMART Crew, Hollywood Ridazz, Juggernauts, Badgers, FLUFFAZ and all stray Ridazz who havent come up with a name for ya crew... come out and play in the streets. It's FUN and the streets will scream BICYCLE ENERGY.
How to play:


MEET at one of these four boundary corners

SE: Fairfax and 3rd st.
NE: Fairfax and Santa Monica Blvd
NW: La Brea and Santa Monica
SW: La Brea and 3rd st.


WHAT YOU DOING:


RIDE WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES, HUNTING and SEEKING a small group in white known as the EGGS within the boundaries shown in the map below. FIND them, and JOIN with them. become them, impregnate them BE ONE OF THEM and then hide from everyone else. Keep hiding riding and seeking until the mass is so large it cant hide no more!! The last person to find the mass is a neener neener weiner!!



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1 - Pick a starting point listed above.
2 - Get horny*. Dress like a sperm, get slimy, spit in your hand*, whatever it takes to get your mojo working!
3 - Get EGG-CITED!! Ride yo byke around the listed boundaries looking for eggs. This is not a metaphor. There will be eggs! EGGS!!! EGGS ON BIKES!!!! BIKES!!!!!!
4 - All rides will eventually coagulate, like mitosis, into one pumping, thumping, pedaling mass of RIDAZZ! All crews - all city! Eastside, Westidazz, Southside, NELA, DTLA, fucking CALIFORNIA SIDE! Represent your fertility, you sexy piece of Rida! If you went on last year's Warriors Ride, you know how fun this will be!
5 - We will hold the orgy* at PAN PACIFIC PARK MIDNIGHT where we will ... well ... guess what ...

FUNDERSTORM SHOW!
RED SUGAR-FREE JELLO FIGHT!
END OF THE WORLD!



Thats right.



Funderstorm

Jello Fight

& The End Of the World.

and you are invited.
You and your bike.
And your momma.

TALK DIRTY TO ME, RIDA

MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ !!!
RIDE ON !!!





* = "metaphorically"

ps. SKIDMARCUS wrote all this shit! 		 






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