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The Beastside Mosey(returns): Yacht Rock
05.21.16
Alright Plebs, the Beastside returns for a summer run and we're starting off by sailing the fuck away. Only a fool would believe that our
legacy was over. We're entering into our fourth year of keeping our balls firmly stapled to the wall. Now with an all new meet point conviently
located in the middle of fucking nowhere.
The Beastside mosey is a mellow paced ride that traverses all of the nooks and crannies of the city you probably wont see in a car, let
alone on a bike with a massive group of people. We bring out an eclectic mix of people and welcome all riders, who know how to act like
humans. We have music, we have views. Come out, enjoy yourself. Sometimes we stay out really late, sometimes we get you back in time
for the last train, sometimes we get you back in time for the first train. We expect this to be a first train kind of night.
The theme is yacht rock, Michael McDonald, Doobie brothers, Hall and Oats. That whole era. Think Captains hats, turtle necks and blazers.
Meetup at: 689 Mesquit St, Los Angeles, CA 90021-1326, United States
Meet Time: 9pm. Roll at 10.
If you don't know the deal, let me inform you with nothing short of confrontational language.
1. Stay the fuck behind the sound bike. This is rule number 1, 2 3 and 4 all combined into a convienent numbero uno. You don't know where
you're going, you certaintly don't need to be at the head of the ride. This is a mosey, the sound bike sets the pace. Thank you.
2. I lied about rule number 1 being rules number 2-4. Rule number two is don't ride like a dick. This is a mosey, we have riders of all skill
levels and it's going to be a real bad time if you drop a whip skid in front of someone and bring down 10 riders. Let's just keep it chill for once.
3. Bring what you need. We may stop at a store, we may stop near a store. Or we may not. Water is recommended to help quench the
thirst.
4. Clean your shit up. You're a big boy, you brought something in a bag, it can, and should go back in that bag when we leave our rest stop.
There are 4 rules, if you can't follow them you probably dropped out of high school too. fuck man.
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