Cockturnal Emission in Chinatown
Brovarian Psychos Bicycle Brigade first ever Cockturnal Emission
Dedicated to male-only rides to support man-ism, jism, mens rights, reform of family court, selective service, anti-male stereotypes, to
counter-manginas and white knights, and restore balance to the force.
To ride: you must have, or want to have, a cock (aka a penis) or be a penis-wanting-identified person.
Bitching about the matriarchy, abuse, and violence is strongly encouraged. So is trying to find a way to help out brothers being driven into
penury, homelessness, hopelessness, and having their identity stripped from them by a merciless vag-focused society.
We're standing up by sitting down and riding our bikes.
We are riding for solidarity, to examine our packages for lumps, to talk about maintaining a rock garden, and mostly just to do what men do
best. No official bathroom breaks, because we will pee standing up where ever we happen to be.
Meet up at Chinatown Station on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 at 9 p.m.
Bring a bike, your cock and balls (or your identity as someone who has them, or not), and some lights.
This ride WILL pass within 100 feet of schools, parks, and places of worship.