Kittehs True identity
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SixtyLowRida at 12.20.07 - 10:49 am
Who is Kittehs and were can i get a gaint cat cat like this one?
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Damn, I wouldn't want to get into a fight with that thing.
Are you the only one who doesn't know Kitteh's ID?
toweliesbong12.20.07 - 11:21 am
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eyez purty muchz gabe it away yezterdae
ai iz dumbz
Knittens12.20.07 - 12:23 pm
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F8uck i didnt catch it......please burn yur self again..
skano12.20.07 - 12:32 pm
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oh fuck thats what i meant,,part thee french..
skano12.20.07 - 12:36 pm
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Knittens is everyone. We are all Knittens.
When we are Knittens, we speak in tongues. (Kitteh tongues.)
When we are Knittens, we participate in the Infinite.
When we are Knittens, we approach Enlightenment.
Knittens is dead. Long live Knittens!
katiepoche12.20.07 - 12:40 pm
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oh shit know im kinda scared....
wait katie are you telling me youve been kittens this whole time?
SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY
YYYYYYYYY
skano12.20.07 - 12:42 pm
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Im not enlightened i f-n scared.
skano12.20.07 - 12:43 pm
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I am Knittens insofar as we are all Knittens.
When we are Knittens, there is no "me." There is no "you." There is no "him," "her," or "it." There is no "we," even.
There is only Knittens.
katiepoche12.20.07 - 12:44 pm
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how many identities do westsiders have?
pacino12.20.07 - 12:46 pm
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Westsiders have one main identitiy, which is WESTSIDAZZ.
Then we have Knittens, of course, which you, too, have.
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL KNITTENS.
Then there's Skano, which is kind of like a group identity, because no one (even Skano) ever knows what the hell he's talking about.
And then each individual has their own identity or four. So take the total number of Westsidazz and multiply it by 7.
katiepoche12.20.07 - 12:49 pm
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Skano, please take that comment in the spirit with which it was intended. Which is to say, gentle, good-hearted fun. This site would not be the same without your commentary.
We are Knittens,
Katie
katiepoche12.20.07 - 12:51 pm
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I am not Knittens
Drew12.20.07 - 12:59 pm
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Except when I am.
Drew12.20.07 - 12:59 pm
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im not knittens..hah hah
skano12.20.07 - 1:00 pm
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sorry to rain on your posi-parade katiepoche, but i am not a stupid fucking cat.
ruinedbyidiots12.20.07 - 1:05 pm
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Posi-parade? I have no idea what you're talking about. I was just speaking about LOLcats in armchair philosophical terms for shits and giggles.
What? You don't do that?
katiepoche12.20.07 - 1:08 pm
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I AM SPARTUKUSS
(cabhauler beat me by an instant)
Knittens12.20.07 - 2:41 pm
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Adam the Saint Bernard says, "If Jumbo Jacks didn't exist, Kitteh would be next in line."
bentstrider12.20.07 - 2:47 pm
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I REMINZ U HOW U REELY FEELZ STRIDAZ
U LURV KNITTENS
Knittens12.20.07 - 2:50 pm
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That's why I'm bringing Jumbo Jacks when I run into you in person.
bentstrider12.20.07 - 2:53 pm
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What keeps my Kitteh-huffing addiction at bay.
Oh, and here's an article relating to the above problem.
It is super-sereal.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing
bentstrider12.20.07 - 2:55 pm
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Alex Thompson, of the CriticalMass|Santa Monica rides, is Kittehs or knittens or whatever the fuck it is.
prendrefeu12.20.07 - 2:58 pm
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Shit, I forgot all about Blackjack all alone out in the dez! I hope he's still ok!!!
toweliesbong12.20.07 - 3:06 pm
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I hope Blackjack doesn't end up like this poor dogkity.
toweliesbong12.20.07 - 3:08 pm
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kittehs R graytezt predatours ON URF!!!
dey kylls more species dan any udder aminal - dis r fact
weez bery smart, veree gud fyters
BACKJLACK R OK, trust eyez
Knittens12.20.07 - 3:24 pm
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Thanks Knittens. I think I'll drop some kibble off for Blackjack when I go to Laughlin at the end of January. If anyone would like to donate some catchow for BJ hit me up at the Pillow Fight and I'll fill my pockets.
toweliesbong12.20.07 - 3:46 pm
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That other Knittens isn't the real Knittens, I'm the real Knittens, see look at the sign in name, it's "Knittens" I think the other Knittens stoled my pass word. Stop trying to be me.
Knittens12.20.07 - 4:20 pm
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Forget i ask'd hehhe
skano12.21.07 - 12:44 am
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Tyler is an adult, but he writes in all lowercase like a moody teenage girl.
The Knittenses are adults, but they speak in an infantile, imaginary feline pidgin dialect.
We are all adults, but we put little cards in the spokes of our bicycles like ten-year-olds.
History will look upon this as a golden age. Mark my words.
PC12.21.07 - 1:42 am
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PC:
You are wise beyond your youthful looks.
NEWB31012.21.07 - 11:52 am
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PC sez:
"History will look upon this as a golden age."
Are you kidding me? Between the overzealous fist pumping ape-like JOose enthusiasm, knittens carpet bombing these forums with completely retarded posts, and the "hustle" fiasco which culminated in the anti-climactic "i" no-show, the kindest thing history could do for the Midnight Ridazz is to forget entirely about 07.
Mulholland Massacre was the only worthwhile thing that happened in 07.
Happy fucken New Years. Let's try a little harder in 08, yeah?
City Hobgoblin12.21.07 - 12:11 pm
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Isn't it grand, to have a optimist amongst us. You go CH. whoo hoot!
sexy12.21.07 - 12:15 pm
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I had a fucking GREAT 07 Portland Ridazz!! East to the BEACH, The ALL CITY CENTURY, The Warriorzz Ride (favorite MR to date), The 2nd St Drag Races, The Bicycle Film Festival, The 6th St Drag Races, the Drop Race, the XLarge Ambigous Party, MULLHULLAND MASSACRE 2 and 3
08 will be great but 07 was heaven!
Roadblock12.21.07 - 12:19 pm
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This has been a really great year for me thanks to all of you. I know there will be big changes in my life soon, and I may not be able to get out as much, but I hope next year will be just as good or better than this year was for Midnight Ridazz... (Sniffle)
Joe Borfo12.21.07 - 12:33 pm
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yEAH Roadblock, me too, yeah!
I was sexy, I got on the mic more times then people enjoyed. We went to Vegas, that was a hot time. The ninja ride, (and the email after). I won the Sins N' Sprockets dice run. I messed up my girls knee, by crashing the MT1000 on the railroad track on Alameda in the rain ={. PC came to my birthday party in Oakland, before doing a flip at the contest at the tree house prior. SpokenDissent happened and didn't happen all that the same time. Knittens was born. The Bike Oven got a store front. Funderstorm was created. Gary the Duck was found. The LAPD cycle cops complimented Big Bike Dan sound system(saying that a made the ride to work day all that much better). City Hobogoblin, made an ass of himself countless times. Studiodrome went to Philly. The three year anniversary and art ride and Dada ride (Joe Borfo rules). Boys kissed girls, girls kissed girls, boys kissed boys. Kyber got a fixed gear. I meant more of the worlds coolest people through these rides. Enzo Gucci found us, and on and on..........
sexy12.21.07 - 12:35 pm
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you got one in the over or something?!?
Roadblock12.21.07 - 12:36 pm
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Is Joe Borfo pregnant? I just thought he just drank alot of beer.
sexy12.21.07 - 12:38 pm
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(OVEN)
Borfo got one in the OVEN or something>>>!?
Roadblock12.21.07 - 12:38 pm
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(No, not yet) Yes world, fear of the spawn of the Borfo seed...
Joe Borfo12.21.07 - 12:43 pm
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congrats bud when is the due date??
Roadblock12.21.07 - 12:43 pm
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mebbe borfoz iz can haz a kitteh
kittehs BIG rizasponsibilly. dey iz grayt teechurs N u mustz pay lots uf atenshun. diz aktully wat happend to elvis.
2ooo7: doan 4get biyczrowwave. N teh krank mobz N cubz
Knittens12.21.07 - 12:52 pm
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no I am not pregnant. Ignore what I said. I shall be around for quite a while...
I have to learn the ways of the kitteh first.
Joe Borfo12.21.07 - 12:57 pm
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I have to learn the ways of the kitteh first.
Joe Borfo
LOL......
skano12.21.07 - 2:27 pm
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