Thread started by rev106 at 09.14.07 - 11:06 pm

Choppercabras 7th Annual Halloween Ride!

Where: Atomic Cycles 17322 Saticoy st. Van Nuys, CA 91406 (818) 609-0113

When: Sunday, October 28th, Noon Sharp!

Choppercabras 7th annual Halloween ride is a bicycle event unparalleled in all of Los Angeles, perhaps all the globe! Bicycles bashed, blood spilled, hot dogs eaten, 2 wheeled mayhem unlike anything you’ve ever seen! (unless you’ve been to one of these before.) And it’s all free! Did I mention hot dogs?

What you will need:

1. You ready to have fun
2. A bicycle in good working order
3. A ninja or clown costume as the theme is Ninja’s vs. Clowns.

A note on the time. Do your best to arrive on time or you’ll miss out on all the fun, we don’t wait for you, as there will be hundreds of people there on time ready to ride.

How to get here:

By Car:

101 Exit Balboa, head North until you hit Saticoy, make a left go till you see Louise, park. The event location is ½ block west of Louise in the south side of Saticoy. Parking in the back will be taken up by event stuff, best to park on the street.

From 118 as above but south on Balboa, make a right on Saticoy.

From 405 exit Sherman Way go West until you hit Louise, North on Louise as above.

By Bike:

Take Orange line to Louise, North on Louise until you are at Saticoy, go west on Saticoy, follow the noise and smells, you’re there!

By Plane:

Look for mess of bikes, parachute into Ralph’s parking lot, and watch out for Coldstone patrons, they may eat you.





Events:

Special Secret Ninja Event.

The special secret ninja event is just that, secret. It’s the first event so don’t miss out, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen! The participants are hand picked for this event due to it’s heightened level of danger and special equipment required. Miss out on this and you’ve missed out on perhaps a defining moment in your life, just like the first time to tried heroin. Fun! The first one is free kiddies!

The Ben-Hurt Chariot Race:

Six chariots will race 10 laps in a figure 8 for the victory. Each chariot consists of a 16” child’s bicycle, a two-wheeled chariot for the charioteer. Participants should have closed toed shoes and perhaps a helmet for this event, as you may get hurt.

The Smorgasbord of Destruction Race of Doom!

This event consists of twelve 16” children’s bikes for the racers; they will have to complete 10 laps in an oval. In the oval will be the 4 infamous Spools of Doom, one place at a ¼ section of the track. The riders of the spools job is to run interference for the racers, attempting to dislodge them from their bicycles. Expect to get hurt, expect to smile.


The Tall Bike Battle Royale:

The ring of death or ROD will be widened to a large oval for this event. Individuals on tall bikes, armed with foam weapons will clash in a grand melee of two wheeled mayhem. Jousting is for pussies; the battle royale will pit 5 on 5, 6 on 6, and 7 on 7 in a winner take all battle to the finish. Not for the weak, if you get faint at the site of blood best to watch from the safety of the sidelines. Once you’re knocked off your bike you are out. A combination of riding, luck, and fighting skill will carry the day.

The Demolition Derby:

We save the best for last, the mainstay of all Choppercabras events, the bicycle Demolition Derby! Twelve bikes with metal rams welded to the front of them, pit the participants resolve and pain thresholds at this last man standing event has no rules. The goal is to destroy the other rider’s bikes, their endurance, their ability to walk, their souls, to win; you must break them (insert phony Russian accent here). Ram, kick, and thrash your way to victory. The winner gets a trophy, perhaps some impressive scars. This event is violent in the extreme, you will get hurt, watch from a safe distance.

*Special bikes will be provided for all the events except the Special Secret Ninja Event. You still need a bicycle for the ride on the ride.

The Ride:

We will do a few miles at a leisurely pace through the mean streets of the San Fernando Valley. We ride a few miles, we go slowly, and we try and keep the ride together. We like to see all riders occupy the right lane only of the street so we can co-exist with traffic and maximize our fun. The cause if fun, pick fights with people in cars on your ride, not ours. This is a cruise, a put, a crawl, not a race just so you know. When we get done we will be back at Atomic Cycles for the bb-q. Did I mention free hot dogs?

The BB-Q:

Back to base for some dogs and conversation, now time to relax. Dogs are free until they run out. There is a bar in the same parking lot, a liquor store and grocery across the street just so you know.

The End:

Hang out as much as you like, but the show is over folks! Help cleaning up is always appreciated.


Notes/FYI/etc.

Show up with a bike ready to ride, any kind of bike is welcome. Do not show up with a basket case or a bike that needs major repairs, you may not get them.

I do not loan bicycles for the ride. Bring a bike that is rideable to the ride, save yourself the embarrassment and be ready.

Dress up in either a Ninja or Clown costume. It’s ok; you’ll still be “cool” if you dress up.

Show up on time. Noon. I recommend not partying until 5 am the night before if you want to make it on time. I’ve heard all the excuses and I don’t care because it is you who will miss out.

Filmers: I’ve had a lot of problems with “camera entitlement”. You’ll need to get permission from me in advance if you have a photo or film project and want to document the event. YOU MUST BE THERE EARLY! If you show up late or rub me the wrong way I’ll rip your camera out of your hands and smash it right in front of you. Don’t fuck with me on this one, you’ve been warned. I don’t need you.




The Ring of Death.

The Ring of Death or “ROD” is the ring of car tires that the events take place in. Entering the ring of death means you are accepting that you may get hurt, will most likely get hurt, and are not going to cry to me later about your injuries. If you jump in the ring to take a picture, you may get hurt, you may damage your gear. If you find this too dangerous, then by all means: STAY ON THE SAFE SIDE OF THE ROD! You have been duly warned.

Audience Participation of aforementioned events.

If you want to participate in an event you may understand that you may (well, for sure) come under some form of bodily harm. There have never been more serious injures than some cuts and bruises but just so you know, these events are a bit rough. No kids may do an event but the ride. Sorry.

If you are a spectator and interfere with any of the events, you are accepting the fact that the event participants can and may hurt you. In other words: if you want to join in, then do so. If not, watch, but not both.

Do not throw the car tires. Don’t. It breaks up the action.

The list of Yes!

Can anyone come?
Is it ok for kids?
Can I help?
Can I bring some drinks, food for everyone?
Can I have some fun?

The list of NO’S!

Can I borrow a bike?
Can we ride scooters, vespas, mini bikes on your ride?
Do we need to belong to the Choppercabras to ride?
Can I film your event without asking first?


Any other questions can be directed to Paul (818) 609-0113 rev106@yahoo.com








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whoot!!



redridinghood
09.15.07 - 12:12 am

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double whoot!!!



Joe Borfo
09.15.07 - 1:38 am

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Yes, yes and, oh yeah, yes.



Richard_Colossus
09.15.07 - 3:28 pm

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YES! This Ninja will be there, no saving throw.



the reverend dak
09.15.07 - 4:33 pm

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Spread it around. 7 years of hurting people...fun. Did I mention free hot dogs?



rev106
09.16.07 - 7:57 am

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rev106
09.19.07 - 8:02 am

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more m
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m MORE MORE MORFE MORE ORRFE MOOORRRE!!!



Joe Borfo
09.19.07 - 10:03 am

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wait till the secret ninja event!



rev106
09.24.07 - 9:41 pm

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rev106
09.26.07 - 9:32 pm

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It's official, the SECRET Ninja Event will go off according to plan. It's the first event, not to miss as it may never be repeated.



rev106
09.30.07 - 11:18 am

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SKIDMARCUS
10.2.07 - 1:27 am

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That took a long time to make. ???



rev106
10.3.07 - 9:19 am

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bump



rev106
10.6.07 - 7:35 pm

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Rev, are you going to bring out the spools of doom??? Also, can i be a clown-ninja?



speedybrian2000
10.8.07 - 11:19 am

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Did you look at the flyer? Spools of doom: Check. Clown/Ninja: Check.

The secret ninja event will blow your mind. Don't be late.

Do you still need flyers?





rev106
10.10.07 - 7:07 am

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Has anyone told the Oakland, San Diego & Vegas folks about this yet?





the reverend dak
10.11.07 - 12:00 pm

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This shit looks insane!



hipsters_suck
10.11.07 - 12:14 pm

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It is insane. You can't handle the Valley. You can't handle the Choppercabras. You may be able to handle free hot dogs, unless you're a vegan in which case you can't handle that either. Show up and get your mind blown, sleep in and hear about it.





rev106
10.11.07 - 6:37 pm

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rev106
10.21.07 - 8:01 am

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Well Im in North Hollywood and want to ride out to the event...anyone want to meet up and ride together?



Richard_Colossus
10.21.07 - 11:15 pm

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le BUMP!



Joe Borfo
10.22.07 - 8:55 am

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The response I got at the sins and sprockets ride was awesome! See you all then.





rev106
10.22.07 - 9:47 pm

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I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS!!!


The last 2 times I showed up too late but this time I'm setting my alarm!! 10am!!



Roadblock
10.23.07 - 10:17 pm

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This is a MUST.

I can't wait for the Bicycles, the Blood, and the Beer.



Joe Borfo
10.24.07 - 9:22 am

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Set it for 9 am so you're on time for sure!



rev106
10.25.07 - 9:18 am

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forget the alarm, just stay up all night



spiraldemon
10.25.07 - 9:27 am

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Yeah, give me an advantage on the Ben Hurt Chariot Race!



Joe Borfo
10.25.07 - 10:33 am

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It is insane. You can't handle the Valley. You can't handle the Choppercabras. You may be able to handle free hot dogs, unless you're a vegan in which case you can't handle that either. Show up and get your mind blown, sleep in and hear about it.

bump for this quote!
bump for this event!
bumps of coke!
bump for bikes!
bump for life!




SKIDMARCUS
10.25.07 - 3:20 pm

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Bump..and now to bed.



rev106
10.25.07 - 10:50 pm

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Forcast is around 80 partly cloudy inthe monrning, will burn off by about noon.

SEE YOU THEN!



rev106
10.27.07 - 8:01 pm

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Thanks to Choppercabras for all the Blood and the Bikes and the Beer.

Paul knows how to properly fuck shit up.

Hail Eris,

-The Reverend



Joe Borfo
10.28.07 - 7:15 pm

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IT WAS GRRRREAT!!! THANKS TO ALL FOR THE HOTDOGS AND THE ENTERTAINMENT!!! THAT WAS FUN!!!!!



VINo805
10.28.07 - 7:19 pm

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EDDIE HOPE YOUR OK??? DID YOU NEED STICHES?



VINo805
10.28.07 - 7:20 pm

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I was going to head down there, but my friend had to get back up the hill.
We didn't even get back home 'til 6AM.
Yet the upteenth reason why I must establish a beachhead beyond the Cajon Pass.
Sounded fun though.



bentstrider
10.28.07 - 7:32 pm

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Thank you Chopperabras for ending the weekend with the best event.


And for those that slept through the alarm... naughty, naughty.

I will win one of those trophies one of these days...



feelingrandy
10.28.07 - 8:45 pm

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such a bummer we got there late, i wish i got to see everything.
still fun to see the damage that was done though.

and eddies beard of tape haha



Brittanica
10.28.07 - 9:08 pm

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Paul you can ring my bell anytime. As usual the best event of the year bar none. I'm working out now Paul if you think I went the distance this year, just wait til next.





tallcans4tallbikes
10.28.07 - 9:41 pm

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Thanks again to Paul (et al.) for throwing what is probably the best and most underrated bicycle event in los angeles.



kyber
10.29.07 - 3:09 am

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Glad you can all make it. I know it's hard to get up and do things before "cool" people time and I know we're in the Valley. But that is why we have to rock harder than anything else.

Any pics or film anyone has would be great to get copies of.


Paul
Choppercabras.



rev106
10.29.07 - 7:09 am

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holy I don't even know what!!!!!!!

thatt was AWESOME!

I just woke up from the weekend :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I have pictures! will get them up soon.

like nowish.



redridinghood
10.29.07 - 12:01 pm

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UPDATE, IM OK, NO STITCHES, JUST CANT MOVE MY LEFT ARM, I CANT FIGURE WHY IM SMILING IN THAT PIC, THAT WAS A REAL "BAD-ASS" PARTY, ENJOYED IT, BUT MY BEST FRIEND IS "VICODAN", THANKS FOR THE RIDE MARINO.



eddieboyinla
10.29.07 - 12:46 pm

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Eddie, as Hannibal Lecter would have been voted best costume if it wasn't for my love of dinosaurs! I love dinos!! Die dino so I can burn you in my car!

Paul thanks for rocking our weekend!! I'm never disappointed in the shit you guys put together. Always worth making man! One of these days I got to check out your soapbox derby thing. I guess I'll have to camp out somewhere or stay up all night! I will make it!!!



User1
10.29.07 - 4:24 pm

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Of course it's worth it. The ruckas was brought!



rev106
10.30.07 - 9:31 am

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Found:

red flannel small size.

Honda Key: Grey in color

Contact me at the shop if these are yours...

Paul atomic cycles
818 609-0113



rev106
10.30.07 - 10:10 am

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:(



Brittanica
10.30.07 - 11:32 am

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Where are the pictures?!?!?!?!?!?! :)



Manny@RBB
11.2.07 - 9:14 am

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Where are the Videos?



Joe Borfo
11.2.07 - 9:22 am

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sorry... I have a bunch but no time for another couple days to put hem up..



redridinghood
11.2.07 - 10:54 am

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Well, it's like this: I took about 250 (the benefit or drawback to having a camera that shoots 3 fps) and I'm still editing them.

I like to think they'll be worth the wait!



mr rollers
11.2.07 - 11:09 am

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hey Paul thanks for letting me fix my spokes in yer shop!



Roadblock
11.2.07 - 11:43 am

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I just added some pics to the gallery, but there's another hundred or so more here:

http://public.fotki.com/Roullier/bicycle_rides__events/choppercabras-7th-a/



mr rollers
11.3.07 - 5:15 pm

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No problem on the tool use. Some of my soapbox crew has pics/vids they have not done anything with them yet. I'm sure they will start trickling in from various people, once again you just have to be there to get the whole thing. Not your regular bicycle ride/event. I was glad after 7 years of doing this, people are showing up on time at long last.



rev106
11.5.07 - 6:58 am

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i heart ninja paul.

thanks for the great event. definitely my favorite. the world needs more bike jausts and tall bike races.



ingipet
11.5.07 - 8:18 am

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Some links:

on flikr:

http://flickr.com/photos/mattmaceda/sets/72157602772400736/





rev106
11.5.07 - 5:49 pm

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great pics! any videos? :)



Manny@RBB
11.9.07 - 8:19 am

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here's my photo's:

http://www.flickr.com/gp/40609349@N00/499q98

that was SO FUN!!! I'm so glad we got there on time - worth every second of not sleeping through that!!!



redridinghood
11.9.07 - 10:36 am

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Here's some video footage from the last ride. Enjoy.





rev106
12.6.07 - 7:55 am

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