ANDROID QUAIL
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jonnyboy at 12.8.08 - 9:16 pm
This is happening again this Caturday right??
CRANK MOB Park, meet 8pm leave 9pm- correctness??
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No listings for it anywhere yet.
I missed the last one, but I should be able to make it out to this one the way the works been rising and falling.
bentstrider12.8.08 - 9:31 pm
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Glad to hear it bent
This is my last weekend in LA before being landlocked in Ohio for 3 weeks. Excited about Ohio I am not.
Fuck Androids, imma ROBOT DUCK
jonnyboy12.8.08 - 9:34 pm
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I'm just trying to get in as many rides as possible before I start up the EMT-training next year.
Doing that might mean, working security during the weekends again, and making appearances during the weekdays.
Disaster-Planning at it's worst.
bentstrider12.8.08 - 9:36 pm
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Robotz iz traveling....robotziz are on the movez....you shall see....the robotz take over fresh territory....all your robotz i iz eated!
kryxtanicole12.9.08 - 9:42 am
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ROBOTZ TAKE OVER LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kryxtanicole12.9.08 - 10:08 am
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Something about Godzilla? Pshhh. Cyborg Pheasants are the new jacks.
nathansnider12.9.08 - 11:09 am
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Cyborg Pheasants?!
ITS ALL ABOUT THE CYBORG PIGEONS!!
jonnyboy12.9.08 - 11:28 am
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I iz teh 81818818181818ROBO818TZ8Z1Z8Z ANDRIODZ IZ TASTEE WIF CHEEZE.
kryxtanicole12.9.08 - 11:35 am
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i FEEEDZ UR PIGEONZ 'SPLOSIVE RICE BOMBZ. THEY BLOWED UPZ.
kryxtanicole12.9.08 - 11:37 am
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android talk= mangled ebonics...lmfao...im gonna bring some "syrup" and we will see who rides the slowest..hA.
I heard rumors the droids will be in the VALLAY!!! this is true?
pretti*ugli12.9.08 - 1:44 pm
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I heard that too
If it's true, that like means this will be like more all city than like any ride I've ever like, been on.
jonnyboy12.9.08 - 1:51 pm
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i have no gripes about all city...
(anybody have a bad cough?)
All in favor of all city say I!!!
EYE
pretti*ugli12.9.08 - 1:55 pm
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Robotz, Androids, we're forgetting one thing.......
bentstrider12.9.08 - 3:00 pm
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u guys are so slow is okay... i hip u guise
syrup=
codine cough syrup and vodka
i tried it once...makes u feel really...indescribable
we can haz sizzyrup on caturday?
pretti*ugli12.9.08 - 3:35 pm
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we might need it for the boring ass valley...
HA!
pretti*ugli12.9.08 - 3:36 pm
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Actually I was just prescribed some of that codeine cough syrup... BRING
jonnyboy12.9.08 - 3:38 pm
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i got the vodka, jonny if u supply the cough syrup.
this shit is potent, no bullshit...one cup and ur good.
"sip hella lean and see who talks the slowest"
pretti*ugli12.9.08 - 3:39 pm
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u guise are gonna make this slow-motion robotz....
kryxtanicole12.9.08 - 3:40 pm
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You guys really shouldn't do that syrup bullshit. Its TERRIBLE for your stomach, like really bad.
How the fuck could you even ride your bike on that filth? Drinking is bad enough. Lets start making good decisions.
Graham12.9.08 - 3:43 pm
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I just said I'd bring it
No fcking way imma be drinking that isht!
jonnyboy12.9.08 - 3:44 pm
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boo...
it was a suggestion.
and yes it is terrible for the stomach if u drink ALOT of the shit...
Matter of fact drinking is terrible, we should all stop drinking.
pretti*ugli12.9.08 - 3:46 pm
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I'm trying to get ahold of some CHEESE
Man, I wish there was a way we could get a vape going on one of these rides.
jonnyboy12.9.08 - 3:48 pm
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Yes, thats a great idea maybe more people will stop puking on the rides.
Graham12.9.08 - 3:48 pm
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puke happens dude...learn from the shit and dont do it again...
pretti*ugli12.9.08 - 3:50 pm
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I was thinking that injuries would be the best outcome of less drinkage, but puking sucks too :)
FUCK BEER!!!
Should we make that a sep ride?
jonnyboy12.9.08 - 3:50 pm
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it is almost impossible to stop people from crashing/puking. Shit will overcome itself.One should learn from mistakes whether it be throwing up in someones fire place :) or crashing Anywho this thread is not about the puking police...
FUCKING SATURDAY TAKEOVER!!!
pretti*ugli12.9.08 - 3:54 pm
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the puking police will not be on patrol on saturday. but please, keep your puke to a minimum. ha.
kryxtanicole12.9.08 - 3:57 pm
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I heard there's going to be a WAR between the ANDROIDS and the ROBOTS.
black_randy12.9.08 - 5:03 pm
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there's much better ways to get high than codeine and vodka. if you want to do it right, try some black tar and jack daniels. its much easier on your stomach.
tortuga_veloce12.9.08 - 8:23 pm
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I AM MARCUS
THIS IS MARCUS
WE ALL ARE PIZZA
MEOW!
KWAK!!
WE ARE ALL MEOW
WE ARE ALL KWAK
FUCK ROBOTZ
CUM ON RIDGEWAY WHEN U PULL OUT
I AM MARCUS
THIS IS MARCUS
WE ALL ARE PIZZA
MEOW!
KWAK!!
WE ARE ALL MEOW
WE ARE ALL KWAK
FUCK ROBOTZ
CUM ON RIDGEWAY WHEN U PULL OUT
I AM MARCUS
THIS IS MARCUS
WE ALL ARE PIZZA
MEOW!
KWAK!!
WE ARE ALL MEOW
WE ARE ALL KWAK
FUCK ROBOTZ
CUM ON RIDGEWAY WHEN U PULL OUT
Knittens12.9.08 - 8:32 pm
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NEVER!!
CYBORG PIGEON WILL CHOP U WITH DERAILLEUR CHAINSAW WINGS!!!
jonnyboy12.9.08 - 10:54 pm
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOTZ! (That's all I gotta say).
kryxtanicole12.10.08 - 8:51 am
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Android: An artificial being designed to resemble a human being in as many ways as possible, and whose physiology and life functions replicate and mimic those of human beings as closely as possible.
Quail: 1. Quail is a collective name for several genera of mid-sized birds in the pheasant family Phasianidae, or in the family Odontophoridae.
2. A term used in 1960’s hipster slang to describe a woman or girl.
Android Quail: A social bicycle ride, serving intoxicating beverages and substances that is better than other rides at the same time and at the same location
tortuga_veloce12.10.08 - 10:12 am
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sooo what. if the weather is at a settling 55 or higher when i leave my house, i will be there.
1junes12.10.08 - 10:14 am
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Don't be fooled, e-rock.
Don't be fooled.
Even though MECHA GODZILLA starts on the Westside doesn't mean it won't end up getting hijacked by cyborgs, androids, quails & pigeons- which could potentially lead it anywhere in LA. And that's not even mentioning the robot duckz.
jonnyboy12.10.08 - 12:04 pm
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MECHA GODZILLA > PIGEON
---- end of thread ----
e-rock12.10.08 - 12:10 pm
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is anyone making spoke cards for cyborg pigeon? i want one!
tortuga_veloce12.11.08 - 11:04 am
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No, General Hammond of Texas will smack down Shov'a Android Quail.
It will grant Android Quail mercy, then throw it in oven as if roasted chicken!!!
Android Quail will plead with General Hammond as if God, "You give me mercy!!!"
General Hammond will say, "Fool Shov'a, I give you mercy now, so I could take it back as if money, later!!!"
When all said and is done, General Hammond prepare, then eat Android Quail as "Sauteedonion1972FrenchdipMetallicQuailBurger"!!
Ah, Bless Hammond, for he is power!!!
bentstrider12.11.08 - 2:06 pm
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Caturday? Are you saying all three of these rides are happening at the same time and place on Caturday? Which, I am assuming is Saturday. Huh, I will just have to see how all of these shinnanigans pan out. I'll se your Caturday and raise it a FUNDAY (for Sunday) cause that is how long I plan on taking one of these rides. Holy Shit, Yee-HAW!
Moriarty12.11.08 - 4:26 pm
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All this duck robotics godzilliness is confusing me. Why is everyone telling me to bring 5 ducates?!?!
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larsenf
12.13.08 - 1:02 pm
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THANKS FOR COMING OUT EVERYONE!
really wanted to see more beach cruisers...sorry to that one girl who thought it was a slow ride. next ride, I'll be sure to post that this is a SPEED CRUISER ride.
@ANDROIDS
Thanks for making this the best ANDROID QUAIL YET!
@ that other ride we ran into
thanks for taking us to the valley. your route was totally awesome. i hope we see you again.
@ the three girls in the car from west hills
hope we see you at crank mob!
black_randy12.14.08 - 1:27 pm
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BEACH CRUISER RIDE
is it really going down like this or is it a joke? Cuz I mean seriously i've been dying to take my beloved cruiser out.
and I dont see a bunch of beach cruisers going 20 mph honestly. Maybe 15 at the most. So I'm a tad confused. lol
la duderina12.27.08 - 9:09 pm
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get a stronger ratio. we're going to teach the fixies a lesson.
tortuga_veloce12.30.08 - 11:17 am
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Perhaps Matt should bring out his "fixed-cruiser" that he always use to jock several months ago.
The best of both worlds, comfort and speed.
bentstrider12.30.08 - 11:23 am
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hey fuck faces. the ride for this cat turd dink doesnt have a start point. how A Man like me sposed to show up with my assassins?!
A Man12.30.08 - 6:44 pm
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who the EFF is crank mob park any way?
A Man12.30.08 - 6:46 pm
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good point. code names ARE elitist.
However, there was a time when I was a newb too. If you need to find our "secret meet spots," just type it in to Google or Google Maps, and you can be sure that someone posted it.
That's the thing about open secrets, there's always some asshole who just can't keep his mouth shut.
Find it href="http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msa=0&msid=100655161054238493921.000459305b3024beb5444&ie=UTF8&z=13">here!style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black'>
black_randy12.30.08 - 9:53 pm
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Back in the days of my childhood
In the evening when everything was still
I used to sit and listen to the foxhounds
With my dad in the old Kentucky hills
I'm on my way back to the old home
The road winds on up the hill
But there's no light in the window
That shined long ago where I live
Soon my childhood days were over
I had to leave my old home
For dad and mother were called to heaven
I's left in this world all alone
High in the hills of old Kentucky
Stands the fondest spot in my memory
I'm on my way back to the old home
The light in the window I long to see
eddieboyinla01.4.09 - 9:58 pm
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wow, eddie! i never knew you were a poet.
now check out this amazing picture of an actual cyborg pigeon!
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2007/02/cyborg_pigeon_p.html
tortuga_veloce01.4.09 - 10:05 pm
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Thanks Eddie!
Not quite home yet though, my flight gets in around 1PM tomorrow if there are no delays.
Damn, hard to believe it has been 20 days already since I've been home...
jonnyboy01.5.09 - 2:07 pm
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
emptor01.7.09 - 1:38 pm
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I mean... what's the diff. between androids & robots???
emptor01.7.09 - 1:39 pm
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but uh... what is a robot? & what is an android?
emptor01.7.09 - 1:43 pm
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jonnyboy says:
"Androids are stupid posers"
jonnyboy01.7.09 - 1:49 pm
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so robots chill with ducks & android quails are cool with cyborg pigeons?? I'm freakin' cofuxed.
emptor01.7.09 - 1:55 pm
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If you don't know what a robot is, you shouldn't go on the ride anyway because you're a moron.
jonnyboy01.7.09 - 1:55 pm
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screw that man. people love morons.
emptor01.7.09 - 2:24 pm
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I'm going to both rides at 8. I'm going to drink my own beer. & someone please tell me the difference between robots & androids... my guess so far is male/female or fixed/gears
emptor01.8.09 - 1:52 am
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Beach cruisers vs fixie elitists
larsenf01.8.09 - 2:40 am
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but dont forget about cyborg pigeon and mechagodzilla. just come out and you will figure the best ride once you get there.
larsenf01.8.09 - 2:44 am
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There is no /b/ here. Only a tiny version of the greater asshole of the internet.
Jaz01.8.09 - 2:52 am
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Looks like it's a "Kill all humans" event, and I'm the lone trooper out to put an end to this beast!!!
bentstrider01.8.09 - 7:25 am
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i think cyborg pigeon is for mountainbikes. but i have a single speed mountain bike with cruiser bars and smooth tires...
so which ride am i supposed to be on?
tortuga_veloce01.8.09 - 12:35 pm
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so if I ride my fixie & my girl rides her beach cruiser... would that make me a Deceptacon?
emptor01.9.09 - 7:12 pm
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i heard the surprise at the start is going to be that there's no free beer.
tortuga_veloce01.10.09 - 3:21 am
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No, the real surprise will be the fact that I'll finally be able to loosen the Cilice-Belt wrapped around my thigh!!!
Self-punishment gets sucky after awhile.
bentstrider01.10.09 - 11:51 am
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Is there a route posted? I thought I saw that you guys were going to Fuzz'z opening. Yeah? No?
User101.10.09 - 3:46 pm
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here's the route:
1. start at crank mob park
2. follow Johnny and Cyborg Pigeon
although I think I'm going to Organic Turkey before Androids.
tortuga_veloce01.10.09 - 4:19 pm
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So um.....
Can I still bring my beach cruiser?
lymbzero01.10.09 - 6:53 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
THE DUCK IS DEAD.
SHOULD USE THIS IMAGE ON A SPOKE CARD.