I think they sell those at bike shops.
Mook11.16.09 - 7:54 pm
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i told you i had an 18t with a lockring for sale, but all you wanted to do was give me worthless matchbox cars.
ruinedbyidiots11.16.09 - 8:58 pm
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HE HOO SLEEP WIT ITCHY BUTT WAKE UP WIT SMELLY FINGA
imachynna11.16.09 - 11:20 pm
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I need a couple of torsos, a few thigh pieces, and an industrial broiler to get my feast started early.
Apparently someone left the cage open and the prized man-veal got out.
bentstrider responding to a
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11.17.09 - 12:28 am
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It doesn't matter if they are hot wheels or match box he still doesn't want the stolen toys
crossbones responding to a
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11.17.09 - 5:29 am
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shut the fuck up already. your fucking immature. your life so perfect that you have nothing other to do than worry about what i steal? its not like im a bike thief......or a parts thief.........or a personal property thief. i steal beer when im broke and dont have money im sorry that your LAME ass is so fucking obsessed with my thievery that you wont fucking drop it. but really DANNY. this shit is fucking immature. its none of your business that i stole beer anyway. what the fuck is it hurting you? get another fucking hobby. this shit is getting old.
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
comment by crossbones
11.17.09 - 10:27 am
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a thief is a thief, it doesnt matter what youre stealing.
you dont belong in midnight ridazz with that mentality.
ruinedbyidiots responding to a
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11.17.09 - 10:37 am
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You should get a job, move out of your dads house and stop stealing shit.
After reading you reply admitting your a thief (of any kind) makes me glad I didn't but those BMX parts from you.
good day!
Mook responding to a
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11.17.09 - 10:44 am
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i dont do it just to do it. i just dont like freeloading or asking anyone to buy me anything. so i find it easier to just go and take a beer. if i could have it my way id buy everyone in my situation a beer or 3.. but at this point in time i just cant afford my own beer. do you guys really feel its necessary to get on me about this? its my problem. not any of yours. and for the record. i havnt stolen anything since matt talked to me about it months back. its getting really annoying. everyone makes mistakes. and you learn from them. i did........
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
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11.17.09 - 10:55 am
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dude. its not like i steal everything i own man. geeze. trust me. i am looking for a job. its not too easy right now. this shit sucks. i want to work. you dont even know how bad i want a job. i never wanted to have to resort to this shit. do you guys think i like doing this? do you guys think i like having the image of having to steal a beer or 2 because i cant afford it? i mean if i had cash flow or whatnot i can see you guys bagging on me and all. but i mean.....im just in a rough patch in my life.
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
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11.17.09 - 11:00 am
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IT DOES MATTER HOTWHEELS KICK THE SHIT OUT OF MATCHBOX.
I also am wondering now if the HOTWHEELS I bought from NORTH are stolen? Should I ask for a refund?
My question is, why steal beer when you are broke. You should steal money, then you can use it for beer or HOTWHEELS. You would have to steal either of those items just the money to buy them. Money is much smaller and easier to cover up. Trying to fit a 12 pack of Tecate's n your shirt is different.
parlorbikes11.17.09 - 11:12 am
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yes. i stole t he hotwheels. aloong with everything else i own. even my dog. and....my bed. that was a hard one. ikeas a toughie to get a bed out of under your shirt....
north_valley_critical_mass11.17.09 - 11:18 am
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because no one puts money on shelves where it is easy to take.
If you're going to steal money, you'll have to take it from someone or someone's home, and what you got there is a robbery or burglary charge...which looks much worse on your record than shoplifting.
you're better off just making your own alcohol.
or not drink at all! (what? ride sober? is that even possible?)
la duderina responding to a
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11.17.09 - 11:24 am
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this is generally reserved for bentsrider but for you ill make an exception.
ruinedbyidiots11.17.09 - 11:37 am
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i havnt stolen anything since matt talked to me about it months back. its getting really annoying. everyone makes mistakes. and you learn from them. i did........
north_valley_critical_mass
responding to a comment by ruinedbyidiots
11.17.09 - 10:55 am
Because, suddenly, that Monster Massive ticket you stole doesn't exist any more?
CrackSmoke responding to a
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11.17.09 - 1:32 pm
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OWNED BY CRACKSMOKE
OCHO responding to a
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11.17.09 - 1:36 pm
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courtesy dictates that if you find yourself with no money, perhaps drinking should be the least of your worries.
sancho1 responding to a
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11.17.09 - 1:40 pm
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-so you stole a ticket to a party?
--then your bike got stolen at the party.
---then you come here asking for help to get a new bike?
Mook responding to a
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11.17.09 - 2:13 pm
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im not asking for help from anyone. the only person who actually did help me was off of facebook. i have a bike. i just need a tire and a cog/lockring for it. ive learned from my mistakes. fuck stealing shit. karmas a bitch im done fucking with in that sense. all i want now is a fucking job and my bike to be running again.. so i DONT have to do all this shit.
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
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11.17.09 - 3:12 pm
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I passed one out as a log, the best meal I've ever had in awhile.
Although the doctor says I should watch my intake, I told the doc he was a hilarious outtake and should get back to the stage.
Then I chloroformed him, sliced and diced, then served with teriyaki 'shrooms!!!
bentstrider responding to a
comment by coldcut
11.18.09 - 1:45 am
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bentstrider - more stargate, less cannibalism. Please. Thank you!
JB responding to a
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11.18.09 - 11:11 am
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I dunno, I must'a hit my head a few years ago and now the sinister urge is coming to light.
That and some low-level schlub jacked all my Babyface and Cyndi Lauper CD's!!!
bentstrider responding to a
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11.18.09 - 11:23 am
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Are there not any cheap bikeshops around, are you still broke, or did you do something so horrifically shameful that everyone's treating you like some kind of leper around here.
I would get you something just to close this case, but my jurisdiction is far from yours.
bentstrider11.19.09 - 1:15 pm
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Oh man this guy is the same guy who was trying to make out with me when I was all fucked up at a crank mob when all I was trying to do was loo for my friends.
FAIL!
Tarmonster.11.19.09 - 1:23 pm
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wow. i was drunker then fuck. you came and layed down next to me.. you kept on holding me like no other. so i gave you a kiss. you kissed back. we made out for a few seconds then you left. dont put it on me like i was trying to force it on you. YOU shouldnt have kept kissing me back if you didnt want to. and im pretty sure i apologized for it. so thats some immature shit to be bringing up out of nowhere.
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
comment by Tarmonster.
11.19.09 - 1:47 pm
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thanks man. i think w hat happened was i made a comment on a liqour store not being crowded enough to steal a beer. This was maybe 3 months ago. and then on halloween i attempted to steal a ticket from some dude and got caught. i felt so bad for it and learned my lesson. Humans love drama. and i just happen to be the butt of it right now. so. yeah. DRAMA CITY!
there arent any cheap bikeshops here around my city. the one that would have it i cannot afford. and the other close one doesnt carry the parts i need. i went yesterday to remove the freewheel and he didnt even have the right tool for my freewheel on the wheel....so yeah.
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
comment by bentstrider
11.19.09 - 1:52 pm
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18t milwaukee cog + dura ace lockring. $20. NO STUPID TOYS IN TRADE. CASH ONLY. you come to me, i dont come to you.
ruinedbyidiots11.19.09 - 2:13 pm
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ok no problem RBI. thank you. i will get the 20 bucks today or tomorrow. how can i get ahold of you? IM or Phone#?
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
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11.19.09 - 2:23 pm
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bat signal.
coldcut responding to a
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11.19.09 - 2:25 pm
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How fucked up is that to hit on a drunk girl ridazz.This guy is something else
crossbones responding to a
comment by Tarmonster.
11.20.09 - 7:41 am
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I wasn't drunk I was really fucked up on molly and was a having a gnarly trip. And you're right I did lay down next to you while being in a cuddle puddle. And we talked and I told you I was fucked up. That didn't give you the incentive to kiss me. And then I got up and walked away. I was just surprised that the same person who's asking for a cog is you.
Tarmonster.11.20.09 - 9:32 am
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ok well again. i apologized. i was really shitfaced and i wasnt aware of what a cuddle puddle was in terms of that. i knew it was people laying in a puddle of cuddely-ness. im my head i saw a girl comming and laying down with me. then you kept on like holding onto my chest like no other. so i wasnt sure what you were doing. so i kissed you and you kissed back. so my bad for doin that. i really didnt mean any harm.
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
comment by Tarmonster.
11.20.09 - 11:57 am
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lawl!
you kissed me,,, nut ugh,,,you kissed me,,,but ugh,,,grosss......
lawlies all fucking day with that shit. u five?
filmillr11.20.09 - 12:06 pm
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can i get it before? i dont have a bike to ride on the ride with :( and thats in LA im in sylmar....
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
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11.20.09 - 12:06 pm
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noho redline station, at 4pm. because of your track record with thievery, i am hesitant to sell things to you.
ruinedbyidiots responding to a
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11.20.09 - 12:08 pm
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way to not show up. keep burning bridges like its going out of style.
ruinedbyidiots11.20.09 - 4:46 pm
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This really stuck out to me. You do not have to steal beer or tickets to shows...that's a choice. If you are so addicted to beer that you feel you "have to" steal then you should go to an AA meeting. Thievery is a choice...especially something not essential for sustaining life.
TheJen responding to a
comment by north_valley_critical_mass
11.20.09 - 5:04 pm
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At least one could steal cookies and juice from a support meeting and no one will care.
bentstrider responding to a
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11.20.09 - 5:31 pm
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IN SOME COUNTRIES "I NEED A COG IS "COG" PRONONCED "COCK"
IM JUST SAYING....LOL !!!
eddieboyinla11.20.09 - 6:07 pm
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I was once offered a side of nuts too.
But, luckily I ran out of there once I figured out where I was at.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by eddieboyinla
11.20.09 - 6:09 pm
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man i got there 15 mins late. the bus had an old fart that drove like 30 miles the whole way. can i meet you up another time in the near future?
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
comment by ruinedbyidiots
11.20.09 - 6:54 pm
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haha funny you mention i should go to AA meetings. ive been to many. i dont "have" to drink any beer. but when your broke. its not hard to get a beer when there 30 people in a 7-11.
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
comment by TheJen
11.20.09 - 6:57 pm
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Just because you can...doesn't mean you should. And the "have" came from your own post...
TheJen responding to a
comment by north_valley_critical_mass
11.20.09 - 7:09 pm
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"its not hard to get a beer when there 30 people in a 7-11."
It's not hard to be honest either, and you'd be surprised how much easier it makes things.
JB responding to a
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11.20.09 - 7:17 pm
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im learning this. if i knew this much hassle was gonna come out of stealing a beer id way rather look like a mooch then all this BS. but hey. you live and you learn
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
comment by JB
11.20.09 - 7:29 pm
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When one uses the ride for cover to steal beer thats fucked up when the police come the ride is the one being stopped.I myself dont care for a person like that on the ride its not worth a ticket or being arrested because someone else stole something.And most of the time the thief is not around when the cops show up and some innocent ridazzzz get blame instead.
crossbones11.20.09 - 7:37 pm
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yes im aware of this. THATS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I WONT DO IT ANYMORE. its not worth a 3 dollar beer.
north_valley_critical_mass responding to a
comment by crossbones
11.20.09 - 8:57 pm
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Gotcha...just think of it this way...now that you've owned up to it you're probably gonna take some shit for every one stealing on rides.
TheJen responding to a
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11.20.09 - 9:04 pm
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You were not 15 minutes late. You must have been over 30 minutes late. You're not gaining any honesty points.
canadienne11.20.09 - 9:29 pm
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