Attention: Katie
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tek at 02.9.08 - 10:05 pm
Katie, nice to meet you (with your hoodie+dress combo) last night at the Valentines / Sadie Hawkins Ride, and thanks for the dance at the mariachi plaza gazebo! tek
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PC02.9.08 - 10:50 pm
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in the future, a guy doesn't ask for a girl's number. he just says "alright, well i'll start a thread for you on the
[whatever social circle we both belong to] forum and we can chat there."
onethirtynine02.10.08 - 2:53 am
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Thanks for the sex Katie! It's been awhile and I didn't think I was going to get any I only got to kiss three girls at the dance and one them I had to ask twice... I wasn't sure what was wrong, I thought it might be my hair style or the fact I haven't done laundry in this Hemisphere in 6 months. But my confidence was completely restored by your sex, so Thanks! I look forward to many more great sexes.
franz02.10.08 - 3:21 am
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Nah.
Real men holler across the street to express their love to a woman of interest.
Then face the return of the same, or an undisclosed aerosol spray, or thrown object.
My .000000002 cents.
bentstrider02.10.08 - 11:14 am
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Katie has a birthday coming up! Let's have a ride for her!
hatehills02.10.08 - 11:16 am
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i thought you guys were joking about the orgy in the living room! franz, you went home half naked again - now we have your pants and your jacket.
yo delicious02.10.08 - 11:52 am
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Isn't that the name of a Blink 182 album?
hatehills02.10.08 - 11:53 am
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@hatehills
Indeed.
Whiney ass, dipshits they are.
bentstrider02.10.08 - 11:55 am
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@hipster, no that's my friend
mickipedia who has been trying to get me to go on Midnight Ridazz for ages (and her combined effort with my friend Sean finally made it happen last Friday).
tek02.10.08 - 12:34 pm
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Hey tek, hey everyone else in the universe!!!
1.) It was nice dancing with you, too, tek. I hope you have a safe trip back to San Francisco.
2.) I'm assuming everyone who commented above got/gave out their phone numbers at the ride? Or asked a girl to dance? Otherwise, you wouldn't feel confident in your convictions. I mean, you all live the message you preach here, right?
katiepoche02.10.08 - 1:33 pm
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franz, you're welcome for the sex. Your check bounced.
katiepoche02.10.08 - 1:38 pm
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I doubt franz even has checks.
kyber02.10.08 - 1:39 pm
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I doubt Franz even ass cheeks.
Kyber
u can haz asscheeks kybre
Knittens02.10.08 - 2:16 pm
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Alright, I usually hate "knittens" as you know. But for some reason that made me laugh.
kyber02.10.08 - 2:18 pm
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kybre
u iz teh knew "PC"
eye lurv u!
Knittens02.10.08 - 2:29 pm
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Well, kyber did say he was drinking . . . don't know if that makes him funnier or makes him laugh at shit more.
mr rollers02.10.08 - 2:36 pm
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You guys, seriously.
I like C329BL
kyber02.10.08 - 2:49 pm
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C329T looks like a gremlin. I like that one.
The other ones scare the living shit out of me.
katiepoche02.10.08 - 2:59 pm
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Wow that's weird. Plastic cats made out of cat fur in China.
Creepy!
User102.10.08 - 3:03 pm
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I personally like C329BL because it reminds me of my dog.
kyber02.10.08 - 3:03 pm
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deez kittehs 2 nyce
eyes most liyke kitteh C666RED
Knittens02.10.08 - 3:11 pm
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The C329 series is the clear winner here.
katiepoche02.10.08 - 3:34 pm
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Personal stats:
Phone numbers asked for on Midnight Ridazz: 0
Phone numbers received on Midnight Ridazz: 0
seanbonner02.10.08 - 4:29 pm
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Isn't the point of a Sadie Hawkins Dance for girls to ask boys to dance, user "katiepoche"?
I think you are being too hard on our friends. They're just teasing.
PAM never asks for telephone numbers. I would not want to scare my personfriends away with my voice. It is a little bit odd!
Besides, you know what they say. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a pluggable authentication module. Unless you tell them!
PAM02.10.08 - 4:39 pm
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If Katie were to ask for my number, I'd totally give it to her.
That said, I wasn't aware she'd take checks for sexual favours. Maybe Katie needs a pimp to beat up Franz for passing the rubber check? Volunteers? I kind of enjoy the guy (when he's not naked, anyway), so I guess I'll pass on the job.
ideasculptor02.10.08 - 4:43 pm
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Wait til summer.
He's always naked. It's not that bad, really. You get pretty used to it. It's just skin.
Annie doesn't seem to enjoy it, however.
kyber02.10.08 - 4:46 pm
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Oh yeah, forgot it was Sadie Hawkins. Let me update those stats:
Number of girls who requested my number: 0
Number of girls who I gave said phone number to: 0
seanbonner02.10.08 - 5:04 pm
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The girls ask the guys to dance. That's nothing to do with phone numbers. But I do see your point, PAM. Fellas, I'm sorry.
As for Franz's bounced check, don't worry about it. I've got people. I'm Irish!
katiepoche02.10.08 - 5:12 pm
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The westies are coming for franz.
kyber02.10.08 - 5:24 pm
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Um, everyone who lives with Franz might want to leave town for a few days. My people do not have a delicate hand.
Bring ... everything you own.
katiepoche02.10.08 - 5:29 pm
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Oh yes, another good point. Modifying the stats once again:
Number of dances initiated by girls: 1
Number of those dances which also involved a punch in the nose: 1
Number of punches in the nose resulting in bloody nose: 1
Number of dances continued after punches in the nose: 1
seanbonner02.10.08 - 5:37 pm
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careful Franz, mickipedia might be Katie's people
ideasculptor02.10.08 - 11:16 pm
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mickeypedea
u iz related to dizney mowse mickey?
fud _ _ WANT!
Knittens02.11.08 - 12:30 am
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I think it's admirable that the dance continued after the bloody nose, though. Somehow.
Is that weird? What? I'm a hopeless romantic.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 12:38 am
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some dude i met onetime:
you almost stuck it in.
wtf mate.
just saying,
me
ps
wtf
i wasnt even there
pps katie i see you are home.
so am i.
moondance02.11.08 - 12:44 am
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I'm not too worried Katie, I've rigged up a few Jameson's bottles in and around the box, I know you irish can't resist a little whiskey. Little trick I learned from my nana. I was going to poison them but that damn quarter irish in me wouldn't allow it. Besides what if I got thirsty, or Kyber wandered in.
Where is my apartment? send me an email - Franz a franzellers com
franz02.11.08 - 2:11 am
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Hey katiepoche (and fellow threaders)
1. Numbered lists FTW.
2. Last stop of the ride, it was definitely time to break Sadie Hawkins rules.
3. Katie: AIM tantekc or add
tek02.11.08 - 4:04 am
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(retry)
Hey katiepoche (and fellow threaders)
1. Numbered lists FTW.
2. Last stop of the ride, it was definitely time to break Sadie Hawkins rules.
3. Katie: AIM tantekc or add
me on twitter.
4. C216NL Ninja Knitten is not impressed.
5. I'm back in SF tomorrow night. Stay safe LA Ridazz.
tek02.11.08 - 4:05 am
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What's happening, tek and everyone.
1. You betcha.
2. I'm not such a huge fan of rules for dances, anyway. If you want to do something, you should do it. Yay for initiative, which goes for the ladiezz and for the dudezz.
3. Thanks.
4. Blasé internet ninja cats are so it right now.
5. Have a safe trip.
*** END OF THREAD. ***
katiepoche02.11.08 - 11:41 am
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Yeah, there was no climax, barely any rising action, let alone a resolution. I thought you were a designer, Katie..? DESIGN US SOME ENTERTAINMENT!
SKIDMARCUS02.11.08 - 12:06 pm
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Franz since you gave me two tokens that makes you my Valentine.no?
riss02.11.08 - 12:07 pm
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dis fred, is ded
we en heven now
Knittens02.11.08 - 12:11 pm
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I think it's over.
skd02.11.08 - 12:13 pm
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diz joke - u gets it? but eye mayke anudder jok. kitteh luks up, seez famus midnyte bicyzers, dey R teh starz.
Knittens02.11.08 - 12:13 pm
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KATIE!! Am I too late
(.)(.)
SPOOK
02.11.08 - 12:16 pm
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It looks like maybe you're not too late, SPOOK.
So ...
BOOBS.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 12:20 pm
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And yes, this thread is chock full of famous bikyzz bikers and ridazz and wonderful human beings that I'm all really glad I know and have the opportunity to get silly with, whether I'm in a prom dress or not.
By the way, prom dresses are really hard to bike in, but they're really freaking fun to cork in. It's hard to get mad at someone in a big pink dress. I'm thinking I'm going to wear it all the time. I'll get away with murder!
Of Franz!
katiepoche02.11.08 - 12:25 pm
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(Is that serious enough for you, seanbonner? I can get more earnest if you like, but shit, I might strain something.)
katiepoche02.11.08 - 12:27 pm
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All discussion of murdering Franz is SRSBIZNS so all good. Carry on.
seanbonner02.11.08 - 12:42 pm
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Damn I missed a good party!
Quel horror!!
Drew02.11.08 - 12:50 pm
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Ah, about that ...
Franz, I don't have to know exactly where you live to take out your house. The thing about my people not having a delicate hand in their work was a vast understatement. Anywhere within a couple mile radius, really.
Because their indelicate hands start with "c" and end with "carbomb." The Jameson's will only fuel the flames.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 12:58 pm
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Don't mess with me, Franz. I will fuck you up.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 1:08 pm
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I can attest that Jameson is the bomb. Here's proof:
seanbonner02.11.08 - 1:13 pm
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Is that certificate dated November of '08?
SEANBONNER IS FROM THE FUTURE.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 1:16 pm
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YES SEANBONNER IS FROM THE FUTURE
however that certificate is not.
11/01/2008 (Dublin) == 2008-01-11 ISO
Localized date formats (DD/MM vs. MM/DD) ==
COMMUNIKASHUNZ FAIL.
ISODates FTW.
tek02.11.08 - 1:21 pm
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I think the guy filling it out was drunk and swapped the month and day, but that doesn't mean that I'm not from the future.
seanbonner02.11.08 - 1:23 pm
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I knowz it. My mother is from Dublin. This is why I know so very much about carbombs.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 1:24 pm
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You'd know more if she was from Belfast.
seanbonner02.11.08 - 1:27 pm
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ISODates FTL!
Not needed. Just make sure to use forward slashes if you're writing a date North American style, and dots if you're doing it Euro style.
Thus:
02/11/2008;
but:
11.02.2008
REFUSE THE MARK OF THE BEAST
PC02.11.08 - 1:58 pm
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So the Jameson's taster people wrote it wrong.
OR, seanbonner got the certificate in the future, where he's from, and then lied about it.
I suspect malfeasance.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 2:10 pm
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Can we change the subject? I'm pretty sure this is getting close to violating all kinds of NDAs
seanbonner02.11.08 - 2:13 pm
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Nope.
Tell us about the future, seanbonner.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 3:00 pm
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Fine!
There's stuff that is cool and futuristic. And flying cars. And everyone finally understands that lolcats are the apex pinnacle of humor, and all communication is done through them. Blade Runner turned out to be real. Terminator didn't. Kriss Kross gets back together to huge success, Fred Durst continues to suck, unfortunately in public. Did I already mention the cool futuristic stuff?
seanbonner02.11.08 - 3:23 pm
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Yeah, but you're missing the one crucial piece of information. Don't you know that any trip to the future REQUIRES a perusal of the stock market. You could be telling us who to invest in in order to be able to retire comfortably in 3 years on a $1000 investment.
ideasculptor02.11.08 - 3:30 pm
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Though I would like to thank you for setting my mind at ease about the Fred Durst issue.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 3:36 pm
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Oh, also it seems we need to be saved. In the future I mean, not now.
seanbonner02.11.08 - 4:09 pm
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I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 7:25 pm
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One nation, under iPods, with liberty and downloads forever.
User102.11.08 - 9:10 pm
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AHEM.
Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
Give them a sense of pride.
To make it easier.
What? You didn't have to sing that in grade school? Shit, man, we sang the hell out of that song. Which is weird, if you think about it, because we (children) were singing to our parents (adults) that they should show us all the beauty we possess inside.
GIVE US A GODDAMNED SENSE OF PRIDE, MOM. JEEZ.
ALSO A PONY.
katiepoche02.11.08 - 9:34 pm
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seanbonner wrote:
And everyone finally understands that lolcats are the apex pinnacle of humor, and all communication is done through them.
My work here is done.
...in the future, that is.
Not now.
So I'm not leaving.
Sorry.
PC02.12.08 - 4:21 am
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I think this is my favourite thread. We need more public flirting.
ideasculptor02.12.08 - 10:48 am
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*** PART OF THE THREAD WHERE THE ANTAGONIST DOES SOMETHING TOTALLY SHOCKING AND THROWS THE AUDIENCE FOR A LOOP ***
seanbonner02.12.08 - 10:55 am
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Like ... what? Shows fealty, compassion, humanism?
Who's the antagonist, anyway?
katiepoche02.12.08 - 11:14 am
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Franz maybe? I dunno, I was just throwing that out there. I don't have all the answers you know. I'm only human. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE EXPECT FROM ME!?
seanbonner02.12.08 - 11:26 am
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men from the future are supposed to have lots of answers.
Undercover Bob02.12.08 - 11:29 am
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And everyone finally understands that lolcats are the apex pinnacle of humor, and all communication is done through them.
diz soo truu eye nose it! how wee nut no diz arreddy
Knittens02.12.08 - 11:34 am
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all you lovers will get another chance come the 14th big bike L O V E
alicestrong02.12.08 - 11:44 am
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Unfortunately I'll be in
the future San Francisco on the 14th, so no Big Bike Love ride for me.
seanbonner02.12.08 - 7:16 pm
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seanbonner, the LOLcats leak was harmless as that consequence is inevitable however your unintentional slip has put the continuum at risk. we'll discuss contingency procedures upon your arrival at Temporal Exploration Headquarters.
katipoche, your assertion is sufficiently believable to risk a temporal feedback loop. please report to THE FUTURE at a time and date of your choosing. we'll debrief you and determine follow-up measures.
tek02.13.08 - 2:17 am
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"Report to the future."
... can't I just wait?
katiepoche02.13.08 - 7:53 am
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"... can't I just wait?"
The future is unevenly distributed.
Sometimes you have to change space in order to change time.
tek02.13.08 - 12:46 pm
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Does this have anything to do with supergravity and eleven-dimensional space-time?
Because I am DONE with eleven dimensional space-time. THROUGH.
katiepoche02.13.08 - 1:34 pm
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"super"
defn. adj. very large, great, or extreme.
"gravity"
defn. n. the natural force of attraction between any two bodies.
Gravity yes. Supergravity? Need more experimental data.
And not eleven dimensions, but eleven digits, though the first digit is often omitted for brevity.
tek02.13.08 - 2:52 pm
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*** THIS IS THE NERDY PART OF THE THREAD ***
seanbonner02.13.08 - 7:34 pm
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**FAAARRRTTTT**
that was something I ate in the past
spiraldemon02.13.08 - 10:23 pm
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