The Cologne Bomb Ride
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kyber at 07.18.07 - 11:16 pm
I can't remember how it came up, but while a bunch of us were in vegas, someone mentioned the idea of a "too much cologne" ride.
That's right, a ride in which you get to be "cologne bomb guy." You know, the guy who gets his fragrance at the 99 cent store and uses 1/3 of a bottle before leaving his house in the morning.
Would anyone actually be interested in something like this, or am I alone on this one?
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Obviously there's more to it, but there's no real point in brainstorming ideas for this ride if everyone chickens out because they're afraid to smell bad.
Don't make me personally cologne bomb every ride from now on until I force you to love this idea...
kyber07.19.07 - 1:27 am
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hahaha cologne bomb~! im in!
t.bone07.19.07 - 1:39 am
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I'm gonna be honest with you, this smells like pure gasoline.
riss07.19.07 - 1:54 am
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I do this every day anyway, to try to compensate for the aroma of bike-sweat and sunscreen that I otherwise exude.
PC07.19.07 - 3:07 am
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fuck that, hell I even go to the movies smelling like the inside of a gym locker. cologne makes me kinda sick, unless it's one or two of a very few scents, so I'm prolly gonna avoid this one...
but brendan, you can have my pastel two tone track suit if you need it...
FuzzBeast07.19.07 - 5:11 am
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OK Bro, I ride with you! I have Drakkar Noir ingrained in my pours!
Let's ride to Glendale!
Joe Borfo07.19.07 - 11:07 am
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Bro, LOL! Borfo becomes BrOfo!!
I'll rock that shit. We gotta come up with a route that takes us through a lot of heavy foot-trafficed streets so people can smell us coming and going. Like riding through The Grove etc.
Eric Hair07.19.07 - 2:55 pm
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I'm allergic to cologne so I'd have to miss out, BUT there could always be "The Nude Bomb" ride. Missed it by THAT much!
Roadblock07.19.07 - 4:17 pm
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I thought I was the only one allergic to cologne. Why not stop by a local mall and dive bomb the fragrance counter and have a suicide cocktail of everything they sample and then go out for a ride, I'll bring my inhaler.
dannyzuko07.19.07 - 5:56 pm
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I can get a good deal on Sex Panther... it's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
60 percent of the time, it works everytime.
Leetard07.20.07 - 6:16 am
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