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No it's not. There is no more Crank Mob. 1 year of fun. Please wait for the next big thing.
If you haven't slept with someone who is intimate with the bike scene, please wait until the next big thing in the local newspapers to come out, and find your way into. Then find someone to sleep with who knows what they are talking about, then you will know all about cool things. Like Spinal Shaft Ride. Yeah, I mentioned it. Who is going to yell at me for breaking the rules? Anyone?
C.R.A.N.K. Mob's replacement will involve a mob, but this time, we'll be out in force demanding loan-paybacks from any, sorry, jacked-up looking shit that's walking the street!!!
"Oh, you don't got the money, well, guess you won't need you legs!!
When I say SLEDGE, you say HAMMER!!!!"
Well, with another Dark Century and another LA2SD ride occurring on the 18th, CRANK Mobs soul just left its body and spread its existential likeness throughout the Southland.
But, in all seriousness, the 3rd Saturday of the month will not be quiet forever.
TPTB have some excellent plans in store for the coming, cold-snap.
How do I know this, because God told me, or something.
Isi it possible that crank mob could happen with or wothout direct organization? If we all show up at sawtelle and la grange at 9pm and ride will it be any different. I doubt....it.Lets make it happen for realz no matter what.
bents,
what's up with the fascination with firearms?
besides, 9mm are gonna be more available during the apocalypse. they're more widely used than the archaic .45 caliber rounds.
I don't know about CRANK mob but I DO know about killing zombies. Use whatever rounds you can, but always keep a machete or something. As long as you hang onto it won't run out. Even try a mop, yes.
So when's the zombie mob ride?
you tell me that CRANK MOB is DEAD just it was posted on Midnight Ridazz???
the MOB does not need a posting on midnight ridazz
the MOB is a MOB
the MOB will continue to MOB
the MOB has a life of its own
the MOB had a head with a genius brain
the MOB has lost its head
the MOB will walk the earth as a ZOMBIE MOB
the MOB will EAT YOUR BRAIN
the MOB will LIVE ON!
LONG LIVE THE MOB!
Not to jack the thread or anything, but is this Bentstrider from the future? (Maybe one of his scifi daydreams came true and somebody brought back the pic.)
CRANK MOB is cool ride if you like to get drunk and crash your bike into the back of parked suvs then have nothing but a flaccid penis to show when you wanna bang a hot chick you just met that night. not that there ever will be any on CRANK MOB. so to claim you lost your virginity courtesy of crank mob is total shit, you'd have way more chance of getting play with ladies on the gayest ride of all time which is called "santa monica critical mass". i mean its reminiscent of lonely fools in the suburbs who drive cars into costco parking lots at night to kick it cause theres nothing going on in the suburbs. its LA theres much to do here. the crank mob ride is one way ticket into a safe little parking lot, and doesnt loop anywhere or have an end party destination to really throw down at. i mean bike jousting is cool, maybe, if youre into renaissance fairs. theres a new ride with hot attractive youth figures and its called MILF and it meets at the pioneer chicken parking lot... no crank mob hips turds allowed. oh and your brightly colored toy looking cloned front aerospoke is the equivalent of the short guy driving a jacked up pick up truck out in the country. so dont show up to MILF either. or the girls will drop you on the climbs. MILF at pioneer chicken.
nine thirty in the evening sawtelle and lagrange october eighteenth. please note that when informing close personal acquaintances about this ride via electronic mail, be sure to write out the date and time in order to keep out the ruffians of the cycling community who are semi illiterate due to parental funding of aerospokes rather than private school tuition. dress code mandatory.
In all honesty, I am a Sirius Psychlist that listens to the best radio, not on radio.
With 200+ channels and the recent merger with XM, I'll never run out of that crystal-clear, voice from the sky.
Plans starting at $12.95/month.
As for this Saturday, I'll rise from my command seat and get on down there to see what unfolds.
Some people don't like drama, people like that ought to move to Kentucky and live in a nursing home.
Gundo, fuck your agism bullshit. If Crank Mob was actually happening, I might show up and give you a piece of my mind on the ride. Thankfully, it's not.
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I plan on write a IRL html tag that will turn them all invisible. So if when they show up, they won't see anyone around them. Er. I mean. No one is going to be there. So if you show up, you will like the ass of some bad joke.
So...what is the end result for C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B??? I say we all make our own mob ride. Crank mob is not over if we all just show up and mob the streets like we are all use to. Let's RIDE!!!!!
I was definitely NOT there last night with the rest of you who were NOT there and definitely NOT on the roof of Best Buy NOT dancing to Ritchie's stereo system
I'm so glad C.R.A.N.K. Mob DIDN'T happen last night!
Best night that never happened.
My mouth still doent taste like ranch dressing and zuccinni fries.
My body isnt tired from getting hyphy.
I am totally excited about the jesus and mary rings i didnt get with mixte.
Lets never do this again!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps JAZ and larsen suck.... suuuca suuuucca suuuccca
a cause de garscons.....
I did NOT leave my bag by my bike at that park across the street from blockbuster and in n out, and 20 dollars were NOT stolen out of it. Thanks for not taking my phone or credit card, but if ur that desperate for 20 bucks just ask. I'm sure someone will lend it to you. no need to take it out of my bag. Besides that I had an AMAZING time doing nothing, not at crank mob.
Last night soooo did not happen. Although there was a C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. (Party on Wheels) and
it happened in my head…at that one you were ALL there. The memories live on, we ride for FREEDOM!!!
I had a dream that no one was on the streets. No one rode. No one filled a parking lot and failed at spitting fire. No one jousted at "Crank Mob Advanced" on the roof of a Best Buy. There were no helicopters. It was a crazy dream. I also think there was this part where I wasn't riding under a pass and didn't feel like my brain was going to explode with serotonin because of Richie's music. I was not happy to see anyone. I did not bring a C-Mob virgin. It was a crazy dream. I hope I never have it again. Everyone was saying "this isn't happening." "We are not here." "I DON'T EXIST!!!"
im so glad i wasn't walking around taking pictures of everone and everything. im so glad i wasnt going like 28 with a 40d around my neck trying to keep up with all you lovely people.
You guys were not at CRANK Mob.
I kidnapped all 200 of you at varying intervals after having drugged you all.
Then we commenced in the successful, training exercise known as,
"Operation Cock'N'Balls 3.0".
You've all been unwillingly conscripted for the upcoming raid on the Valenzuela Consortium HQ.
They have product of mine that they did not acquire under legal means.
not-crank mob was awesome last night. great pace, great sprints. had only 1 almost crash with some dude not keeping his line. but over all awesomeness. gotta say i thought the coppa chopper was sick and surreal. love the trailer by the by richie! and thanks for being the pace car kate! it was great seeing everyone and dancin' like nobodies biz.
i did not attend crank mobb....getting my head almost takin off(the top one) whilst jousting did not happen..or maybe it did...that was a hard hit to the head...
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october 18th at nine thirty
new MILF ride.
If your wheelset costed you less than 2700, you're obviously not a SERIOUS CYCLIST.
@ Borfo: stay out of my way when I'm trying to troll, god damnit!! Jesus christ.
Ooooooooooooooooooh!
Here, fill this out.
Turrican is the bestest troll on MR forums.
Who is worse - the one who fans the flames, or the one starting the fire in the first place?
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Using the term 'fail' = fail.
Probably won't work but what the fuck, heh.
CUT AND PASTE MOAR
I shall not walk so a child may live, because that's what it does!!!!
larsenf = fail
This thread is a court-martial-able offense, son!!!!
@ugli
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