demonstrate against malfunctioning sensors
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tortuga_veloce at 06.22.09 - 1:45 pm
wouldnt it be fun to have a bunch of cyclists drive up to one of those automated stoplights--knowing full well that the light isnt going to change--and have a spontaneous dance party in the street?
thoughts anybody?
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ONLOOKER #1: Excuse me, do you happen to know what those cyclists are doing in the intersection?
ONLOOKER #2: Well, that one guy is doing the Reject, and I think that chick in the blue wig is doing the Stanky Leg...
ONLOOKER #1: No, I mean why are they dancing in the intersection?
ONLOOKER #2: Oh. Well, one of them told me that they're protesting.
ONLOOKER #1: Protesting what?
ONLOOKER #2: They're mad because the sensor doesn't work and the signal won't change to green.
ONLOOKER #1: Oh. Well, it doesn't really look like they want to go anywhere anyway, right? I mean, they seem to be having a pretty good time where they are.
ONLOOKER #2: Yup. That, they do.
ONLOOKER #1: Yup.
(*awkward silence*)
ONLOOKER #1 (cont'd): I mean, it's not really much of a protest, is it?
ONLOOKER #2: Nope.
ONLOOKER #1: So...you want to go back to my place and fool around?
ONLOOKER #2: Yeah, all right.
PC06.22.09 - 2:52 pm
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