LOS ANGELOPES BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
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newarkhouse at 06.5.13 - 9:08 am
ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN! COME ON DOWN TO SUNNY DTLA AND CELEBRATE THE 5TH(6TH?)(7TH?) YEAR OF THE WORST/HONORABLE MENTION FREAK BIKE RIDE/CULT OF FREAKS RIDING BIKES IN THE HISTORY OF THIS WHOLE CYCLING THING.
FEATURING:
THE LOUDEST SOUND BIKE IN LA (W/ SWEET PARTY DJS!)
THE BRIGHTEST BIKES IN LA
SWING BIKE SPRINTS
MINITALL TOUR DE RIO
ALL THAT OTHER STUPID BIKE STUFF!
ALL YOUR FRIENDS +THOSE PEOPLE FROM OUT OF TOWN YOURE STOKED ON!
BRING ALL THE THINGS YOU WOULDNT NORMALLY NEED ON A BIKE RIDE IN LA: HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, FIRE EXTINGUISHERS, PAINT, BAD IDEAS, GOOD INTENTIONS, THE BEST INTENTIONS, THINGS TO PUT IN ALECS TRASH CAN, THINGS TO THROW AT ALECS TRASH CAN, RUBBER GLOVES, FIREWORKS, PUSH BROOMS, ACE BANDAGES, BUTTERFLY BANDAGES, BONGS, PRESENTS FILLED WITH OTHER PRESENTS, ETC
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, BRING A 60% POSITIVE/40% PARANOID MENTAL ATTITUDE. LOS ANGELOPES ANNIVERSARY BIRTHDAY PARTY SUPER CELEBRATION IS A SPECIAL DAY TIME REVIVAL/RAVE/RESURRECTION/NOTARAVE/MAYBE EVEN A BIKE RIDE WHERE YOUR LIMITS WILL BE PUSHED, NOT BROKEN, AND ULTIMATELY FULFILLED. FOR THESE REASONS AND MORE THE HIGH REVERENDS RECOMMEND RIDING A FREAK BIKE TO THIS EVENT. ALL ARE WELCOME, NONE ARE TURNED AWAY FOR LACK OF FREAK BIKE OR FREAKYNESS!!!
MEET: UNDER THE 6TH STREET BRIDGE
MEET TIME: TBA
I COULDNT POST THIS TO THE RIDE CALENDAR!!! ITS SIMPLY TOO MUCH F.U.N FOR ONE DAY! YOU WON'T!
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The correction was due. I think this is party planning is a good release for the Dow. It was get all pent up. If this birthday party would have happened without an announcement, it would have sunk the economy.
Please no ANGELOPE Parties unannounced: the whole world could explode or implode (pick your poison). I prefer implode if at the party (so Angelopes could fall all over me)
and exploded if I'm not at the party (so Angelopes could fly into my life)
Turkish stock market falls 10.5% as demonstrations escalate
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comment by asparagus
06.5.13 - 2:46 pm
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Ray I was there. I saw it all go down. Nobody showed up, nobody played music, nobody had flower thrown in their face, nobody went down in tall bike jousting, nobody fell from the moss slime. It didn't happen!
sexy responding to a
comment by rayrayray
06.16.13 - 4:38 pm
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