bear dicks
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KiMS1 at 06.26.09 - 11:37 am
when i was a kid, my neighbor was like, yeah man im hungry, im gonna go make some bear dicks.
a bear dick is when u put a hotdog in the microwave and let it fry until the ends get blown off.
is this what an actual bear dick looks like?
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LMAO!!!!! I think I just shit myself!
mattspeed06.26.09 - 11:38 am
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i will donate a hotdog to this cause
66606.26.09 - 11:39 am
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we need to find a bear and arouse it.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by 666
06.26.09 - 11:40 am
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srsly,
if anyone is home right now and if u have a hot dog in ur fridge that u plan to eat,
stick it in the microwave till the ends blow off.
then take a photo and post.
we need to figure this out.
ill try to find a picture of a bear dick
KiMS106.26.09 - 11:50 am
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i can kinda slightly see the resemblence
KiMS106.26.09 - 11:54 am
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89.5mm? Bears ain't got nothin on me
Destroyer06.26.09 - 12:01 pm
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looks like a weird mushroom
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by Destroyer
06.26.09 - 12:03 pm
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all this talk about bear dicks is making me hungry
Destroyer06.26.09 - 12:05 pm
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YES YES YES FUCKIN HELL YEAH!!!
BEAR DICKS!!!
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by mattspeed
06.26.09 - 12:05 pm
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bear dicks, jalapenos, nacho cheese, and chips.
mmm, makes my butthole water.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by Destroyer
06.26.09 - 12:06 pm
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we should have a bear dick ride and just slap women in the face with hotdogs.
now that will really chase them away.
take that ayla.
i kid i kid
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by mattspeed
06.26.09 - 12:23 pm
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Either way, I'll make out.
I never appreciated making out until recently.
And bear dick looks like shrooms.
And now I want to go a-tripping....
HappyLand responding to a
comment by imachynna
06.26.09 - 12:24 pm
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is that hotdog wearing a bra?
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by ruinedbyidiots
06.26.09 - 12:31 pm
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I cant concentrate on work because I dont want to miss any of this bear dick action
Destroyer responding to a
comment by ruinedbyidiots
06.26.09 - 12:32 pm
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i think if u keep in the microwave for longer than 6 minutes, it becomes like this weird burnt scarecrow bear dick looking thing.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by Destroyer
06.26.09 - 12:36 pm
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THAT HOT DOG DOES NOT EVEN HAVE HANDS HOW CAN HE HOLD A GUN?!
HappyLand responding to a
comment by imachynna
06.26.09 - 12:40 pm
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hmmm corndog bear dicks.
bear dick free of VD ???
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by HappyLand
06.26.09 - 12:45 pm
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Teehee.
Well, I ALWAYS use protection.
HappyLand responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.26.09 - 12:55 pm
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beardick in yer mouf
66606.26.09 - 1:38 pm
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we should have a bear dick ride and just slap women in the face with hotdogs.
this made me LOL hard! Sorry my feminist friends, the visual was classic...
Gizzard06.26.09 - 2:01 pm
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TNS does not condone violence towards women, men, martians, animals, and anything else with a heart beat.
except when bear dicks and farts are involved.
better watch ur back when u see exploded hotdogs
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by Gizzard
06.26.09 - 2:06 pm
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I'm surprised moar womyn don't get mad at Mike for the shit he gets away with.
Go figure.
GodLovesUgly responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.26.09 - 4:51 pm
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I sprained my left shoulder this morning.
tern06.27.09 - 4:26 pm
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hahahaha
what shit do i get away with?
threatening folks with bear dick tosses over the internet???
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by GodLovesUgly
06.28.09 - 1:55 am
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you've offended me beyond belief.
coldcut responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.28.09 - 11:44 am
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oh SHIT
I never new that was called a bear dick, LOL
I fucking love bear dick status hotdogs as a kid hell every now and then i make bear dicks for my kids but i cant teach them that word its bad enough i got them calling everyone jesus, one more thing bad n my woman will beat me, LOL BEAR DICKS for LUNCH 4th of JULY!
madmelo responding to a
comment by KiMS1
07.2.09 - 12:20 am
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a friend once called it a dogamite.
dog + dynamite= dogamite
dogamite with mac and cheese.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by madmelo
07.2.09 - 12:22 am
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how did i miss this thread
aksendz responding to a
comment by palucha66
07.2.09 - 12:36 am
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facebook chat is being stupid.
u should heal up quick.
take some ibuprofen if ur feeling sore.
eat some dogamites if ur hungry.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by aksendz
07.2.09 - 12:38 am
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here are some gourmet bear dicks
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2009/07/10_gourmet_hot_dogs_to_check_o.php
KiMS107.2.09 - 12:43 am
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Mike, I've had it with your silly bullshit. Time for a -
Joe Borfo07.21.09 - 11:57 am
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kims VS borfo
grudge match 2009
it's on.
it's so on that it's off.
i bet you that i can drink more orange juice than you.
fuckin panzy.
83 banana bucks says that ill school ur ass in teh art of orange juice consumption.
bring it.
BRING IT!
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
07.21.09 - 12:14 pm
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from concentrate or fresh squeezed?
snowcone responding to a
comment by KiMS1
07.21.09 - 12:23 pm
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fresh squeezed of course.
i need that extra fiber.
maybe borfo does too.
i have a grudge against him, not some mission to make him irregular.
doih!
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by snowcone
07.21.09 - 12:25 pm
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BEARDICK ATTACK!!
RUN!
I missed this one some how, LOL!!
madmelo responding to a
comment by KiMS1
07.21.09 - 1:10 pm
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Bear dicks are in our grasp guys! It might costs us a few roses to pick up a pack of dog links. Hey I wonder if TV man could nuke and produce bear dicks for TNS tonight. His alter-ego Microwave man might do the trick. ;)
Womyn: if you get your hands on some bear dick, ride up behind the boys and insert bear dick in their hairy butt cracks. Show them what were all about!
MaryZeiser07.21.09 - 1:50 pm
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Mary,
sexual harassment is a no no on TNS.
take ur thoughts of sodomizing riders with hotdogs somewhere else.
shame on you young lady..........
bear dicks are for consumption, not for anal play.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by MaryZeiser
07.21.09 - 2:01 pm
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I always thought of u as a beardick sodomizer, NO Drifting behind me please!
madmelo responding to a
comment by MaryZeiser
07.21.09 - 2:03 pm
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im with u beardicks are for your mouth, LOL!
madmelo responding to a
comment by KiMS1
07.21.09 - 2:04 pm
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[IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j212/megatron0069/bearhump.gif[/IMG]
madmelo responding to a
comment by MaryZeiser
07.21.09 - 2:05 pm
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That was random. And strange.
tivu responding to a
comment by MaryZeiser
07.21.09 - 2:07 pm
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it smells like fresh bear dicks in here
snowcone07.28.09 - 11:11 am
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WHO WANTS A FRESH SALTY BEAR DICK?!@
mattspeed responding to a
comment by snowcone
07.28.09 - 11:13 am
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I cant watch this and not hear Conan's masturbating bear music in my head
Destroyer responding to a
comment by madmelo
09.1.09 - 5:48 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
bear man?
BEAR DICKSSSSSSSS
Be careful.
Protection.
bam
