The Pornography of the Bicycle
Friday, Dec 28, 2007 - 8:30 PM
The Bike Pornification Tour
6321 Hollywood Boulevard
- the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
- material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement
- the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction
pornography of the bicycle:
- the depiction of things both erotic and ridiculous (as in short films) intended to make you laugh uncomfortably, squirm in your seat, and maybe even adjust your pants.
- material (as in even shorter films) that depicts eroticism with, on, and about bicycles so that if we cross our fingers really hard, could possibly, maybe, if you have had a really good dayÖ, cause sexual excitement.
- the depiction of acts with bicycles in a sensational manner so as to cause you to get up in a huff and demand your money back. No, no, no, I mean to cause you to shake you head disapprovingly before jumping up to give a standing ovation.
Friday, December 28th 2007, The Pornography of the Bicycle will be playing for one night only at the Vine Theater in Hollywood. The 90-minute showing will consist of 28 short films on the theme of Bike Porn. They range from the contemplative, to the inventive, to the downright illustrative. Doors will open at 8:30; the show starts promptly at 9:00pm. Included with the movies will be a live dramatic recreation of the World Naked Bike Ride where bike porn curator Rev. Phil Sano was hit by a drunk driver and then arrested. Please be advised of adult content, 18 and over.
The Pornography of the Bicycle has recieved rave reviews selling out shows in Portland Seattle Bellingham and Vancouver BC
Donít miss your opportunity to see what the buzz is about; one night only, then the films move on to Santa Cruz and San Fransisco.
Admission is $10.00, $6 if you ride your bike
The Vine Theater
6321 Hollywood Blvd.
Hollywood, CA 90028
Message Board (click here to discuss bicycles and pornography.)
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