bike porn is coming
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at 11.16.07 - 7:46 pm
a holiday treat for all my kickass bikers down south
more details coming soon...
REV PHIL! Fuck yeah! Its Marcus, your official LA Hairstylist...
Fill us in! FILL US IN! FILL US IN!
11.16.07 - 8:03 pm
Send us your constantly naked bike women.
11.17.07 - 4:10 am
I'm moving north!
Ceeya suckazz later!!!
11.17.07 - 11:06 am
Some of us saw a trailer for Bike Porn before screening of Rad up in PDX. I've had to take a lot of cold showers since then.
11.17.07 - 2:17 pm
details have not been finalized, but it is likely that we will have it @ the Vine on Friday, December 28th
how many ridazzz gonna blow it up? could it be that we need 2 screenings that night? cause you know it is one night only.
more info soon!
11.24.07 - 12:45 pm
Rev Phil got wasted at the Oven last year and broke my vacuum machine.
11.24.07 - 9:36 pm
Pornography is objectionable. For shame, Hester Pryne.
11.24.07 - 10:58 pm
I just feel bad for that vacuum cleaner
11.24.07 - 11:06 pm
Sheeet. I'll be in NY for this screening. Damn.
11.25.07 - 3:43 pm
Oh I'm sure there will be something cool happening in NY!
Let me check............
See! There is something cool happening in NY!!
11.25.07 - 4:26 pm
Is that the same night as critical mass? If so, we should take the mass there.
Rev, I have new SFVISBF movies!
11.25.07 - 8:26 pm
Kickem down Rev!!!
I got my popcorn!!!!!
11.25.07 - 8:30 pm
You guys come on down here!!
11.25.07 - 8:30 pm
Naked soapbox racing...
oh shit was that out loud?
11.25.07 - 9:08 pm
I so wanted to be there.
11.26.07 - 7:24 am
nevermind, CR is on the 30th.
11.26.07 - 8:21 pm
the Rev. has spoken!
11.26.07 - 8:35 pm
Not bad, Rev, but I'd like to see the next shot in the series...the one without the seat. Looking forward to having you down here.
11.26.07 - 8:41 pm
"BIKEPORN"? I am learning new things everyday from this site! ... (excuse me,my bike is waiting for me in the kitchen!)
11.26.07 - 9:40 pm
Is this happening or not? Anyone?
11.28.07 - 9:18 am
According to Brassknuckle, who spoke to Rev Phil recently, this is going to happen.
11.28.07 - 10:13 am
DEC 28 is a Friday.
We always have rides on Friday at 10, although I don't see one posted yet...
I'd say one 8-9:30 screening is enough.
Maybe another for 6-7:30 ?
I wouldn't do a 10pm screening.
We may be pervs but not pervy enough to skip a ride.
Upon further reflection... I'm convinced...ONE SCREENING ONLY !!!
Then the theater will be packed, all the seats sold out and Jeff can sit on my lap. Hmmmmm.....
11.28.07 - 11:41 am
That's not fair!!!
If you get a fluffa, I get a fluffa too!!!
11.28.07 - 1:35 pm
remember, the security at the vine sucks, they don't like alchohol... so remember, bring only things that don't look like alchohol... like joose
11.28.07 - 2:00 pm
yup December 28th is the last friday of the month. The mass will be rolling and I will be breaking vaccums
11.29.07 - 2:27 am
Is anyone interested in volunteering to help us out on the night of December 28 for bike porn?
If so, please email me asap and i can tell you what we are looking for. My email addy is in my profile.
12.10.07 - 3:07 pm
I'm coming up for it. What do you need?
12.10.07 - 3:09 pm
thanks for helping out yalls!
did ya see we will have a display from merry saddles?
mucho exciting http://www.merrysaddles.com/index.html
drew from sandiego? oh my. that could be the farthest anyone has traveled for bike porn
12.11.07 - 5:08 pm
Rev, I have new soapbox movies. And as always, you have my help if you need it. Tommies again?
12.11.07 - 6:51 pm
I hate being out of town on the 28th.
This looks awesome
12.12.07 - 3:51 pm
It's not to be missed. Here is the trailer. Be warned, there is nudity. Only watch it if you are over 18 or are watching it with your parents.
Click Here To Play
12.13.07 - 2:33 pm
I thought it was totally grodie to the max!
My mom doesn't know what all the fuss is about.
My pops said he's got tixz already!
And I'll kick anyone's ass that talks about my momma, so don't even go there!
12.13.07 - 2:54 pm
I didn't catch the lyrics.
C'est l'amour troi ???
12.13.07 - 2:55 pm
i hope there are going to be some hot chicks in the movie too...
12.14.07 - 12:29 pm
all kinds of nudity. hot and not so hot. and not so not so hot. and extremely hot.
12.14.07 - 12:45 pm
12.14.07 - 2:19 pm
for those in SF we got the Roxie on Jan 3rd I believe
im pumped to share this load of filth with yalls, don't forget
"WE INTEND TO OFFEND"
if no one walks out on me I didn't do my job.
12.19.07 - 6:22 pm
Yeah no doubt, I'm showing up to hang with the Rev, but I don't' want no girl rubbing her choochie on my bicycle.
12.21.07 - 9:16 pm
Venice Critical mass is also the last Friday of the month...is this ride going to merge with that one??
12.24.07 - 2:53 am
Brass or anyone,
There is a big mention about the film on the LACM ride listing but it isn't totally clear if we are all going to be riding there in time for us to get tickets and see the whole movie. I don't just want to ride by or be late for this. Anyone here doing both events/rides?
12.24.07 - 5:22 pm
no idea. doors are at 8:30. I'm assuming you should make it to the screening on time.
12.24.07 - 6:39 pm
I need some volunteers. Anyone interested, shoot me an email and i'll give you details this afternoon.
12.26.07 - 10:05 am
yeah, if they're little brown ones.
you gotta drop them off at the pool first
12.26.07 - 11:02 am
@Stevo - it would be great to um.. rally the smut ride CM to get to the theatre in time to buy tix and get inside :)
12.26.07 - 12:24 pm
i'll see if tix are onsale early, but the theatre holds 600 so you should be fine.
12.26.07 - 12:40 pm
damn it ..i dont' have a bike to ride.....
12.26.07 - 12:55 pm
remember the theater rules:
1. no masterbating in the theater
2. refer to rule #1!
12.26.07 - 4:47 pm
missing brian masturbate in the theatre shouldn't bum you out. you should be happy about that
12.26.07 - 4:54 pm
The trick is fo CM to leave at 6:30 or 7:00 instead of floundering around like they do like we're posing for a Jcrew catalog or some shit.
How about that?
12.26.07 - 7:19 pm
Hey anyone riding from downtown? I might come up on the train. My friend is coming up from LBC. And another will likely be at work downtown. So I figured I'd see if we could whip something up going up to the theatre.
Also, what about after the show? Ride? Pub crawl? Sex shop tour? Thoughts?
12.26.07 - 7:48 pm
You want to meet up downtown LA then take the Red Line from downtown to the LACM? I plan on going to Cm then to the movie. The movie is said to start at 9pm. Doing something after the movie works for me too. We might play that by ear.
Could also ride to the start from downtown.
12.26.07 - 9:12 pm
There is an after ride and after party to the Bike Oven
12.26.07 - 9:37 pm
I was thinking the same thing. None of these fuckers better pull a Pee Wee Herman.
12.26.07 - 10:14 pm
bikes in a sandbox.
12.26.07 - 10:25 pm
Tommorow night. Don't forget.
touch me here to see some bike porn
12.27.07 - 3:35 pm
Can I watch?
12.27.07 - 3:52 pm
It's almost time. We have some great contests with prizes donated by
, as well as a raffle with t-shirts donated by
, a women's jersey donated by
, and something from redridinghood. All proceeds from the raffle will go to the
. There will also be a live dramatic recreation by some of our local cyclists, of the World Naked Bike Ride where bike porn curator Rev. Phil Sano was hit by a drunk driver and then arrested. It's gonna be a great night.
12.28.07 - 1:12 pm
Also there will be wonderful artwork in the lobby from
. If you like any of the artwork, it is for sale, so find one of us and we'll fill you in on how to go about purchasing it.
12.28.07 - 1:15 pm
Doors open at 8:30pm
Show starts promptly at 9:00
Admission is $6 if you ride a bike and $10 if you don't.
LA Critical Mass will be heading to bike porn, and there is also a ride heading from the Bikerowave (1816a berkley). Both are listed in the rides on the left.
12.28.07 - 2:41 pm
Anybody riding over from Hel-Mel? I'm thinking of grabbing a bite or a Scoop first.
Hey Dan, is there going to be valet parking?
12.28.07 - 4:15 pm
I'll be coming from the valley side and meeting folks at the LACM starting point...
12.28.07 - 4:29 pm
Thank you Rev. Phil and thank you Babeland!!!!!!!
12.29.07 - 3:14 am
Wonder when the next showing will be.
As usual, I'm reeling from not being there to see this spectacle.
* sigh *
12.29.07 - 4:25 am
Or do you mean, Franz' nuts were clearly (seen)?
12.29.07 - 7:18 am
Enter le Bebe Franz! What a cute little fella.
DOUBLE TROUBLE PENIS BUBBLE!
12.29.07 - 8:11 am
Notice Franz all blushing after the swing ova the invisy bike..HA ha then he just let it all loose...He was like ha ha im naked infront of all my friends....Franz you're the best...
12.29.07 - 9:13 am
12.29.07 - 9:18 am
oh my GAWD!!!!! SO MUCH FUN!!!! SO MUCH SEXY FUN!!!!!
I super <3 BIKE PORN!!!
Rev Phil, Shawn, BrassKnuckles, CICLE, Bike Oven, Babeland and everyone who helped out wih this - THANKS SO MUCH!!!!!
Babeland - THANKS for the new toys!!!!! yum.
12.29.07 - 11:59 am
I love bike porn.
nekkid franz, not so much.
I used to feel special when I was one of the elite core who had the privilege of seeing Franz nekkid.
now I just feel cheap and slutty because EVERONE has seen his nekkidness.
12.29.07 - 4:36 pm
Yeah, I could have gone through life not seeing that tubby bitch all nekkid and shit, for sure.
Bike porn was very fun. The sex stuff was so wrong it wasn't even sexual, just a laugh riot.
rev phill hit me up if you're still in town.
atomic cycles 818 609-0113
12.29.07 - 6:24 pm
Bike porn up in Portland... never seen a condom used this way. Was this guy at the Clown Ride?
01.6.08 - 12:39 am