"Why are you doing this?"
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mr rollers at 11.8.06 - 10:25 pm
How many times have you been on a ride and had people in cars yelling this at you?
So me & mrs rollers were out for a ride earlier this evening and it occurred to me: what if ridazz on bicycles started yelling at cars (the ones stuck in stupid traffic), "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???"
Or not, it was just a thought . . .
When life gets you down, think of that speed bike guy riding down the volcano; man he was fuckd from the get-go . .
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I love the look on peoples faces as they ask the infamous question. "Why are you doing this?" Than, you'll hear all the different answers as the ride goes by.. I think we should make them feel like the zoo exhibit, and reverse the question.. After all, they're the ones in the cage, not us..
panic11.9.06 - 7:39 am
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the other one I like is "what are you guys doing?"
we're RIDING dammit !
adrian11.9.06 - 9:28 am
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or because Gandhi said, "Be the change you wish to see in the world"
420LaHaRR11.9.06 - 10:21 am
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oh hells no. don't invite or even encourage JESUS FREEKS! that's worse than the cops!
Mr.PotatoHed11.9.06 - 1:28 pm
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Mr.PotatoHed
11.9.06 - 4:28 pm
"oh hells no. don't invite or even encourage JESUS FREEKS! that's worse than the cops!"
I hope you realize the irony of that statement.
In keeping on-topic with the thread, I also enjoy the variety of answers. I normally answer with "Because it's fun!"
Jeronimo11.9.06 - 3:05 pm
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Because in Northern California, smoking cigarettes while riding is considered faux pas...
QuatroAss11.9.06 - 3:33 pm
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For the sake of not dying a fatass...
panic11.9.06 - 3:36 pm
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I love this opportunity. The responses are endless, here are some of ones I have used......
(i say) Nothing.......And just stare,
for the kids (that's a mandigo original),
for you,
to get the girl!,
to get there,
shhhhhh I'm running from the cops,
why wouldn't I?,
(my favorite, from L@BB) roll your window up and shut the fuck up,
what do you mean?,
it's a ride to cure smog and gridlock,
I don't know, everybody else is,,
for love,
it's a pledge for a franternity (only works when riding with girls),
(while pointing to a nearby rider...say) he/she dared me!,
I'm homeless (after the statement,, I stare sadly at the driver),
my brother has parkinsons's,
to end the war
sexy11.9.06 - 5:02 pm
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my favorite is
"what are you guys doing?!"
"we're riding
bikes!"
monovsstereo11.9.06 - 5:22 pm
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Thanks all . . . great answers! Sometimes we like to combine the two most popular questions into "WHY ARE YOU GOING?"
mr rollers11.9.06 - 8:06 pm
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They couldn't believe somebody would
do all that ridng for no reason.
- Why are you doing this?
- I just felt like riding.
Ride Forrest, ride!
liquidpremium11.10.06 - 10:40 am
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Roadblock meant:
Ride for Thigh
adrian11.10.06 - 12:50 pm
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"WHY ARE YOU GOING?" Funny as hell.
Some of my favorite replies:
We're going to hell
We're riding to victory
Because Freddie Mercury told me to
It's for nothing and we're going nowhere
DuckLionDog11.11.06 - 4:52 pm
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Then you answer like Odyseus to the cyclops, "Nobody!" Or, "WE'RE THE MIDNIGHT FUCKING RIDAZZ MOTHAFUCKAAA!!!!"
DuckLionDog11.11.06 - 8:19 pm
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last night I heard 2 different people ask "what are you guys celebrating?!"
monovsstereo11.11.06 - 8:19 pm
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The other common question is "Where are you going?"
I always say "THAT WAY!!"
"Your mama's!" is a classic.
the reverend dak11.12.06 - 12:40 pm
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