C.R.A.N.K. MOB DECOMPRESSION DAY!!!
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richtotheie at 10.4.09 - 7:39 pm
Lets all get together for one last 'hang out' on October 17th...
MEET at
C.R.A.N.K. MOB PARK
at 1pm. We leave around 3pm.
Lets play football, soccer, frisbee, watergun fights, jumprope, SLIP' N' SLIDE, and every other fun thing you can possibly think of.. More playing, less riding, C.R.A.N.K. MOB Decompression Day.
We head to another park to party it up and then to the beach to catch the sunset. Bring your bathing suit if you'd like and DON'T FORGET A BIKE LOCK!!!
This is also your last chance to get spoke cards from the previous rides.
THERE WILL NOT BE A CARD FOR THE DECOMPRESSION DAY!
When i say CRANK, you say...?
Click HERE for the RIDE Posting on:
MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ
FACEBOOK
Don't forget to join the
CRANK MOB Facebook Group
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Can we haz ginormous slip n slide?
Yez we can.
richtotheie10.6.09 - 5:10 pm
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First costumes. Surround sound. Dancing. Trading bikes. Jumping from Mustache Bridge. Billboard slip-n-slide. Oil wrestling. Mini Pier dance party. Hot tub bed. Drying clothes in a BBQ.
alec10.18.09 - 12:38 pm
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all i remember right now is waking up under all of tarsis' blankets not being able to breathe and somehow driving home. i don't know how i'm alive right now.
tinycities10.18.09 - 2:09 pm
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I saw you guys, yet Tarsis was the only one who said hi.. I hate all of youse.
theladiesman10.18.09 - 4:41 pm
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tarsis is the poster child for crank mob
imachynna10.18.09 - 4:51 pm
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WOW!!!!!!!made me miss my sunday ride!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
louisiana10.18.09 - 4:52 pm
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i'd trade a century for that any day, looks like yall had fun.
C.R.A.N.K.MAS TRE-DEEZY should be an all day ride
-pussy pirate
sklank10.18.09 - 5:39 pm
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I am glad and thank SMPD for responding at the park you morons were at in making you shut the hell up. You ban of drunken children that like to cause problems and make real cyclist like me get a bad reputation you are all a disease in and amongst the cycling community.
realcyclist10.18.09 - 8:38 pm
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^You do realize you made a noise complaint at 6:30pm on a saturday night, right? i think you need to think internally about what this says about you.
tinycities10.18.09 - 8:42 pm
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I did not make the complaint you sorry ass little shitbag someone else did I saw the dumb ass picture on facebook and then called the cop a fun killer I applaud SMPD for hassling you morons. Making noise in places you have no right making noise at any hour disrupting the peace with your stupid ass music trailers. Just be a bunch of underage drunken morons.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by tinycities
10.18.09 - 8:46 pm
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you sound like a fun guy. want to hang out?
buckchin responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 8:50 pm
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Sure if you obey traffic laws and noise levels and are not a drunken little kid.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by buckchin
10.18.09 - 8:54 pm
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i just came home to my roommate frying something. the smell gave me flashbacks.
slowrighthand10.18.09 - 9:04 pm
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what was the dB sound pressure level?
buckchin responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 9:07 pm
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Two fucking loud for that time at night in Santa Monica especially somewhere that is not a park and is a place where people live and need to sleep to be at work the next day. So why the hell are you people there making noise and making it hard for the residents to actually get some sleep to be ready for there jobs the next day.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by buckchin
10.18.09 - 9:13 pm
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I am striving to become a real cyclist. Does anybody know where I can acquire some authenticity on the cheap?
nathansnider10.18.09 - 9:14 pm
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I got $5 on realcyclist being BirdMan. We miss you too...
alec10.18.09 - 9:17 pm
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Squid in your ass, realcyclist. Squid in you ass.
Tarmonster.10.18.09 - 9:17 pm
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Get it together.
Kisses
-Yous truly.
P.S. Nice grammar.
Tarmonster.10.18.09 - 9:18 pm
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you have to ride a cervelo in a full kit only on the weekends.
when you're not driving your prius, of course,
coldcut responding to a
comment by nathansnider
10.18.09 - 9:21 pm
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i was just talking about birdman the other day. what happened to him? he always had cool different old school bikes while collecting cans and making bird noises. now that's an old school ridda. you remember him realcyclist?
buckchin responding to a
comment by alec
10.18.09 - 9:23 pm
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Crap. I rode my Cervelo in a full kit on a Tuesday this one time. Am I screwed now?
Also, does becoming "real" require that you trade in your grammatical abilities? I got an 800 on the Verbal section of the GRE, which is the most important thing I've ever done in my multiple choice existence. I'm not sure I'd be willing to give that up.
nathansnider responding to a
comment by coldcut
10.18.09 - 9:25 pm
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===========CRANK MOB DECOMPRESSION============
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First costumes. Surround sound. Dancing. Trading bikes. Jumping from Mustache Bridge. Billboard slip-n-slide. Oil wrestling. Mini Pier dance party. Hot tub bed. Drying clothes in a BBQ. Enough fun for a lifetime.
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alec10.18.09 - 9:28 pm
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what time did this ruckus occur? and what part of the city?
buckchin responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 9:33 pm
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Bird man is dead. You are all a disease and need to be shot down one at a time. I hope that everyone of you that were close friends of mine keep in touch, as for the rest of you shitbags go to hell come near my neighborhood and I will tell the cops to fire at will. I will make sure to tape it and watch it over and over again.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by alec
10.18.09 - 9:35 pm
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In freaking Santa Monica you moron. For the record get a god damn bike license to ride in this city and stop bitching about it. Also I ride my bike more than all you idiots you call yourselfs realy cyclist. Or a cycling community this you all are not. You are all a bunch of underaged kids that cant get drunk in a bar so you do it on bikes. Running red lights and making noise and disturbing the peace for pedestrians and cyclists and cars. You are all a disease amongst the cycling community. I think the need to come up with a vaccine for this disease already called a 50 caliber bullet to all you shitbags heads.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by buckchin
10.18.09 - 9:38 pm
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rip birdman. i heard he was a millionaire.
buckchin responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 9:38 pm
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he has enough money from items he does. Still I think even he would pay to put bullets in all you fools.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by buckchin
10.18.09 - 9:42 pm
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so how about them dodgers? they fucking sucked ass today!
coldcut10.18.09 - 9:44 pm
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Reelcycless
Why get all worked up about a little fun. You should be mad at the people in the cars. Come on now.
Foldie responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 9:50 pm
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i jumped on the internet to read about the Dodgers getting there ass beat....
and then I looked on here... and, oh, hey Buckchin// how you feeling? How are the meds treating you?
realcyclist, is not real... its a hoax, like balloon boy.
watch... the person is really hiding in the extra bedroom in their parent's house. This is just the spare time for him, in between energizing before jacking off too more porn...
He's gonna bust shots soon... and then he'll relax
md2 responding to a
comment by buckchin
10.18.09 - 9:51 pm
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i raised a grand and rode my bike 180 miles to SB and back for homeless tweakers and i do party rides under the influence of copious amounts of drugs...
hypocrisy is god and you are a tool
sklank responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 9:52 pm
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I would have to say that I have been respectful to all the cars they are the same way back. Unless you have spoke cards they seem to hate you for some reason hmmmm.. Makes me wonder.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by Foldie
10.18.09 - 9:54 pm
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doing ok. meds and whiskey. both doctor prescribed. you remember birdman? yep dodgers sucked ass tonight.
buckchin responding to a
comment by md2
10.18.09 - 9:56 pm
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Well good for you raising money I applaud you for that. Does not mean that riding in the middle of the night and disturbing the peace is something that you can do. I may or may not be a tool does not matter you are still a shitbag fixed gear rider.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by sklank
10.18.09 - 9:57 pm
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we pay taxes so we own the streets when we CHOOSE to
you are a tool because you are "real"
we are free because we are imaginary
sklank responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:01 pm
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excuse me, are you calling everyone who rides a fixed gear bicycle a shitbag??
theshues responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:02 pm
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if anyone has pics, can you PLEASE put them up?
funnest ride ever.
brodudeman10.18.09 - 10:02 pm
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Naw shues you are cool man you know I got nothing but love for you. You are one of the few that I enjoy riding with keep on trucking man.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by theshues
10.18.09 - 10:03 pm
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i've actually faxed a cat before. true story.
realcyclist is a real person too.
coldcut responding to a
comment by theshues
10.18.09 - 10:04 pm
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The Law states you can only take the lane to avoid road hazards. Not what you idiots do on the road you cant take the lane for a ridiculously long time which is what you people emphasize on doing.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by sklank
10.18.09 - 10:04 pm
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You need to change your name dude.
Foldie responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:07 pm
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hey i need some /mr/blackup can i haz help!?!?!?
www.50mmlosangeles.com
cmon theres where the hate goes!
theshues10.18.09 - 10:13 pm
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You need to change your riding style to being respectful of the Law. I am not a Angry cyclist except for when I see you idiots on the road doing stupid shit like aggitating cars and cops you people are a disease I hope they make a vaccine already
realcyclist responding to a
comment by Foldie
10.18.09 - 10:13 pm
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fuck your laws, this is los angeles and the cars get away with murder out here.
go get doored in a bike lane
sklank responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:14 pm
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"The Law states you can only take the lane to avoid road hazards". No, it doesn't dumbass:
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21202. (a) Any person operating a bicycle upon a roadway at a speed
less than the normal speed of traffic moving in the same direction
at that time shall ride as close as practicable to the right-hand
curb or edge of the roadway except under any of the following
situations:
(1) When overtaking and passing another bicycle or vehicle
proceeding in the same direction.
(2) When preparing for a left turn at an intersection or into a
private road or driveway.
(3) When reasonably necessary to avoid conditions (including, but
not limited to, fixed or moving objects, vehicles, bicycles,
pedestrians, animals, surface hazards, or substandard width lanes)
that make it unsafe to continue along the right-hand curb or edge,
subject to the provisions of Section 21656. For purposes of this
section, a "substandard width lane" is a lane that is too narrow for
a bicycle and a vehicle to travel safely side by side within the
lane.
(4) When approaching a place where a right turn is authorized.
(b) Any person operating a bicycle upon a roadway of a highway,
which highway carries traffic in one direction only and has two or
more marked traffic lanes, may ride as near the left-hand curb or
edge of that roadway as practicable.
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Do you see how many more exceptions there are? Dumbass.
toweliesbong10.18.09 - 10:15 pm
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realcyclist, you are a true moron who is nothing but counterproductive to encouraging safe cycling in California. Stick to mtn bikes you dumbass.
toweliesbong responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:16 pm
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I know there are exceptions you dumb mother fucker but where the hell does it state that you can take the road way and disrupt traffic, with stupid fucking trailers drunken morons (like yourself). Where the hell does it state in that that you can just decide to do you party ride in the middle of the lane. You show me where it says that and I will care to leave this alone.
Shitbag
realcyclist responding to a
comment by toweliesbong
10.18.09 - 10:18 pm
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I ain't a drunk you moron, but I know how to ride safely. Go ahead and cower in the gutter you dumbass, that's where you belong.
toweliesbong responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:20 pm
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I follow laws therefore cops are nice to me never had a bad experience with a SMPD officer or a LAPD officer until I met you mother fuckers (my friends excluded from the mother fucker statement). I never have been doored nor do I expect to because I ride and show the cars respect as they show it back to me.
I actually think that you people should try showing cars respect they will do the same, so SKLANK give that a shot and see how far it goes.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by sklank
10.18.09 - 10:21 pm
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Is this guy Jared Leto flaming for all the negative threads?
*disclaimer: Last time I will type the name Leto I promise.
Foldie responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:21 pm
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for the record: vaccines are the disease
sklank10.18.09 - 10:22 pm
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I have never and will never cower in a corner just dont get why you people do the stupid shit you do like pissing off cars and cops. Also why you call yourselves a cycling community as this you are not, you are a band of drunken morons that do stupid things and smoke large ass amounts of weed. Go and get a real job
realcyclist responding to a
comment by toweliesbong
10.18.09 - 10:23 pm
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DO NOT FEED THE MOTHERFUCKING TROLL.
coldcut10.18.09 - 10:24 pm
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This is true so maybe I should starting drawing blood from MR and hire someone to create a vaccine for me for you little stupid asses. Actually your picture brings up a better idea like getting rid of MR the same way they did the JEWS concentration camps.
realcyclist responding to a
comment by sklank
10.18.09 - 10:25 pm
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whoa there cyclebitch, you suck your daddy's dick with that mouth?
sklank responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:32 pm
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i would but the key to his chastity belt is hidden so deeply in your ass it's not worth my trouble to go elbow deep into anything that doesn't bleed after i manage to pop the thumb in
do some kiegels then we'll talk
sklank responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.18.09 - 10:51 pm
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I was kind of enjoying reading about how much fun everybody had on this ride. Could you all talk about that a little more? If it's not too much effort, I mean.
nathansnider10.18.09 - 11:46 pm
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CMob decompression was great! Hey guys, who remembers how sweet it was to see that nobody broke their legs diving into the river! Those who dove, youve got brass man, brass. And you too tarsis : D
What about mouse riding down the greasy tarp on his bike?
And who remembers seeing how lame realcyclist was?
angrytoaster3010.19.09 - 1:32 am
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I was mad shitting balls. I was the first one to dive and had no clue what was going to happen. Best C-mob EVA!
Bears; bad news.
I lost my alec made robotz cycling cap. :[ DO want!
Tarmonster.10.19.09 - 9:58 am
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do you goto work at 2 AM?
_iJunes responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.19.09 - 10:06 am
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it was a sweet way to go. goodnight, C.R.A.N.K. MOB.
Richtotheie and Caesar and Jonnyboy attached all their sound systems via wire - we had SURROUND SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a super chill awesome lazy day <3
bondink10.19.09 - 10:12 am
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you guys, realcyclist is just a troll. just ignore him.
icymice10.19.09 - 1:30 pm
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Shit .. was sick ... makes me want to roll to way more westside rides ...
OsnapsonJC10.19.09 - 2:02 pm
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Well, as long as they're a roadie that keeps the speed-contest under control, then cool.
Now if they're like the ones up here who show up to the few, organized group rides we have up here and turn them into a race, then they need to their sausage-fest elsewhere.
Funny thing is the fact that most of them are educators in the local schools, makes me wonder about their overall, true nature.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by _iJunes
10.19.09 - 2:57 pm
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I bet a lot of people aren't paying attention to the thread anymore because of all the crap. You should start a new one for your video. Plus there aren't enough CRANK Mob threads. lol.
alec responding to a
comment by goosegoose
10.20.09 - 6:10 pm
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Drew!!! We met on the ride! Hope to see you again!
TheJen responding to a
comment by sklank
10.20.09 - 6:20 pm
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Really? This statement is as ignorant as "realcyclist" ranting. Whose to say what the definition of fun is for someone else...Sometimes people want to go fast, sometimes people want to go slow...some are sober some are not...so what. Ride your bike, be nice, be safe. There are assholes on every kind of two wheeled bike.
TheJen responding to a
comment by bentstrider
10.20.09 - 6:31 pm
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realcyclist,
i want to fuck you up you rotten piece of shit.
do your fucking homework before you open your mouth.
the cycling community is diverse. the same people that party with c.r.a.n.k. mob go to department of transportation meetings and feed homeless people. you fucking ho humming fun hater just can't stand seeing people having more fun than you.
think you are some big shot, "i ride my bike more than all you idiots," go fuck yourself. go fuck yourself. i road 5,000 miles just this summer you piece of shit. plenty of people on this board hit those kinds of miles every season.
you talk a lot of shit because you can hide behind your anonymity, it takes a much bigger person to address issues head on.
when was the last neighborhood council meeting you were at? when was the last time your neighbors took over an empty plot of land and grew vegetables in it?
fuck you,
from mikey wally, and you know where you can find me because i'm not an anonymous piece of shit like you. when is the next time you are riding, i would love to join you and smoke your ass and then fuck you up. you can find me riding every single fucking god damn damn because i don't want to own a car, don't believe in it, can't afford it. east side to the ocean, valley to the oc, or across america, fuck you.
mikeywally responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.20.09 - 7:20 pm
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biking/ fighting duathlon.
no.
biking/ fighting tag team duathlon- La Grange VS MR.
alec responding to a
comment by mikeywally
10.20.09 - 7:55 pm
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That slip n slide is awesome!
TheJen responding to a
comment by goosegoose
10.20.09 - 8:27 pm
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holy hell that looks sooooo legit
definitely wish i would have raised a grand for C.R.A.N.K. awareness
but i guess meth addiction is close enough lulz
sklank10.20.09 - 11:04 pm
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oh yeah! for sure, i'll see you on the road
critical people's
sklank responding to a
comment by TheJen
10.20.09 - 11:06 pm
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Love the video. SO much awesomeness.
Ha. I dance funny.
Tarmonster.10.20.09 - 11:45 pm
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Weak...
-100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
jeffwr3 responding to a
comment by realcyclist
10.21.09 - 1:11 am
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@rbi and thejen
You two seem to be the only ones that ever have anything to say when it comes to my postings about these types of people, or any other "disillusionment" I might have.
I'm only stating how I feel on the subject of over-bearing roadies and then you two always tell me to keep it to myself.
There might be okay roadies down there that could care less about others on two wheels, but unfortunately, I live in an area where the weekend warriors are mostly school teachers that feel the need to enforce their classroom rhetoric on anyone else they happen to see riding.
bentstrider10.21.09 - 1:17 am
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Dam I didnt know you filmed that much .. Sick ..
OsnapsonJC responding to a
comment by goosegoose
10.21.09 - 8:38 am
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