how to be like roadblock
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tinycities at 03.19.09 - 9:57 am
eat a lot of hummus.
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lol, hummus on EVERYTHING.
danya03.19.09 - 9:59 am
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I'm armenin.
It's all I eat.
So I'm one step closer.
rayrayray03.19.09 - 10:02 am
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cause pain and suffering by way of FART
steph03.19.09 - 10:11 am
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Oh, hell yeah, hummus is the best food invention by man ever.
toweliesbong03.19.09 - 10:35 am
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best humus i've tasted was in a Bedouin tent in Israeli desert.
aksendz03.19.09 - 10:38 am
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Oh, hell yeah, hummus is the best food invention by man ever.
toweliesbong
03.19.09 - 1:35 pm
no way, jose. That would be peanut butter.
la duderina03.19.09 - 10:44 am
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hmmmmm, close, but I eat hummus on way more things than I eat peanut butter on!!!
toweliesbong03.19.09 - 10:46 am
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best humus i've tasted was in a Bedouin tent in Israeli desert.
aksendz
03.19.09 - 1:38 pm
They had the best pita too. And the best tea.
danya03.19.09 - 10:47 am
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lol... I still haven't gone on Birthright. I might next summer or something though.
danya03.19.09 - 10:51 am
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They have some bomb hummus at the Wil/Ver farmers market. very flavorful.
la duderina03.19.09 - 10:53 am
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birthright was pretty awesome. and since we were talking about hummus I didn't think it was appropreiate to mention other foodz.
but if I must.
dude so was the chiken!, you just pick at it.
breakfast sucked though. And I have this theory...people that have too much hummus resort to nuttella to spice it up a little.
aksendz03.19.09 - 10:55 am
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How to be like RB?
Man, you'd probably have to wake up before you went to sleep, only to kick out the six women you slept with simultaneously without even saying why. Ride to your mom's house to cook her breakfast, do the gardening and build her a new house because she's "tired of her current one."
Ride every single wolfpack, and bitch slap an aggro driver. THEN, just maybe, you might be able to be like RB.
BICYKILLER03.19.09 - 10:58 am
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@aksendz-
Hey, what can I say, I'm totally reliably ADD.
@BICYKILLER-
YES. Roadblock is not the new Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris was a bad imitation of Roadblock. Then Roadblock bitch slapped him so hard, he flew back a couple of decades.
danya03.19.09 - 12:55 pm
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does he give bear hugs to actual bears?
sancho103.19.09 - 1:00 pm
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Yes. And to elephants. But he has to be careful, or he'll crack ribs.
danya03.19.09 - 1:01 pm
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while reading chapters from charles dickens
Candy Cane03.19.09 - 1:09 pm
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just wondering, is there a way to make weed hummus?
larsenf03.19.09 - 1:32 pm
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shit. weed-butter or weed-oliveoil would work nicely i would
assume
Candy Cane03.19.09 - 2:07 pm
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But hummus doesn't have enough oil in it to be effective... it only uses a tablespoon or two, the main ingredient is the chickpeas. Using butter requires butter heavy recipes like cookies and brownies. Right?
danya03.19.09 - 2:12 pm
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Be tall, like me
Gav03.19.09 - 2:45 pm
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My biological dad is the same height as our man here.
But, noooooo!!!
I had to get the short end of the stick as usual.
bentstrider03.19.09 - 3:45 pm
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hummus is some nasty foul stuff.
never mind that this is coming from someone who sucks the brains out of crawfish.
ruinedbyidiots03.19.09 - 3:54 pm
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So hummus is where RB gathers all his super powers from? I'm on it and im going to go eat a bowl right away......
Debut21303.19.09 - 3:56 pm
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as long as you don't catch them in the la river it ain't that bad.
i love hummus.
coldcut03.19.09 - 3:57 pm
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i only get them from louisiana. i havent been back home to the south in six or seven years. but when i do. i fucking feast.
ruinedbyidiots03.19.09 - 4:06 pm
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hummmus is good for the soul. hummus recipe was passed on to me by a gorgeous, beautiful soul.............
Roadblock03.19.09 - 4:06 pm
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i like hummus, but i really like baba gannoj.
is this also Roadblock approved?
sciencefriction03.19.09 - 4:09 pm
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RBI, I'm from N.O. My family has a crawfish boil here in LA every summer. tasty tasty tasty - no utensils, no holding back.
Aqueous Atom03.19.09 - 4:15 pm
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Is hummus like some sort of vegetable or something?
bentstrider03.19.09 - 4:19 pm
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AA, can my parents and i raid your boil? if you fry catfish i will marry you.
ruinedbyidiots03.19.09 - 4:21 pm
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Hummus is the middle eastern version of frijoles. Mashed up garbanzo beans into a paste. Not bad will a little garlic, olive oil, and pita bread.
Zankou Chicken ride in Glendale, anyone?
Joe Borfo03.19.09 - 4:38 pm
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ya dude. if you're seriously down, ill let you know the next time we boil it up.
Aqueous Atom03.19.09 - 4:42 pm
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i like me sum hummus, yet i am still scrawny & under six ft tall wat am i doin rong
PC03.19.09 - 4:45 pm
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zancou garlic spread. zancou garlic spread. zancou garlic spread ! ! ! !
meow03.19.09 - 4:56 pm
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wats the name of that garlic spread again
PC03.19.09 - 4:58 pm
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Howl like a wolf about to get jumped by a bear!!!!
bentstrider03.19.09 - 5:48 pm
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Did I mention "growing a fine set of chops"????
bentstrider03.19.09 - 5:49 pm
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my love for zankou lessened when i stopped eating meat... and their falafel just doesn't do it for me. Those weird pickled pink things (are they turnips or what?) fucking rule though. And I love me some tabouleh.
canadienne03.19.09 - 6:24 pm
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turnips.
best falafel anywhere is the Firehouse on Victory in Tarzana. awesome spanakopita, too.
toweliesbong03.19.09 - 6:26 pm
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thanks for the tip. I will check it out!
canadienne03.19.09 - 6:27 pm
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How tall is RoadBlock anyway?
Gav03.19.09 - 7:04 pm
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dunno, 6'6" or so
anyway, I've been wanting to make a tall bike with the pedals on the bottom BB shell, to be ridden with stilts, for quite some time now.
FuzzBeast03.19.09 - 7:06 pm
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I wonder what Roadblock's shit smells like.
imachynna03.19.09 - 7:26 pm
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Candy Cane03.19.09 - 7:48 pm
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I have a blood! I have a fucking blood!
imachynna03.19.09 - 8:15 pm
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What's a "blood"?
Y'all just adopt some Bloodhound puppies for breeding purposes?
Delving into uncharted territory that even I can't fathom?
bentstrider03.19.09 - 9:54 pm
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"How tall is RoadBlock anyway?"
Tall enough to make me feel short.
mr rollers03.19.09 - 10:06 pm
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I'll be Roadblock in a year or so.
or atleast Roadblock Jr.
rayrayray03.19.09 - 10:13 pm
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Stop being Jealous.
I used to look up to you.
rayrayray03.19.09 - 10:17 pm
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But I'm short. How's that possible?
imachynna03.19.09 - 10:21 pm
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Your knowledge and wisdom is far greater.
rayrayray03.19.09 - 10:25 pm
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Thankyou.
Somone recgonizes my power.
rayrayray03.19.09 - 10:50 pm
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