Funderstorm's FACEBOOKWEDDING!
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SKIDMARCUS at 03.30.09 - 5:15 pm
Funderstorm's
FACEBOOKWEDDING
SHOW!
Saturday April 25th, opens at 8pm
Things were getting funbearable. I had to follow my heart.
txt from SKIDMARCUS: "you are the most precious. will you facebook marry me?"
txt reply from B-RAD: "didnt we do that last night?"
Loosely interpreted, I call that a "YES!"
YES indeed ladies and gentlemen, as announced at 328, FUNDERSTORM is getting FACEBOOKMARRIED! The only bicycle band in Los Angeles of 2,000 members has decided to tie the Facebookknot at our next show - and you're invited!
This event is to be like no other. Since Funderstorm is a band of 2,000, we want you to find that special Facebooksomeone and bring them to the show - to get Facebookmarried to! We will Facebookmarry you during the show! Facebookwedding cake, broquets, wedding dances, facebookwedding decorations, and funbearable funderlove!
The Facebookwedding show will be taking place at the new Hollywood warehouse residence of Richtotheie and SKIDMARCUS, located at:
1056 N. Ridgewood Pl., Hollywood, CA 90038. Located near Hollywood Forever Cemetery, near Santa Monica Blvd between Western and Vine.
chek out the CURRENT FACEBOOKWEDDING LIST at the event post!!! Reply below to get added!
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I need to find a partner.... This is going to be GREAT
imachynna03.30.09 - 5:50 pm
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Holy bird that is a bat!!!
I'm glad I'm planning on getting back from Throbbing Gristle in S.F. in time for all the festivities on the 25th!!!!!!
toweliesbong03.30.09 - 6:20 pm
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wait wait wait wait wait... i have less than a month to find a husband and/or wife... and also get a dress, flowers and ring?!? this is insanity. but better to be in sanity than out of sanity.
ZombiesGotMyTongue03.30.09 - 6:29 pm
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what!! I am so confused!! I though YOU guise are getting married! Other people are getting married then too??
mixtemotions03.30.09 - 7:42 pm
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An absolutely diabolically devilish twist.... how supremely genius. Marcus and B-Rad marrying each other! They just increased the female turnout by 86%
Roadblock03.30.09 - 8:01 pm
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Us valley girls will be arriving very late. I hope the minister is still there or at least some wedding cake.
Put me and Scott down, I'll probably propose to him at Throbbing Gristle on 4/23.
toweliesbong03.30.09 - 8:05 pm
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Oh no this is the same day as valley girls!
imachynna03.30.09 - 8:07 pm
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I thought you guys were married?????
User103.30.09 - 8:12 pm
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Could people perpetrate facebook polygamy?
Roadblock03.30.09 - 8:15 pm
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Who? Richie and Marcus, or me and Scott?
If you're talking about me and Scott, um, yeah, we were unofficially married when we were cellmates at the
Boron Federal Minimum Security prison. We just need to make it official after all these decades.
toweliesbong03.30.09 - 8:16 pm
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awesome idea! i'm excited =D
tomato03.30.09 - 8:38 pm
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oh dear
i don't think i can handle this level of commitment
:O
safari03.31.09 - 10:46 am
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amazing!
I think we should do a giant Havanagalia with ppl on their bikes instead of chairs.
trickmilla03.31.09 - 10:52 am
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sooo... if ever there was reason enough for me to create a facebook account, it would be this. but instead i will show up as Reverend Napastak and marry people.
yes?
Kakihara03.31.09 - 11:43 am
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hahah! absolutely! bring a laptop!
Can I get a reverend roll-call?
Rev. Napastak!!!
Rev. Dak?
Rev. Borfo?
(future) Rev. Mook?
Dan B., are you a reverend?
My friend Natalie is a reverend, too!
FACEBOOK AMEN!
SKIDMARCUS03.31.09 - 11:49 am
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haha jeff, i beat you to it (scroll up).
and I remember taking that picture marcus.
That was the night the Goat died, may it rest in pieces.
FuzzBeast03.31.09 - 12:23 pm
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I have been getting numerous requests for polygamous marriages. I don't know if it's Facebook-legal, but it's Funderstorm-legal on April 25th!
I GOT THE RINGS - YOU BRING THE FINGERS!
Lots of people are contributing- cake, decorations, bro-quets, etc.... I think I might push the time forward to turn it into a daylong party! Plus you'll get more hours to admire my dress.
WHO YOU GONNA FACEBOOK MARRY?
SKIDMARCUS03.31.09 - 1:04 pm
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Ima marry PAM.
SSH03.31.09 - 2:12 pm
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I'm gonna marry Tom from Myspace. He's rich and could totally take care of me while I play bicycle.
Roadblock03.31.09 - 2:16 pm
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attn pretty people::
lonely girl seeking soulmate for polyamorous shotgun marriage
spare bike parts and pancakes will be provided
safari04.1.09 - 11:10 am
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....Except I want mine to read
Attn: smart people
imachynna04.1.09 - 11:16 am
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pancakes... in a space suit? That guy rocks!
FuzzBeast04.1.09 - 11:16 am
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Cute ladies begging for dates.
Hott dudes marrying megaphones.
Pancake astronauts looking for love.
Has Funderstorm erradicated intersexual conventions in one fell swoop?
SKIDMARCUS04.1.09 - 3:32 pm
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Hey Skidmarcus they're arent any cute girls 'begging" for dates. Thats a whollla bull. I want to marry Pizza. OR bell peppers whichever one comes first.
Tarmonster.04.1.09 - 3:37 pm
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"they're arent any cute girls 'begging" for dates."--tarmonster
you have to look a little harder and go to the right rides but there out there waiting rest assured..
Debut21304.1.09 - 7:29 pm
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i already got facebook married but he wont be in town for this!
thus, i must divorce and find a new lover.
Frozen Fingersss04.1.09 - 8:51 pm
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"Fuck bell peppers."
Fuck green bell peppers. Red ones rule and yellow ones yum.
toweliesbong04.1.09 - 11:37 pm
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I need me a facebook wifey.... must be willing to enjoy long blogs about the beach..... we will gently stroke each other's keys... we will play with our mice... we will travel the world wide web together forever linked wall to wall ..... we make beautiful passionate facebook pokes until the end of time... we will never log out.
Roadblock04.4.09 - 4:39 am
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RB- Hold tight, we may have found your dream facebook wife!
Long walks on the facebook beach, and playing with each other's mice? It's gonna be perfect!
jonnyboy04.4.09 - 4:46 am
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Attention Skidd Marcus,
You do realize that marriage is a sacred vow, yes?
I hope you are seriously ready for this commitment...
I do not marry couples without careful consideration.
I must have to ask you - What are your intentions, and what reasons have brought you and Ms.President B-Rad Watkins (of awesomeness) to wish to be brought together in holy matrimony?
Joe Borfo04.4.09 - 5:28 am
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"""
Fuck bell peppers.
-mikeisadumbname"""
holy shit...
Candy Cane04.4.09 - 7:46 am
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@JoeBorfo. In fundepressions such as the current one, I have to look out for me and mine. I have no intentions other than to follow my funcompass. All arrows point to B-Rad.
SKIDMARCUS04.4.09 - 8:23 am
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I don't have facebook, and my brother won't marry me, so I'll just marry you motherfuckerfaces.
Pbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttt!!!
Hail Eris.
the reverend dak04.4.09 - 10:29 am
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I need to marry someone... now i know how mail order brides feel like.
But there is still time, right? Speed dating? ANyone?? ANyone?
batgirlkarla04.6.09 - 9:13 am
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Lets get a list of those who need some loving...
Start Now!
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
.....
richtotheie04.6.09 - 9:19 am
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taquito popped the question to princess this weekend and she said yes. then she peed on the floor in the kitchen.
brassknuckle04.6.09 - 9:46 am
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1. batgirlkarla
2. spiraldemon
3. tiniestdong (just in case my fiancé Scott dumps me at the altar)
4.
5.
6.
toweliesbong04.6.09 - 9:47 am
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im going to "dennis rodman" this wedding and marry myself
theladiesman04.6.09 - 9:52 am
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Hey I wanna marry my Megaphone (SILF!) too....
TheRaquel04.6.09 - 9:54 am
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1. batgirlkarla
2. spiraldemon
3. tiniestdong (just in case my fiancé Scott dumps me at the altar)
4. imachynna
5.
6.
imachynna04.6.09 - 11:15 am
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MARRY OUR BIKES!!!!!!!! FTW!!!!
bondink04.6.09 - 11:26 am
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WE'VE EXPANDED THE SHOW INTO A DAY-LONG EVENT!!
Saturday April 25th 2pm - midnight!
Doors open @ 2pm
Starts the party!
Bridal Shower Alleycat Race @ 3pm
- $5 entry . You get a registry for gifts to collect! Prizes coming your way!
Megaphone Speed-dating Session @ 5pm
Pre-reception party phase two by ZombiesGotMyTongue (Lauren !@#$?an!!!!)! Come find your facebook-soulmate!
Ceremony Show @ 9pm
FACEBOOKWEDDINGORGYFREAKSHOW FUNDERSTORM!~!FINDYOU RSELFWRAPPEDLA CEDLAIDUPFLYINGFA STASWEREORGANIZEYOURFUNMUSC LESWEAREINNOVATIVEFUNDESI GNERSYOUALREADYKNE WTHATTHOUGH!
Hollywood Honeymoon Bicycle Ride @11pm
Close the night by tieing a bunch of cans and JUSTFACEBOOKMARRIED signs to your bikes and making a run through Hollywood. Easy, slow, LOUD pace! All are welcome!
AND lastbutnotleast, this whole day is the warehousewarming party for our new warehouse,
THE HOTBOX!! Hear about the hottest of the hot from the hottest ever hot HOT!
YEEHAW,
SKIDMARCUS04.6.09 - 11:27 am
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we can haz epic wedding pikchurz?
tomato04.6.09 - 1:33 pm
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so who wants a veil?
cans to trail behind their bikes?
safari04.6.09 - 2:47 pm
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the first Midnight Ridazz wedding was between Skull and a different Marcus...
Roadblock04.6.09 - 2:53 pm
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awwwwwwwwwwwww yay
that is so the way to go at a wedding. fuck cars!
tomato04.6.09 - 2:59 pm
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dayum ...
what time is the bouquet toss???
steph04.6.09 - 2:59 pm
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i'm so into this!
et04.6.09 - 3:31 pm
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i hope a buncha people kiss and shit.
meow04.6.09 - 11:46 pm
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huzzah for kissing and shitting :)
steph04.7.09 - 11:29 am
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<3 <3 <3 lists <3 <3 <3
steph04.7.09 - 12:43 pm
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Who wants to join me in matramoney if alfredo decides not to merry me??
I make good eggs.
rayrayray04.7.09 - 1:41 pm
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i married doug. but then we got a divorce because he's in washington now.
so now im married to maicol andres ordonez.
aka rascal.
Frozen Fingersss04.7.09 - 1:51 pm
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mai funderstormfacebookwedding huzband iz 337 miles away...but that's okay cuz we haz a thing that's called radar wuv
tomato04.7.09 - 3:34 pm
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1. batgirlkarla
2. spiraldemon
3. tiniestdong (just in case my fiancé Scott dumps me at the altar)
4. imachynna
5. zombiesgotmytongue (i want to marry san diego)
6.
7.
ZombiesGotMyTongue04.7.09 - 3:53 pm
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1. batgirlkarla
2. spiraldemon
3. tiniestdong (just in case my fiancé Scott dumps me at the altar)
4. imachynna
5. zombiesgotmytongue (i want to marry san diego)
6. Ray (doesn't like armenian girls)
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rayrayray04.7.09 - 3:54 pm
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CURRENT FACEBOOKWEDDING LIST
1. B-rad and Skidmarcus
2. Meow and mikeisadumbname
3. xxxxx and Nathan
4. mixtemotions and Mel C
5. towliesbong and Hott Scott
6. Fuzzbeast and Fuzzbeast's megaphone
7. spiraldemon and spiraldemon's megaphone and PIZZAWOLF (confirmation required)
8. Roadblock and Tom from Myspace.com
9. SSH and PAM
10. Princess and Taquito
11. Ray and Alfredo
12. Frozen Fingersss and maicol andres ordonez aka rascal
13. tomato and M
SKIDMARCUS04.8.09 - 10:43 am
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YOU GUISE ROOL
This is going to be amazing. The alleycat is going to be FOR REAL too, so get those legs ready. Then get your hearts ready!
SKIDMARCUS04.8.09 - 11:18 am
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will i find my true love in speed dating?
even if im kinda slowwwww
safari04.8.09 - 11:53 am
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CURRENT FACEBOOKWEDDING LIST
1. B-rad and Skidmarcus
2. Meow and mikeisadumbname
3. xxxxx and Nathan
4. mixtemotions and Hanako Moondance! (Mel C and I are just gonna be BFF for 4E!!! IRL MF's!!)
5. towliesbong and Hott Scott
6. Fuzzbeast and Fuzzbeast's megaphone
7. spiraldemon and spiraldemon's megaphone and PIZZAWOLF (confirmation required)
8. Roadblock and Tom from Myspace.com
9. SSH and PAM
10. Princess and Taquito
11. Ray and Alfredo
12. Frozen Fingersss and maicol andres ordonez aka rascal
13. tomato and M
mixtemotions04.8.09 - 12:24 pm
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CURRENT FACEBOOKWEDDING LIST
1. B-rad and Skidmarcus
2. Meow and mikeisadumbname
3. xxxxx and Nathan
4. mixtemotions and Hanako Moondance! (Mel C and I are just gonna be BFF for 4E!!! IRL MF's!!)
5. towliesbong and Hott Scott
6. Fuzzbeast and Fuzzbeast's megaphone
7. spiraldemon and spiraldemon's megaphone and PIZZAWOLF (confirmation required)
8. Roadblock and Tom from Myspace.com
9. SSH and PAM
10. Princess and Taquito
11. Ray and --------
12. Frozen Fingersss and maicol andres ordonez aka rascal
13. tomato and M
it wasn't meant to be..
rayrayray04.8.09 - 12:25 pm
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can i get married to my bike?
seems like someone should have already asked this....
Aqueous Atom04.8.09 - 1:50 pm
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REPOST:
can i get married to my bike?
seems like someone should have already asked this....
Aqueous Atom
04.8.09 - 4:50 pm
REPOST:
MARRY OUR BIKES!!!!!!!! FTW!!!!
bondink
04.6.09 - 2:26 pm
bondink04.8.09 - 1:56 pm
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Cute ladies lamenting their Dongaphones.
Chihuahuas interbreeding with Beagles.
Secure SHells plugging Authentication Modules.
REPOST:
Has Funderstorm erradicated intersexual conventions in one fell swoop?
SKIDMARCUS04.8.09 - 2:13 pm
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i think i am engaged to someone other than mikeisadumbname... is that ok?
meow04.8.09 - 3:24 pm
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it's great that there's a set up going on though
meow04.8.09 - 3:25 pm
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Bride-zilla here!!!! I am going wedding nuts right now. I want to make a bike tube garter belts for all the grooms to take off the brides throw! Gimme your dead tubes if you got em!
mixtemotions04.8.09 - 7:39 pm
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I have asked Coe coe buttaa for her hand in facebook marriage.
She said yes.
franz04.9.09 - 10:15 am
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aww so romantic.
mixte i love your idea!
tomato04.9.09 - 12:40 pm
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i asked alex thompson to facebook marry me.... i got rejected.
:'(
i need to find another potential facebook husband.
ZombiesGotMyTongue04.9.09 - 1:30 pm
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AT is probably wants to marry P HULK
zombies, we'll hook you up with someone bettah!
tomato04.9.09 - 1:51 pm
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i iz kant speak da english grr
tomato04.9.09 - 1:51 pm
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this is great we'll ride after the letter writting at the oven it's only like five minutes away.
veronica04.14.09 - 7:34 pm
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3. xxxxx and Nathan
Eh wha?
Am I "Nathan," and who is xxxxx?
nathansnider04.16.09 - 1:24 am
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"xxxx" = a certain female who wished to remain inlisted for unknown reasons.
"Nathan"=a non-Midnight Snida! Who will the Midnight Snida Facebookmarry? That's the real question here!
SKIDMARCUS04.16.09 - 9:38 am
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Phew! No need to rant against arranged marriages, then.
But still, Facebook? You will not oppress me with your outmoded social norms!
I might be willing to consider a face-book marriage, but it would need to be between my face and a book that it really loved.
nathansnider04.16.09 - 3:03 pm
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CURRENT FACEBOOKWEDDING LIST
1. B-rad and Skidmarcus
2. Meow and mikeisadumbname
3. xxxxx and Nathan
4. mixtemotions and Hanako Moondance! (Mel C and I are just gonna be BFF for 4E!!! IRL MF's!!)
5. towliesbong and Hott Scott
6. Fuzzbeast and Fuzzbeast's megaphone
7. spiraldemon and spiraldemon's megaphone and PIZZAWOLF (confirmation required)
8. Roadblock and Tom from Myspace.com
9. SSH and PAM
10. Princess and Taquito
11. Ray and --------
12. Frozen Fingersss and maicol andres ordonez aka rascal
13. tomato and M
14. Nathan Midnight Snida's Face and Nathan Midnight Snida's Favorite Book
SKIDMARCUS04.16.09 - 3:06 pm
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this just in i have asked mikeisadumbname's hand in marriage.
larsenf04.16.09 - 3:11 pm
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CURRENT FACEBOOKWEDDING LIST
1. B-rad and Skidmarcus
2. Meow and someone other than mikeisadumbname
3. xxxxx and Nathan
4. mixtemotions and Hanako Moondance! (Mel C and I are just gonna be BFF for 4E!!! IRL MF's!!)
5. towliesbong and Hott Scott
6. Fuzzbeast and Fuzzbeast's megaphone
7. spiraldemon and Puree Tomatoes and PIZZAWOLF (confirmation required)
8. Roadblock and Tom from Myspace.com
9. SSH and PAM
10. Princess and Taquito
11. Frozen Fingersss and maicol andres ordonez aka rascal
12. tomato and M
13. franz and Coe coe buttaa
14. Nathan Midnight Snida's FACE and Nathan Midnight Snida's Favorite BOOK
15. larsenf and mikeisadumbname
SKIDMARCUS04.16.09 - 4:22 pm
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CURRENT FACEBOOKWEDDING LIST
1. B-rad and Skidmarcus
2. Meow and someone other than mikeisadumbname
3. xxxxx and Nathan
4. mixtemotions and Hanako Moondance! (Mel C and I are just gonna be BFF for 4E!!! IRL MF's!!)
5. towliesbong and Hott Scott
6. Fuzzbeast and Fuzzbeast's megaphone
7. spiraldemon and Puree Tomatoes and PIZZAWOLF (confirmation required)
8. Roadblock and Tom from Myspace.com
9. SSH and PAM
10. Princess and Taquito
11. Frozen Fingersss and maicol andres ordonez aka rascal
12. tomato and M
13. franz and Coe coe buttaa
14. Nathan Midnight Snida's FACE and Nathan Midnight Snida's Favorite BOOK
15. larsenf and mikeisadumbname
16. molly and richie
richtotheie04.16.09 - 8:54 pm
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richtie is on my myspace. am I lame?
rayrayray04.16.09 - 9:23 pm
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I have a feeling that me and Hott Scott are going to have a huge fight at Throbbing Gristle in SF next Thursday.
PC, in case that happens will you FACEBOOKMARRYME?
toweliesbong04.16.09 - 9:26 pm
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Yeah we might need a group sesh for pre-nups. I have a lot of imagination I'll need to protect when we divorce..
SKIDMARCUS04.22.09 - 9:27 am
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Just so everyone knows, this is one of the last chances to hang out with B-rad before he moves! He's gonna b-around all day! Come party with us!
SKIDMARCUS04.22.09 - 3:10 pm
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But Funderstorm will continue, yes?
User104.22.09 - 4:25 pm
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Beth Willow and Syoma Liberman fo evaazzzzz
bwillowz04.24.09 - 12:24 pm
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I am getting dressed right now. What about you, user "SSH"? Are you as excited as PAM is? We have not talked much lately. You do not return my calls. You must be very excited! I can see why you would not want to see your PAM until the BIG DAY! Ha, ha, ha! See you soon!
PAM04.25.09 - 4:11 pm
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I had fun. Congrats to the newly weds.
supa04.26.09 - 4:35 pm
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Such a great day with great people!
THANK YOU!
Cannot wait for future Hot Box productions!
jonnyboy04.27.09 - 1:36 pm
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