You talk too Much!!!!
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ridetime at 05.4.09 - 8:45 pm
I am officially nominating Ijunes for the Shit Talker of the year award.
here are just a few reasons why I think he should win this glorious prize.
1. For talking the most shit and so far never backing it up
2. For saying he was going to do 100 miles for his caturday ride and then join the Dark century to ride an additional 100 miles.
3. For claiming he was going to finish the Dark Century in under 5 hours and not showing up.
feel free to add to this list as you see fit.
anyone willing to make a spoke card for this I'll gladly pitch in for it.
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actually im kind of barred from any heavy riding but i would love to take the nomination for shit talker of the year.
thank you for letting me influence your lives as much as i have. This year i plan on finding a more challenging job to keep me away a bit. Hopefully I can make a comeback and win this award again next year
special thanks to rbi, the westside, debutt, and double special spanks to AT.
if you guys didn't care, I WOULDN'T BE HERE!!!
_iJunes05.4.09 - 8:52 pm
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i have to agree theres something special about this asian cuntdouche bag.. if any one deserves this asshole award more than ijunes step up now or forever remain silent....
Debut21305.4.09 - 9:06 pm
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hey it's threads like these that let me know i'm doing my job.
roadblock, where is that picture you took of me doing my dirty work?
_iJunes05.4.09 - 9:09 pm
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hell i'll contribute to the spoke cards
_iJunes05.4.09 - 9:15 pm
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debut213, what does ijunes being asian have to do with anything? you got something against asians? jerkwad.
MegaBITE05.4.09 - 9:45 pm
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All in good, clean fun.
I'm Malaysian and haven't taken any offense to this, or any other Junu-roasting.
bentstrider05.4.09 - 9:55 pm
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debutt enjoys making threats to other riders on the board.
ruinedbyidiots05.4.09 - 9:57 pm
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And I make threats to fire some UV spotlights onto his Nosferatu-impersonatin' ass!!!
bentstrider05.4.09 - 9:59 pm
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so far 5 people care. and i'm not satisfied with this.
moar outrage
_iJunes05.4.09 - 10:01 pm
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i'm asian as well, and i DO take offense to his statement. the way he used the word asian is as if it was an insult.
MegaBITE05.4.09 - 10:02 pm
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my girlfriend is Asian so ummmm, yeah...easy on my Asian peeps. Pause!!!
okay, back to the premise of the thread. ijunes: aka Mr. I can't back up my shit talkin
ridetime05.4.09 - 10:07 pm
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ruh roh here comes the interwebz wahhmbulance
_iJunes05.4.09 - 10:08 pm
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pictures ARE better than words
_iJunes05.4.09 - 10:12 pm
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you know ijunes is such a tool, he's probably Debut213 posting to garner sympathy. smart but it doesn't fly with me. So ijunes you're still a loud mouth tool.
Ride more and talk less
ridetime05.4.09 - 10:17 pm
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ijunes lives on the internet. how does someone that live in the internet ride a bike?
_iJunes05.4.09 - 10:19 pm
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i wasn't defending ijunes. bash on him all you want.
i was just pointing out that debut213 made a racist remark.
MegaBITE05.4.09 - 10:46 pm
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don't you understand? he doesn't have time to go on rides, he's always on the forums!
meow05.4.09 - 10:47 pm
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I will referee a hardcore, TLC(Tables, Ladders, and Chairs) match between the belligerency of debut and junu.
No holds barred, no restrictions on fight-zones, falls count anywhere.
bentstrider05.4.09 - 10:52 pm
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i think 3000 posts in 4 months speaks for itself. and megabite chill, you don't know some of these guys intimately enough to take them seriously. this is the fucking internet. i honestly don't get along with asians so much, in a larger sub-culture sense. yeah i'm a self-hater.
lesson #1: dont take the internet too seriously. go out and make some real friends.
_iJunes05.4.09 - 10:56 pm
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oh yah and one last (not really) thing
fuck you alll!
_iJunes05.4.09 - 10:58 pm
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i think this is the perfect time to get some people to the NOHO sprints to watch the shit go down
Yetiman05.4.09 - 11:00 pm
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even with all of this "drama" the only people at the noho sprints will still be me, junu, jeff, and larry. maybe christian.
ruinedbyidiots05.4.09 - 11:26 pm
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does this mean caturday is out on hiatus? BTW, you didn't get my permission tu use wwwhhaaaambulance
sancho105.5.09 - 1:01 pm
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we're back on this saturday we're gonna do the malibu canyons yayy
_iJunes05.5.09 - 1:02 pm
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are we still shooting for 70+ miles?
sancho105.5.09 - 1:06 pm
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ruinedbyidiots i dont make threats jerk off....
megabite think what you want, i dont give a fuck...
Ijunes i am actually your father....
Debut21305.5.09 - 3:21 pm
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that actually explains everything
Debut21305.5.09 - 3:32 pm
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he wishes he was related to you so he could live vicariously through you. instead of being fast, hes slow, etc etc. blah blah blah.
ruinedbyidiots05.5.09 - 3:34 pm
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Eat a dick rbi. Ill be @ those sprints tomarrow to see how fast u really are.
Debut21305.5.09 - 3:36 pm
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i think rbi and debut should have a goldsprints+staring contest.
sciencefriction05.5.09 - 3:46 pm
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sciencefriction wanna come with me tomarrow to the sprints?? Lets show these ladies how we do it..
Debut21305.5.09 - 3:50 pm
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i will gladly race both you, iain, AND junu at the same time.
you can show up tomorrow if you want but no one will be there because the sprints are next week.
ruinedbyidiots05.5.09 - 3:51 pm
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depends on what time we would get back. last week went to noho for barchops and i didn't get to bed until 4 and had to wake up 630- 7. i felt like shit for the rest of the week.
sciencefriction05.5.09 - 4:22 pm
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You talk too much
You worry me to death
You talk too much
You even worry my pet
You just talk
Talk too much
You talk about people
That you don't know
You talk about people
Wherever you go
You just talk
Talk too much
You talk about people
That you've never seen
You talk about people
You can make me scream
You just talk
you talk too much
[Instrumental Interlude]
You talk too much
You worry me to death
You talk too much
You even worry my pet
You just talk
Talk too much
You talk about people
That you don't know
You talk about people
Wherever you go
You just talk
Talk too much
You talk about people
That you've never seen
You talk about people
You can make me scream
alicestrong05.5.09 - 4:25 pm
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We can show up and whip some candy ass then procced to ride home. I'm gonna get Darko to show up, he's itching to try his new bike out on a sprint. we can be back by midnight.
Debut21305.5.09 - 4:26 pm
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Your so full of ur self ruinedbyidiots..
Debut21305.5.09 - 4:38 pm
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You even worry my pet
You can make me scream
yes i am this important. hahahaha this is greatness. you guys realize that this is the ijunes glorification thread right?
btw alice, i must be humming a different tune, somehow the lyrics don't match up right to the beat in my head.
_iJunes05.5.09 - 4:41 pm
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you guys must be full of fattening food because youre all so slow.
ruinedbyidiots05.5.09 - 4:43 pm
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omg eff you guys you just made me shit my pants.
_iJunes05.5.09 - 4:47 pm
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shit gonna be oozing down ya leg like a melted muhfuckin snickerzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
DOO DOO BROWN...IM GETTING CHUECO FOR CINCO DE MAYONAISSE
pretti*ugli05.5.09 - 4:54 pm
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im going to have a tj donkey show at my house, come through mike.. if the chick bails out you can replace her
theladiesman05.5.09 - 4:56 pm
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if the ass dies frome exhaustion can i replace him?
_iJunes05.5.09 - 4:57 pm
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but not while pretti ugli is replacing the female.
_iJunes05.5.09 - 4:59 pm
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ha no thanks alfredo...i serve the dong i dont receive it....
im getting fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretti*ugli05.5.09 - 5:00 pm
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this is getting weird ijunes.... i dont feel comfortable here anymore... you and your saddle are too fond of one another
theladiesman05.5.09 - 5:01 pm
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hey baby don't go.
we're just getting started.
_iJunes05.5.09 - 5:02 pm
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i begin to unbutton my shirt. my co-worker glares at me awkwardly and begins speaking to me silently. i turn my attention to the keyboard now covered in white glory. i have come.
_iJunes05.5.09 - 5:03 pm
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wow wayne is going to be pretty upset that this thread got super hi-jacked.
_iJunes05.5.09 - 5:04 pm
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oh im sorry i meant ridetime.
_iJunes05.5.09 - 5:05 pm
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i love it when uncomfortable riders insist on posting that they "serve dong" on the forums. yeah, uh huh, we bet you do.
ruinedbyidiots05.5.09 - 5:05 pm
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hahahahahahahha oh man... this thread went way off course
theladiesman05.5.09 - 5:11 pm
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it always does when i start posting twice in a row
_iJunes05.5.09 - 5:13 pm
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doesnt it always... u started with the donkey show...
i still want to see one of those....
http://www.2guys1horse.com/
DOO DOO BROWN!
pretti*ugli05.5.09 - 5:14 pm
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lmfao
sometimes i miss getting drunk and acting an ass in a club..
pretti*ugli05.5.09 - 5:16 pm
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sometimes i sit on my hand till it get numb and...
_iJunes05.5.09 - 5:16 pm
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sup cold cut... whatchu been upto? hey do you use facebook?
July05.5.09 - 5:41 pm
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yo, what's up, july!?
not much , man. i got fired so i'm slowly looking for another job and kinda thinking about prioritizing my goals.
i got a beater/commuter bike. i resurrected it so it's more than that to me now, haha.
nope, no facebook yet. i've been holding off. i figure i have a hard time checking my email, so keeping up with facebook seems stressful. i have a myspace i rarely check.
coldcut05.5.09 - 11:46 pm
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if you provide said minibike, i will gladly race your fucking ass!
coldcut05.6.09 - 12:02 am
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@coldcut
said minibikes will be in my possession on the westside on 5.17.
@ijunes:
i challenge you to a shit-talking competition. i think your shit-talking abilities are only as strong as your racing abilities: great when there's no one else around to compare them to.
...beeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt'ch.
tortuga_veloce05.6.09 - 12:22 am
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you're gonna get served twice, possibly thrice!
coldcut05.6.09 - 12:31 am
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bring it on, bitch-frog.
wanna make this interesting? bring yo checkbook.
tortuga_veloce05.6.09 - 12:48 am
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foo, i eatz cold cutz fo breakfast. iz a cold cut killa.
tortuga_veloce05.6.09 - 12:53 am
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did i hear you accept the eating contest challenge, or did you chicken out like a pack of foster's farm deli slices?
tortuga_veloce05.6.09 - 1:02 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TuOYJe6Ppc
Candy Cane05.6.09 - 1:05 am
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i'm going to go hop in the shower. i'll see you guys on friday.
and coldcut: i'll see YOU at the ALC w'side block party. i'll be posting the deets when i get em.
the shit-talking contest in also open-invite. come on, i dare you. yeah, you scared.
and as far as the eating contest, that's an open challenge. you want to talk about biggest mouth? right here. yall been warned, bitchizz.
tortuga_veloce05.6.09 - 1:07 am
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i'm minibike racing you!
i can't eat too much in one sitting anyway, so you probably would win.
coldcut05.6.09 - 1:09 am
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Candy Cane
05.6.09 - 4:06 am
+1
such a carefree, relaxing tune!
coldcut05.6.09 - 1:10 am
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fuck yeah!
i need mario paint.
coldcut05.6.09 - 10:00 am
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and i think i'd hold my own in a drinking contest. i don't think i'd win though. young cats could drrriiinnkk!
coldcut05.6.09 - 10:21 am
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i think the smart money would be on Franz. the arrogant money would be on me. cause im da boss.
tortuga_veloce05.6.09 - 10:48 am
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correction: da "douche" - cause "you talk to much!"
bondink05.6.09 - 10:52 am
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