IN YER MOUF
Thread started by theroyalacademy
at 05.17.09 - 5:31 pm
IN YER MOUF T-SHIRTS
So you're a refresh junkie. So what? These are uncertain times and 'tis better to be inside on the internet than out in that big, dangerous world. The only problem I can see is that, those few times you do take your bike out onto those mean streets, you have no way to identify yourself as a refresh junkie. And, worse still, no way to identify other refresh junkies. I mean, who is this "Imachynna" person, really? And who the heck is "RuinedByIdiots"? And why is he so grumpy? And, seriously, who is the mysterious "User1"? And was he really the very first user ever ever? Does anyone really know?
Well, a t-shirt can't answer all your questions but, if anyone has a problem with you being a refresh junkie, it can tell them where they can stick it. In their mouf. Dot com.
So come on down the TMR gold sprints tonight and get your very own In Yer Mouf shirt. All it takes is a minimum donation of $20* to my AIDS/Lifecycle fund.
- Bitmap design (see detail below), so people know you are from the future.
- Unique printing errors on each shirts; shows it was printed by hand, by a human, rather than an evil droid.
- Shirt by American Apparel, for that tight hipster fit. Yeah, hipster.
Can't make it out to the gold sprints tonight? Contact me at sean @ [my user name] dot org and I'll hook you up.
* For the budget conscious: there are a few shirts in random sizes that have some more serious printing f*ck ups that I will sell for only $10, while supplies last.
"And, seriously, who is the mysterious "User1"? And was he really the very first user ever ever? Does anyone really know?"
A - Why yes! Yes he was! hence the designation "1". You can read all about it here, http://user1.net/
05.17.09 - 6:41 pm
Got a lot of smalls and extra smalls left. C'mon ladies!
(And, seriously, they're not as f'ed up as I make it sound. I'm just a perfectionist, so my quality control standards are really high.)
05.19.09 - 2:05 pm