Why are scabs...

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HappyLand at 07.1.09 - 10:22 am
...so fun to pick?
Especially a nice fat juicy one?
I'm home sick and I just caught myself scab-picking.
Really, why is it so satisfying?
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dude.... yeah.
i'm picking the shit out of my scabs now. they itch like fucking hell, so picking them feels so gooooood.
wanna eat my scabs?
coldcut07.1.09 - 10:25 am
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours....
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 10:27 am
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Lol I totally didn't see "eat" in there....
While I will confess to eating scabs in my youth, I don't think I could eat someone else's.
Where does that urge even come from?!
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 10:30 am
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Not anymore, I just picked off the best parts.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON THE COMPUTER?!
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 10:31 am
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I'm not always on the computer, you are.
Can I still show you my scabs? Can I eat yours?
coldcut responding to a
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07.1.09 - 10:44 am
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LOL
YOU GUYS USED TO EAT YOUR SCABS??
THAT SOUNDS WEIRD BUT INTERESTING...
HAHAHA
ALL I USED TO DO IS POKE MY NOSE A LOT...
THAT FEELS SATISFYING TOO...
:D
oscarzelada07.1.09 - 10:49 am
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The computer...yes, it's true. Except when I am on my bicycle.
Okay, I will look at your scabs but I WILL NOT eat them.
You can't eat mine cause I just picked them! Maybe next time I will save them in a little jar and give them to you. You can use them as seasoning.
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 10:57 am
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MAN when I was a littler dude, I used to eat ALL my scabs! I remember it came to a point when I was certain it was safe to say that I had eaten a pound of my own scab flesh throughout the duration of my lifetime.
Yeah, pretty gross. Anyway, I hope I get some scabs really soon. :
profoscurity07.1.09 - 11:02 am
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Are they big enough for me to use them as a topping on a pizza?
Why don't you want anything I have to offer? Am I not good enough?
coldcut responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:03 am
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No, in fact, you are perfect. Far too perfect for me. I can't give you what you deserve, except for my scabs, which aren't even that good.
Please know that I do love you though. Always have, always will.
Hmmm, with some expert peeling skills, you might be able to have a slice of scab pizza.
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:08 am
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I might have too...along with a pound of boogers....
If you ride, the scabs will come.
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:09 am
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TO BE HONEST I USED TO ENJOY MY SALTY DELICIOUS BUGGERS WHILE POKING MY NOSE....
SOMETIMES THEY GET STUCK IN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH IF THEYRE STICKY ENOUGH...
LOL
oscarzelada responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:13 am
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Let go of your caps lock...caps lock leads to anger...anger leads to hate...and hate...leads to the dark side....
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:15 am
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: }
(Oh, look at my profile for some sexay scabbiness. For you, bb, for you.... <3)
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:20 am
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Alright, alright.
It's Chynna. I'm getting carried away using coldcut's handle.
BBGRL I WANT YO SCABS.
coldcut responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:22 am
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You'reachynna?!
Chynna, people are gonna think that coldcut's this weird guy, when in fact, it's all you. Why you deceive me so? When my heart is so pure?
Also, I want to hang out. You seem funnnnnnn. I'm not really this strange. Well, maybe I am, but I'm also super cool! I promise!
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:33 am
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I'm sorry, hahaha. It's really me being a freak and giving him a bad rep.
Let's hang out. I'm really this strange, but I'm not super cool, I promise!
imachynna responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:37 am
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I was lying about the super cool part, obviously.... >.<
HappyLand responding to a
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07.1.09 - 11:40 am
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OMG!!! I got a scab I've been keeping for a long time. It has the image of the Virgin Mary on it!! I plan on touring churches across the nation, maybe even Canada. I'll be treated like a prophet. I'll have cool retreats to chill at, and the hottest chicks in the congregation sleeping with me. Cause you know, they'll want to get closer to god. ;-)
After my tour, I'll auction off my scab on ebay and live like a king the rest of my life!
User107.1.09 - 12:00 pm
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super strange is super cool.
this is coldcut.... finally.
coldcut responding to a
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07.1.09 - 2:08 pm
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Many years ago, when I was but a youth, I was pen pals with this goth girl and one time we exchanged our dried blood and tasted it. It tasted pretty good.
PC07.1.09 - 3:10 pm
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because we're just primates...
adrian07.1.09 - 3:41 pm
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I was pretty much masochistic about it when I had road rash on my back. The really thick and juicy ones were lined up with my spine
Gav07.1.09 - 4:35 pm
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