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SKIDMARCUS at 07.2.10 - 1:56 pm
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WE HAVE DISCOVERED A FLOCK OF HUMANS WHO GATHER TO INGEST ARTFOOD ONCE A MONTH AT A LARGE FEASTPARTY.
THE HUMANS CALL THE FEAST AN "ARTWALK".
LOS ANGELOPES ARE NOT SURE IF THE ARTFOOD TASTES GOOD OR IF IT TASTES NOT GOOD.
WE WILL FIND OUT NEXT THURSDAY JULY 8TH AS WE INVADE THE HUMANS TERRITORY DONNING OUR TALLEST ATTIRE.
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DUE TO POSSIBLE POISONOUS HUMAN FECAL MATTER AT LOW ELEVATIONS, WE ARE RIDING TALLBIKES ONLY.
ALL OTHER BIKES ARE NOT WELCOME AND WILL BE INGESTED AND CONVERTED TO ANGELOPE FECAL MATTER.
NO REGULAR-SIZED BIKES ALLOWED THIS TIME.
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OUR TALLBIKE-ONLY HERD GATHERS UNDER A SETTING SUN AT:
THE HUMANS' NEARBY WATERING HOLE:
"PERSHING SQUARE".
532 South Olive St, 90013
THURSDAY JULY 8TH, 2010 A.D.
MEAT AT 6PM
RIOT AT 7PM
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OPTIONAL MEETUP:
CRANK MOB PARK
9038 Venice Blvd, 90232
LEAVES AT 6PM SHARP
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OUR SPECIES GENETICAL STATISTICS:
THIS EVENT IS LEVEL 1 (TALL BIKES ONLY) based on our Rating System:
Below is the Los Angelopes Rating System:
Level 3- public events any bike welcome
Level 2- Angelopes only- tallbikes, freakbikes, kids bikes, weirdbike
===} Level 1- specific bike required {===
Level 0- you don't need a bike
ALTHOUGH THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE EVENT, but we always encourage freak bikes. YOU NEED A TALL BIKE ANYWAY, WHATS THE PROBLEM? Now's an immediate and very pressing reason to build it! Need help? Get on the forums and squak it up. You will likely find help. We love you. We know you. We are you. We know how weird you are. You don't belong on regular rides. You need this. Let it out. You can't join a cult if you're already a member. Ooooooooooooo0o00oooo00o000OO!OooO!!OO1O!o!!!!!!!11!!!!
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Stillline's tall bike is being held hostage at The Bad Cave™ I will attempt to tame it and free it..
Roadblock07.2.10 - 2:59 pm
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Theirs alot of cars during that time man main and spring i hardly see any bikes cruising by but good luck.
chunkylover0907.2.10 - 7:53 pm
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please help me build a tallbike, someone. i have frames, i have ideas. i just need you and your expertise. :)
imachynna07.5.10 - 1:28 pm
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Party Bike? check.
surly fixie? check.
surly roadbike? check.
tall bike? summerofcumbia 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
el sabroso07.5.10 - 5:37 pm
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TO THE RABBIT HOLE
Gav responding to a
comment by imachynna
07.5.10 - 6:16 pm
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actually no one is cool enough, thats why bike building has been banned and the residents soon to be removed. dont fret, angelopes will have a workshop by the time the next ride rolls around.
larsenf responding to a
comment by coldcut
07.6.10 - 3:28 pm
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If you wanna build something, but cant find a place, tools, or know how then contact one of your local Tren Way representatives, I.E., any of the Revs!
Graham responding to a
comment by coldcut
07.6.10 - 3:33 pm
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I rode the shitty green tall bike out here ten miles today. A long & sunny ride along the river. Wish I could be there with y'all for this.
Salame love birds!
Graham07.6.10 - 3:37 pm
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We don't wanna hang out with you either! We'll take our short bikes and throw parties under a small tunnels.
Dejahvu07.6.10 - 5:58 pm
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I'm definitely in.
Just finished the third revision of my tall bike. Now with 8-speed internally geared hub and 100% more sound system.
petr0lb0mb07.7.10 - 5:26 pm
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Oh are you going, Radar? Cool, I'll bring you a couple of beers.
petr0lb0mb responding to a
comment by Xray
07.8.10 - 9:34 am
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ill bring you mom
a.k.a. green shit
Xray responding to a
comment by petr0lb0mb
07.8.10 - 10:08 am
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were gonna have the angelopes battery powered axle grinder with us, should any of you short bikers want to start work on your tall bike early
newarkhouse07.8.10 - 11:11 am
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Bike Polo is at Broadway and 12th tonight as well starting around 8pm or so....We should drop by there sometime tonight...
barleye07.8.10 - 11:36 am
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Yeah you guys should stop by polo. Just don't start tagging los angelopes all over the place like you did in Portland. That shit was a fucking disgrace.
stillline responding to a
comment by barleye
07.8.10 - 1:45 pm
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one of the best angelopes rides yet. The crowds loved us.
barleye07.9.10 - 1:22 pm
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My mind is still blown.
Richie on the Kafourki is pure insanity.
Roadblock07.9.10 - 1:35 pm
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because its the warrilooopes..
andres84 responding to a
comment by Roadblock
07.9.10 - 6:39 pm
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Any pictures of that super giant bike hahaha that shit was insane
chunkylover09 responding to a
comment by andres84
07.9.10 - 7:29 pm
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