As the world turns, so does Los Angelopes.
We turn our heads and cough. Now, some of us are mammals; others are marsupials; most of us, aliens. So that means we CAN drink a gallon of milk in one hour. Don't believe me?! Me neither! But that's why we'll both be this historic occasion...
Yes,
GRƟŞS $ѦƝƉǤƎḸʘⱣ€Ş!
1ST EVER PUKE CHALLENGE FREAKBIKE RIDE!
SATURDAY DECEMBER 5TH
MEAT @ 12 NOON @ VENICE PIER
This is an experiment. Follow me.
1 - You ride a (freak) bike. I'll ride my 4-seater rickshaw pedicab.
2 - We'll ride the westside offering free rides on the rickshaw.
3 - While the peds are getting a "free" ride, I talk them into tipping us for our...
4 - FIRST EVER RICKSHAW MILK GALLON CHALLENGE! Keep following me.
Once we have collected enough "tips" for them, we'll buy 4 gallons of milk. Four contestants from our ride will ride on the back of my rickshaw while attempting to drink the entire gallon in one hour WITHOUT PUKING. (Click here to read the rules.) I can't do it! Yes you can! No way! Of course you can, its only one gallon! ...Is he gonnaAAARRGAAAAARRGHgggoooughaaaaaughaughuuuughrawrrruuugghhh!
THIS IS A LEVEL 3 RIDE. We always encourage freak bikes, but this is an open event. We want everyone there to yell at the contestants while they're puking like this - "GAAAAAKAKAKA". I highly encourage building a freak bike for this ride, so get on this forum and squak it up. You will likely find help. We love you. We know you. We are you. We know how weird you are. You don't belong on regular rides. You need this. Let it out. You can't join a cult if you're already a member. Ooooooooooooo0o00oooo00o000OO!OooO!!OO1O!o!!!!!!!11!!!!
But seriously folks, we've had a lot of fun in this post, but there's one matter I'd like to seriously talk to you about. The Los Angelopes rides are freak-bike oriented and some are not as fast as your stolen fixie queer. Therefore, the slowest bike leads. If you speed faster than the slowest bike on a Los Angelopes rides, I will slash your tires. I have morals, but not on Los Angelopes rides. I told my mom that I do this and she thought I should slash your tires too. I'm invincible. Slow down.
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SKIDMARCUS
11.17.09 - 1:22 pm
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I'm scared as fuck and reeling from excitement AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
supa11.17.09 - 3:14 pm
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everything is OK
alec11.18.09 - 5:14 pm
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nevermind, I just found out otherwise.
alec11.18.09 - 5:17 pm
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NOISEPOCKET11.18.09 - 7:04 pm
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how much money should I bring on this ride?
spiraldemon11.30.09 - 10:04 pm
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People begged for Los Angelopes. HERE IT IS.
This ride is going to be performance art. I might even call it revolutionary, as far as hosted L.A. rides go. Come to this ride if you're bored with the regular ride-around rides!
ANGELOPES
MAKE
FEEL
GOOD
YOU
NOW
FOREVER
NEW
WE MAKE
WE BREAK
ANGELOPES
GLITTER LITTER
FIRE PUKE
SKIDMARCUS12.3.09 - 3:02 pm
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how many monster trucks will be on this ride?
spiraldemon12.3.09 - 3:04 pm
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I was hoping my cardboard bike would be finished for this ride, anyways, I will be there!
speedybrian200012.3.09 - 3:10 pm
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alright kids so there is this ride tomorrow. i heard its gonna be pretty trill. come check it out.
also i heard of top secret tallbike build day happening sunday somewhere on the westside....
larsenf12.5.09 - 1:47 am
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guess you will just have to show up to
GROSS ANGELOPES
to find out where.
larsenf12.5.09 - 1:48 am
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i want to go to this ride so bad- ahhhh!!! - have way to much work to cut out early- damn it- damn it- i'll miss all this freak bike fun.
ghostcat77 responding to a
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12.5.09 - 9:02 am
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Out of all the Saturdays I had to work. Go to this ride people!!!! You gotta experience a Los Angelopes... well in this case... a Gross Angelopes ride!!!! Go!
digablesoul12.5.09 - 10:06 am
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Freakbikes ftw! This ride was so much fun, and it was good to see Marcus, Meow, Jeff, Alec, Larsef and Brad. Its so much fun riding these freaky bikes, where people stare and smile at us, honking our horns and shouting! I wish there were more freakbikes on every ride!!! Anyways, I must bring out my other freakbike soon!
speedybrian200012.5.09 - 9:34 pm
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my other freakbike is your MOM
thanks for the ride!
spiraldemon responding to a
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12.5.09 - 10:07 pm
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Yo Brian! You brought out the low rider bike out!! Always dug that bike!! Love this pics Brad! More pics! Did anyone win the milk challenge?
digablesoul12.6.09 - 5:17 pm
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milk turned into pizza right before we put it in our mouths, crazi
meow responding to a
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12.6.09 - 9:10 pm
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Thanks for those that came! It was a small turnout but bigtime revolution!
We rode up and down the boardwalk yelling for people to get on the pedicabs, for free rides. "Free rides" ended up getting us $34 (Although $27 was from the last riders).. No one wanted to drink the milk except for me so I got pizza and beers and no one got gross.
My favorite moment of the ride was these excited kids that chased us down and hopped on and hung from the back of the pedicab, riding it like a wakeboard. The wieght of them teetered the pedicab down in back and me in front, freaking out! They freaked out and ran out ahead of us. Seeing them again, their enthusiasm was swapped for FEAR.
The 2nd Annual Low-Tide Sandgelopes Ride is coming, be looking out!
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SKIDMARCUS12.8.09 - 10:57 am
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