SANTA MONICA CRITICAL MASSholes
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boogalooSHRIMP at 09.10.08 - 8:57 pm
WHAT THE HELL??? IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN?
CRITICAL MASS IS HAPPENING IN SANTA MONICA THIS FRIDAY!! AS A MATTER OF FACT IT WILL HAPPEN EVERY FRIDAY IN SANTA MONICA!!! AGAIN!! YES!!! WHY NOT??? BECAUSE!!! THE MORE WE RIDE THE MORE FUN WE HAVE AND THE BIGGER OR LITTLE LEGS GET!!!
SO YOU KNOW THE DRILL.. SAME TIME SAME PLACE!!!
WE WILL RIDE AND PROBABLY JOIN ANY OF THE OTHER RIDES THAT FRIDAY!!
WIZZZAO!!!!!
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Remember.. the cops don't know it's happening this friday... they think it's happening next month...
JOKES ON THEM!!!
boogalooSHRIMP09.10.08 - 8:58 pm
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lets ride 100 miles
around santa monica
in an HOUR!
sezdaniel09.11.08 - 12:37 am
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The only way to beat the SMPD is to deplete their bike harrasment funds. They're paying officers overtime to patrol the mass 1nce a month... can they handle 4 critical masses a month???
SUPER SECRET SPOKE CARDS IN THE MAKING@@@!!!
boogalooSHRIMP09.11.08 - 8:30 am
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we can avoid all roads w/ bike lanes; we have the technology..
pb73409.11.08 - 10:21 am
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CRITICAL MASS EVERY FRIDAY! WOO00TT
WILL YAMYEOW AND KNITTENS BE THERE???
boogalooSHRIMP09.11.08 - 11:21 am
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brilliant! i am so there!
what will SMPD do - hahahaha! i can't wait - once they catch on after this Friday and next -- hahahaha! so EPIC!
YES!
they think we are so dumb, bad, bad, bad coppers!
bondink09.11.08 - 11:30 am
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@ EVERYONE:
don't forget front and back lights! very important!
AND
what games can we play with SMPD this week ???
bondink09.11.08 - 11:39 am
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Let me know when you guys limit the riding to a few blocks, and in a very dense area. Say like the 3rd street promenade area.
User109.11.08 - 11:44 am
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Boycott for boundaries!
alec09.11.08 - 11:48 am
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@ User1:
what happens then?
bondink09.11.08 - 12:02 pm
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Done right you really jam up the traffic for blocks around.
User109.11.08 - 12:06 pm
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boundaries.. friday.. tomorrow.. boundaries..
pb73409.11.08 - 12:32 pm
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@Adrian_The_BEAST
Can you explain yourself? How are we going to get tickets?
btw, sorry but I'll be away for a few hours
User109.11.08 - 1:18 pm
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sorry ill be getting my dance on at the formal ride, fuck yea.
larsenf09.11.08 - 2:05 pm
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USER1 show up and I promise you we will personally motorcade you through the busy streets of Santa Monica!
boogalooSHRIMP09.11.08 - 2:07 pm
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User1 show up! you know you want to!
CRITICAL MASSIVE PRESSURE!!!!!
are you ready? it's coming.. oh, it's on, it is sooo ON, Santa Monica!
bondink09.11.08 - 5:09 pm
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SaMoCM is welcome to the formal ride!!!!!
given that you show up in formal attire of course.
ijunes09.11.08 - 5:15 pm
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can i come in handcuffs and be escorted by some overbuff, ridiculously powerhungry SMPD officers?
that might be HOT..
bondink09.11.08 - 5:20 pm
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sweet picture - uber jealous.. nicely done.
bondink09.11.08 - 10:36 pm
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SMCM every Friday night? YES!
spoke cards for SMCM tonight? REALLY?!
faceoff with the unsuspecting SMPD? OH YEA!!!
sara is so super sexxecited!
DON'T FORGET FRONT AND BACK LIGHTS!
if you need to pick some up - 5th and Broadway in Santa Monica @ Performance - approx $12.50 + tax for both - sweeeeet!
bondink09.12.08 - 10:00 am
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what's this "pico neighborhod"? lets go there.
alec09.12.08 - 10:11 am
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SMCM then Formal Back2Prom ride. Yes. I <3 Fridays on the WestSide.
jericho1ne09.12.08 - 11:21 am
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^^^ BUMP ^^^
cause i can't wait.. me = no patience!
bondink09.12.08 - 12:57 pm
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if this ride can end up at crank mob park before 9 im down
larsenf09.12.08 - 1:00 pm
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@ Larsen:
am riding to prom thingy after SMCM.. go, ride with me and i am sure a ton of other people.
First, we play games and fuck with SMPD at SMCM
Second, we hit rewind on our VHS players and go back to Prom
Third, we get Sexercised Up and eat VeGaNBaNaNaPeNis ride stuffz or something like that.. yea?!
Then - we sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and become Robotz..
i love this city cause you all exist!
bondink09.12.08 - 1:04 pm
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Don't forget about Pier Pressure...
It's the chillest of chill rides, the cream of the crop, the best of the best....
Yes? (rhetorical)
Yes. (you already know this)
jonnyboy09.12.08 - 1:19 pm
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@bondlink
allright i'm down see you 6:30-7. Only one problem though, that means the original allotted time for me to get wasted (7-8:45) is going to be greatly reduced.
larsenf09.12.08 - 1:33 pm
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@ Larsen:
do you become a pumpkin at 8:46?
bondink09.12.08 - 1:36 pm
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no, i just dont like the idea of carrying a purse and a beer while riding.
larsenf09.12.08 - 2:02 pm
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damn! cause i do.. was hoping i wouldn't have to go it alone tonight.
ah, well.. i'll see you at SMCM and we will think of SOMETHING!
bondink09.12.08 - 2:08 pm
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the prom will wait for smcm. sara call me at 310-807-5729
ijunes09.12.08 - 2:10 pm
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So what happened to Adrian_The_BEAST?
I like that! He disses our idea but doesn't have the frijoles to explain himself?
Thanks for the invite guys but I have shit load of stuff to do tonite. Plus there's the late nite rolling. Like I said, limit the ride to a few blocks, and I'll make it a point to be there. I'll try to roll with you guys other times as my schedule dictate.
Peace and I wish you the best.
User109.12.08 - 4:48 pm
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.....................that was fun.
alec09.12.08 - 10:20 pm
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yes.. that was very F!U!N!
doing circles of death was most EPIC of the night!
can't wait till next Friday.. it's nice not to have an SMPD escort :)
bondink09.13.08 - 3:09 am
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No SMPD at all. So I guess they don't read the forums or Facebook.
We were free to ride through Santa Monica with impunity.
skd09.13.08 - 3:24 am
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It's like the Westside version of Chinatown Mosey. 1.5hrs !
jericho1ne09.19.08 - 5:03 pm
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so super excited!
am riding down Santa Monica Blvd. at 5:30pm if anyone wants to tag along!
bondink09.19.08 - 5:05 pm
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The freeway was fucking rad @ night!!
asparagus09.20.08 - 9:47 am
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Traffic was at a standstill, I noticed that accident heading home on the 11th St overpass. That nearby SMPD car made me nervous, so I cut out early. Eh, with these freeway rides, there's always a next time :)
My main question is, where did you all end up eating afterwards?!?
jericho1ne09.20.08 - 11:09 am
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