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Iamchyna joined MR forums on 5-31-08.
In two days she'll be celebrating her 2 month anniversary.
So far she has posted 929 replies in 59 days. That's 15.7 posts a day.
Only yesterday she had an average of 13.5.
She's sprinting towards the 1000 posts and her two month anniversary. But which one will come first?
K, I've decided on something. I'm going to post until I have one post left, which will be for the anniversary day. Which means for an entire two days I won't be posting ANYTHING. The threads will probably be dead, hahahah. But when I get to 1000, it will be the best post in the world.
All this MR twittering has got me down in math. Jesus christ! Oh man. Hilarious to find that. Ahahahah!
Wow, I have so much to say. So, 5 minutes after I said that, I was seriously about to explode. And this is a funny thing, because it's not like I'm very talkative in person, I guess it's just... an online thing? And so I was sitting here, thinking "Hey I have some responsibilities, but those aren't nearly as fun as MR. Maybe I'll just go to sleep." So I did. And I half wake up, thinking of something I wanted to say, and then when I fully wake up I realize that I can't say anything at all. Then I wake up a few minutes later and decide I'll torture myself anyway by reading. And, HEY, I HAVE MORE POSTS LEFT!!! :D
"I enjoy reading your posts, Imcynna, because they seem to be, on the whole positive, and sometimes really constructive. You've got thick skin, and you don't lash out at people. I like that.
Okay, so now I'm talking to myself, which means I actually AM twittering, and no one is replying to me. And I think I'm funny. Hahahaha, I crack myself up! Especially that last post. Oh man, good times.
"what if we have "the big one" today, and I never get to post again"
Oh, I can imagine the scene:
Chynna is trapped beneath a pillar from the collapsed freeway, looking out over the city as the buildings, one by one, go up in flames. A tear domes to her eye, and with her last gasp, she whispers "I should have spent more time on the internet."
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. imachynna has made internet history by completing 1000 posts in exactly sixty two days. Yes, we know this is silly, and no, we don't care! Maybe she needs a hobby. Maybe she needs an intervention. But we've all been cheering her on, and she has won the race! Congratulations, imachynna! She survived a possible aftershock, in which her last words could have been "I should have spent more time on the internet." But, alas, they were not. Because she survived. She refrained from spamming somehow, but in the process of all this madness, she has officially been labeled "a motherfucker" and she likes it. It's better than "douchebag". However, I think we can all agree that that belongs on the douchebag thread. And I do decree that this celebration of internet history should also be shared with the positive thread. How did she manage to keep her fingers off the keyboard for a full 12 hours!?! We don't know, but she has one thing to say: "YAY w000 I LOVE EVERYONE!" ahh I'm bad at third-person talk.
And yes, I did spend all day making this post.
If you don't think this is the best post evar, can you pretend it is? I don't want to feel bad after having 5 threads dedicated to me and follow through with disappointment. :(
On the plus side, I can say EVERYTHING I've been wanting to say for the past twelve hours which means this forum will certainly blow up.
*taps mic* Ehem *tap* Is this thing on? Okay. Well, about those kittens. I was rather frightened when I found out that not only humans can become zombies, but so can kittens, so I'm not sure if there will be anymore kittens. That is all. Thank you.