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OH MY GAWD PORTLAND
Thread started by Frozen Fingersss at 06.8.09 - 11:51 am

is in 3 days.

express excitement here. what will YOU be doing in Portland!?!

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wishing you all the best of times out there!



Candy Cane
06.8.09 - 11:52 am

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I can't believe I'm not going to this. I hate you all, in the most loving way possible.



PC
06.8.09 - 11:54 am

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I wish I could go. :( eh.
well, i'm moving back up there in august.

hope some of you guys can come up and visit and we'll have a cool ride up there!

LA ridazz in PDXXXX.



northernsoulbyrd
06.8.09 - 11:55 am

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i don't feel like sifting through all the topics to find this information out, but..

who all is going to portland? and who will be in SF this weekend?

I would like to see all of you, so i'm going to take the train up to SF for some amount of time.

-louise



light_fixture
06.8.09 - 12:20 pm

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TIME TRAVEL! SANTA CLAUS GAVE ME THIS TRIP FOR MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! HAPPY TIME TRAVELS! REMEMBER THE FUTURE!



SKIDMARCUS
06.8.09 - 12:22 pm

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Cest Louise!!!

Looks like we will be in SF at teh end of the week.. I think. Going to play it by ear.
20+ ridazz caravaning up derr!

I am SOOOOOOO EXCITED. Like chocolate in my mouf orgasm time.





Coe coe buttaa
06.8.09 - 12:35 pm

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louise,
looks like we will be stopping in san fran on the way BACK not on the way there. still figuring it out though. contact marcus if you can about exactly when since he's the driver.



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by light_fixture
06.8.09 - 12:44 pm

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can we go NOW?



Frozen Fingersss
06.8.09 - 12:44 pm

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PORTLAND ATTENDEES:

Marcus
lane
newark
gabby/ larsens friend
jonny
julia
mike bennett
nicki
franz
syoma
anton
sheli
patrick
sarah danya
larsen
Julie
nathan
isaac
andres
Chris
Liza
Ariel

MORE RIDAZZ MEETING US THERE:
vladamir
kel
mook




Frozen Fingersss
06.8.09 - 12:51 pm

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Marcus-

When is the group stopping in sf?



light_fixture
06.8.09 - 1:12 pm

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we are leaving LA on the 11th and want to be in portland the 13th....

ridazz timeeeee



larsenf
responding to a comment by light_fixture
06.8.09 - 1:16 pm

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yo any of you guys vegetarians
i dont want to make brownies and have people be left out



aksendz
responding to a comment by larsenf
06.8.09 - 1:42 pm

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If any of you meet a lady friend (the *wink, wink* kind) up there, don't convince her Zoobomb with you.



SPOOK
06.8.09 - 1:44 pm

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that answer does not pertain to my question LARSEN. WTF^^

<3



light_fixture
responding to a comment by larsenf
06.8.09 - 1:44 pm

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louise, knowing them, they're going to take forever. i have to be back by the 22nd, so if they dont leave portland until the 21 or 20, i can't go to sf. :(



tinycities
06.8.09 - 1:47 pm

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Man, this list is composed almost entirely of Team Barely Legal, with the exception of Marcus, Mook, Kel, and a few others.

Last trip that was held, it seemed akin to a delegation chock full of senior, MR brass and mission specialists.

This time around, it's fresh infantry being directed by keynote advisers to the hotzone.



bentstrider
06.8.09 - 1:55 pm

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i hope people can be back for soulsticycle which is the 20th of june.



light_fixture
06.8.09 - 1:55 pm

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we wont be back for the 20th.



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by light_fixture
06.8.09 - 1:56 pm

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Yeah, ive decided to forgo solsticycle. i'm actually REALLY bummed about it.



tinycities
06.8.09 - 1:57 pm

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why would you be bummed?

portland is going to be 20X better. stop focusing on the negative.



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by tinycities
06.8.09 - 1:57 pm

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Come back alive.



Joe Borfo
06.8.09 - 1:58 pm

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wtf?

everyone is in their twenties. except for like a couple. either anton or me is the youngest person.

therefore, not barely legal. YOUNG AND FRESH. FTW.



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by bentstrider
06.8.09 - 1:59 pm

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haha I love adam.
I think I'm the youngerst
11-22-1990



aksendz
responding to a comment by Frozen Fingersss
06.8.09 - 2:02 pm

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you just made it. i am bummed about the barely legal aspect. it doesnt feel like a true ridazz trip with the CORE ELITE.



larsenf
responding to a comment by aksendz
06.8.09 - 2:04 pm

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STOP IT YOU GUISE. NEGATIVITY IS BANNED.



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by larsenf
06.8.09 - 2:05 pm

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larsen....your rugged exterior is so hott
oh bby ;p



aksendz
responding to a comment by Frozen Fingersss
06.8.09 - 2:06 pm

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FIGHT NEGATIVITY WITH MEGATIVITY!

The first PDX Trip was called The Really Real NO NAYSAYERS This Is Really Going To Happen Ridazz Swarm The Cascades (T.R.R.N.N.T.I.R.G.T.H.R.S.T.C.)!


btw, SPOOKETTE LIVES!



SKIDMARCUS
06.8.09 - 2:08 pm

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Gabby i cant be bummed about an art show THAT I HAVE WORK IN that i'm missing? i'm bummed i cant do both events. especially because i spent over 300 dollars on supplies for the posters i'm in the process of dedicating 4 solid days to for solsticycle.





tinycities
06.8.09 - 2:10 pm

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jesus christ.



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by tinycities
06.8.09 - 2:13 pm

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Well, on the lower side of the 20-range anyway.

Last trip I remember, everyone was at least 21 and some, way over.
Not to mention the fact that alot of people I only saw once were on that trip.

Some tall dude named Goldenticket, the dashing antics of Samhain, this mystery guy who tootled around with us in the rain before my crank arm took a shit on the Burnside Bridge.





bentstrider
responding to a comment by Frozen Fingersss
06.8.09 - 2:14 pm

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Joe Borfo
responding to a comment by Frozen Fingersss
06.8.09 - 2:28 pm

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YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG

THAT WILL RUIN MY ENTIRE TRIP

NEGATIVITY

TO THE INFINITY



vladster
responding to a comment by Frozen Fingersss
06.8.09 - 5:07 pm

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oh baby!



hey gabby alfredo might want in on the trip.




andres84
06.8.09 - 5:18 pm

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YALL ARE LUCKYYYYYY, THIS GUY CANT EVEN GET ON YOU LEVEL!



popsiclekid
06.8.09 - 9:44 pm

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ONE PERSON ADDED TO THE LIST OF ATTENDEES:
alfredo



Frozen Fingersss
06.8.09 - 11:34 pm

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That was one of my original ideas for a personal sound-system.



bentstrider
responding to a comment by popsiclekid
06.8.09 - 11:38 pm

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I LOVE PORTLAND





larsenf
06.9.09 - 12:25 am

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i have a final paper due tomorrow and i CANT START IT.

all i can think about is how happy we are all going to be up in portland.



Frozen Fingersss
06.9.09 - 12:34 am

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im looking at satellite photos of portland on google maps and am getting super super super excited.



larsenf
responding to a comment by Frozen Fingersss
06.9.09 - 12:39 am

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there was this cafe/restaurant near my house in no-po that would give you a discount of food if you rode your bike there.



larsenf
06.9.09 - 12:41 am

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I'm looking at all my old photos from the last time I was up there and become set adrift on memory bliss.

I'll be back there, one of these days.



bentstrider
responding to a comment by larsenf
06.9.09 - 12:44 am

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ajbhghlsfbg street view in front of my old house shows my old BMW and roomates honda!



larsenf
06.9.09 - 12:45 am

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''Man, this list is composed almost entirely of Team Barely Legal, with the exception of Marcus, Mook, Kel, and a few others.

Last trip that was held, it seemed akin to a delegation chock full of senior, MR brass and mission specialists.

This time around, it's fresh infantry being directed by keynote advisers to the hotzone.''

I much enjoyed reading this post. that is all.



angrytoaster30
06.9.09 - 12:58 am

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Old, historical list for your enjoyment.

As you wish Fluffer:

1.Bentstrider
2.B-Rad
3.Skidmarcus
4.Brassknuckle
5.Fuzzbeast
6.Over the Hill
7.Borfo
8.e-rock
9.Franz
10.Golden Ticket
11.Kel
12.Kyber
13.Marino
14.Mixtemotions
15.Mook
16.PC
17.Roadblock
18.Eva
19.Samhain
20.Sexy
21.Spiraldemon
22.Tern
23.Ulysses Pascal
24.Spook
25.Salomon


Yes, Sexy is coming. We thought we were in the clear, but alas. Portland beware...



Joe Borfo
08.14.07 - 1:58 pm





bentstrider
responding to a comment by angrytoaster30
06.9.09 - 1:13 am

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This time around, it's fresh infantry being directed by keynote advisers to the hotzone
This time around, it's fresh infantry being directed by keynote advisers to the hotzone
This time around, it's fresh infantry being directed by keynote advisers to the hotzone
This time around, it's fresh infantry being directed by keynote advisers to the hotzone

this is perhaps the most enjoyable thing ive ever read on this entire website.



angrytoaster30
responding to a comment by bentstrider
06.9.09 - 1:15 am

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And if that historical list isn't enough to get yours and everyone else's juices pumping, here's some archive footage from the Nose-gun cam.





bentstrider
responding to a comment by angrytoaster30
06.9.09 - 1:17 am

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PORTLAND ATTENDEES:

Marcus
lane
newark
gabby/ larsens friend
jonny
julia
mike bennett
nicki
franz
syoma
anton
sheli
patrick
sarah danya
larsen
Julie
nathan
isaac
andres
Chris
Liza
Ariel
alfredo

MORE RIDAZZ MEETING US THERE:
vladimir
kel
mook
lance



Frozen Fingersss
06.9.09 - 1:53 am

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so who wants to go the vegan strip club?



patrickviolence
06.9.09 - 2:05 am

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oh oh meemeeeee



larsenf
responding to a comment by patrickviolence
06.9.09 - 2:38 am

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Yo, that historical list bentstrider posted is, like, fucking legendary. For real.

If I didn't know some of those people personally, I would not believe it.



vladster
responding to a comment by bentstrider
06.9.09 - 8:23 am

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Yeah, I'm missing this for Soulsticycle.
Have fun guys! Almost everyone on the list lives on the westside too, haha!



imachynna
06.9.09 - 1:51 pm

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@vlad and chynna

Another comparison of the historical vs. current is exactly that.

New list is almost entirely, Coastal Defense operatives, while the historical list was a multi-jurisdictional, strike team sent to infiltrate the Cascadian Badlands.

More mindless, nitpicking, it's what I'm good at.

That and burning time like a Roman Candle!!!



bentstrider
06.9.09 - 1:58 pm

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hey lovies,

kelly peach here. i TOO am driving from cali up to portland on fucking friday! i am leaving from santa cruz butt crack early (think 5:30am probably). i was wondering if any of you would want to jump ship and ride up with me because i don't have anyone in my car. how far on the drive do you think you'll be by then? let me know. also, if you want to crash on thursday nite my house may be a good option (although santa cruz is a bit out of the way...)

love,
kp

ps. my email is peachykeenjellybean mailhaven (d0t) com

woo hoo! i miss you crazy people and can't wait to ride bikes naked with all your hot asses!



kellypeach
06.9.09 - 2:44 pm

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hi kelly peach. i'm gabby.

ill be emailing you tonight about this.

HEY NORTHERN. if you still wanted to go maybe you could get a ride with kelly?
you might be able to hop in the van in an open seat since a few people paid full but are only coming back in the van, and then maybe we could meet kelly in san fran and you could switch into her car? i assume she wouldnt charge you anything since she's going anyway and wants company!



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by kellypeach
06.9.09 - 3:22 pm

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i think im most stoked about being with franz the whole time. touching him, smelling him, speaking with him. just waking up in a room next to him in the morning and rolling over and looking at his face and smiling and being able to say "hey franz, wake up, lets go drink, come on" and then, even though he doesnt get up, he groans, and for that second i know...i know everything will be ok.

oh and me and syoma achieving interdimensional realness should be a pretty awesome as well.

still blaze crew '85




newarkhouse
06.9.09 - 3:32 pm

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Hey Kelly Peach!

Hey, someone post the no naysayers injuries list....that is still amazing to me!



tern
06.9.09 - 3:38 pm

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I hope franz brings his pants. The smelly ones. You can't have a sensory orgasm without the olfactory dimension.



vladster
responding to a comment by newarkhouse
06.9.09 - 3:49 pm

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More, historical lists from the Cascadian Incursion.

LA ridazz just took off heading south. They should be back in about 15 hours. I'm still chilin up here with the wonderful Kelly Peach (one of our gracious hosts at the Kitten Shak) so we have been given the task of updating you all on the trip.

This has been one of the most amazing weekends. The portland bikers were so great to us. A big thanks to them from all of us LA people. Warchild made us a killer printed itinerary with addresses and phone numbers of peoples houses we could crash at (including his) and a list of everything that was going on for the weekend. He also hosted a bbq for us after tour de fat which included mini bike jousting. The Kitten Shak threw a party on Friday night where skidmarcus cut everyone's hair. The Kitten Shak was also one of the places that offered us a place to stay. The gave us their basement to crash in. I think we topped out at about 12 people sleeping down there (with skidmarcus sleeping on the ironing board). After the party on friday night we rolled out with Warchild to the dropout ride which took us to party at a golf course and then ended at pirate island for a bonfire. Saturday we headed to tour de fat, a big party on the waterfront. Fat Tire sponsered it, so there was plenty of beer and food, and bands playing. A few of the Sprockettes live at the Kitten Shak so we hung out to see their performance at tour de fat. After tour de fat was Warchild's bbq, then a block party with bands playing, a ride around the city, free midnight pizza for everyone at the park courtesy of Kelly Peach and then a house party. Sunday morning Kelly Peach took Rev Phil, onethirtynine, KataCyklsLA2NY, and myself for 8am Waffle Tacos (an amazing breakfast where they use a waffle as the taco shell and fill it with meat, cheese and syrup). Somehow she was able to convince us all to get up for it even though we only had a couple hours of sleep. After that we we headed to Shawn's (revphil's lady) house for champagne brunch. Post brunch, Warchild took us on an amazing ride to a nature preserve and then swimming in the river (reports of giardia possibly coming later). We got back from that and then headed up to zoobomb. I'm sure there is plenty i'm forgetting, but my brain is fried at the moment, so i'll let the rest of the crew fill you in when they get back.

Now on to the fun stuff....the injury list.

Injury List:
1. Kyber - Zombie Foot (crash immediately after picking up our bikes, resulting in a really gnarly foot. Thank god for whiskey).
2. Kel - busted knee (while wrestling with Franz)
3. Spiraldemon - too many crashes to list. That dude is cut up all over
4. Brassknuckle - Dislocated shoulder
5. onethirtynine - 10 stitches in chin and a jaw fractured in 2 places (done while riding TO ZOOBOMB.) Liquid diet for the next 6 weeks.
6. Skidmarcus - crash on zoobomb. roadrash on face. also lost control around a turn on Saturday night's rain ride and tore up his leg.
7. Goldenticket - decided to avoid zoobomb and the possibility of an injury, and managed to crash in the NE flats and ended up in the hospital getting stitches and a cat scan.
8. Samhain - hurt his shoulder riding Hell Way at Zoobomb
9. Tern - Road rash on face from crashing on Salmon during Zoobomb
10. Michelle (not an LA girl, but someone we hung out with all weekend) - Worst injury of zoobomb. Went down at the speed hole. Broke her jaw in 2 places, dislocated her jaw, is undergoing surgery at the moment.

There were also plenty of crashes that didn't involve injuries.

Okay i'm gonna head out and explore the city. I'll see you all in a couple of weeks.



brassknuckle
08.20.07 - 5:22 pm




bentstrider
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06.9.09 - 3:58 pm

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Michele, in the injuries list, was spook's Portland girlfriend....also, don't forget that brassknuckle fell on a six pack of glass bottle beer, while riding it to where he was staying, after all of the rest of us left. Man, the picture of that is really gross. He had his arm tied off with a bike tube, to stop the bleeding.

I think, actually, there were more injuries listed, after everything was said and done.

I think Rev. Phil posted the most complete list on zoobomb....

Thanks bentstrider!



tern
06.9.09 - 4:16 pm

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gabby if you can give me a call puh puh please lol

need some info


(tree too tree) six tree five - ohhhh tree juan ate



andres84
06.9.09 - 4:18 pm

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BRING SWIM SUITS!!! BRING SWIM SUITS!!!

One of Portland's "interactive" public fountains downtown:

Keller Fountain 1


Keller Fountain 1


Keller Fountain 1




el zilcho
06.9.09 - 4:22 pm

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Dont forget Keiron broke his Jaw and i took him to the hospital.

Jeff got a bump the size of a baseball on his noggin.

Franz threw out Kel's kneecap.

I still have blood on my bunny suit from god knows what.



Joe Borfo
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06.9.09 - 4:22 pm

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Marcus Skidmarkused up his face.



Joe Borfo
06.9.09 - 4:24 pm

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Careful now, we don't want to disenhearten and scare the young troops into thinking we're sending them on some sui........er
Mission of great degree to see how well the Cascadian Society has done without Californian-influx.



bentstrider
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06.9.09 - 4:26 pm

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I'm finally ready to trade pain for sex on this trip just so y'all know



HANDBONE
06.9.09 - 5:59 pm

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and dont worry sheli i heard that syomabro is finally 18 too. crazybro.



HANDBONE
06.9.09 - 6:00 pm

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i resent that

kush town fo life
no hat-in



aksendz
responding to a comment by imachynna
06.9.09 - 6:31 pm

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Those recap posts are making me misty with nostalgia.



PC
06.9.09 - 7:28 pm

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Iz...U READY FOR THE MEGA-LEVEL SUPER MEDIUM ENTRY-LEVEL NAKED WARFARE ? YES NO READY NO ? PASS THE EXTRA-MILD SAUCE !


PPPPZLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZ !!!!!!!




(2step 2step)



HANDBONE
06.9.09 - 7:46 pm

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PDXLAND, CAN I CAN I ROCK CUZ I WOULD THOUGH!

GET READY TO NEVER FORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET COCOSKIZ WHERE Y'ALL @@SKI SKI SKISSE



HANDBONE
06.9.09 - 7:49 pm

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hey andres, i would give you a call but julia has my phone. im trying to get it back tonight.
my home phone blows so its really hard to hear the person so ill use that as a last resort. don't worry i will contact you sometime tonight.



Frozen Fingersss
06.9.09 - 7:56 pm

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Good to see this expedition seems to be getting its balls together.



bentstrider
06.9.09 - 8:14 pm

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Guize, can we commandeer the van Sunday afternoon for a skinny dipping trip to the beach? Gabby wants us to crash her family reunion (preferably drunk and naked, so all her relatives can see how beautiful and uninhibited her friends are) and then go back to Portland with us (by 9pm in time for Zoobomb). She's organizing this thing so it's the least we can do. Also she promised to marry Syoma and I at Voodoo Donuts if we do this.



vladster
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06.9.09 - 8:49 pm

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OK update: Syoma wants the skinny dipping thing to be a gay nude beach party. Boys only. Girls you need to get your own car if you want to go naked.



vladster
06.9.09 - 8:52 pm

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Oh yeah, Voodoo Donuts, now I remember that place as well.



bentstrider
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06.9.09 - 8:52 pm

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BWHAHAHAA.

its roughly 60 miles from portland according to larsen.

i could leave there around 6. this would make me really happy but if it cant happen i understand. i was thinking of taking public transport to portland anyway ( i would ride it but i will have my luggage).



Frozen Fingersss
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06.9.09 - 9:05 pm

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PS YALL SUPER-UNSERIOUS COMMENT.

we should hit up OLYMPIA,WASH.


HIPPIE TOWN W/ TOO MUCH OF THE PURPLE BULLSHIT RUSSIAN PEOPS SMOKE.

1hr48mins away y'all



HANDBONE
06.9.09 - 9:06 pm

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if there is food
i iz there



aksendz
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06.9.09 - 9:09 pm

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Does Briny Beach Bukkake count as food?



vladster
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06.9.09 - 9:23 pm

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It's 60-70 miles to they coast I don know what beach you'll be at. Also there are nude beaches IN Portland riding distance. They are next to the organic farms where you can go a pick the fruit yourself



larsenf
06.9.09 - 9:36 pm

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in that case, anton will be there!



coldcut
responding to a comment by vladster
06.9.09 - 9:37 pm

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OH FUCK YEAH RUB THOSE FRESHLY PICKED STRAWBERRIES ON MY NIPPLES



vladster
responding to a comment by larsenf
06.9.09 - 9:40 pm

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Oh that's right. I did here that Anton was a fan of that Bukkake stuff.



imachynna
responding to a comment by coldcut
06.9.09 - 9:40 pm

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i love for chynna to just cum everwhere my face is



aksendz
responding to a comment by imachynna
06.9.09 - 9:43 pm

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you're fucking gross.

you went too far, man.



coldcut
responding to a comment by aksendz
06.9.09 - 9:45 pm

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Too far.



imachynna
responding to a comment by aksendz
06.9.09 - 9:46 pm

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HAHAHAHA. I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING.

end anton.



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by imachynna
06.9.09 - 9:48 pm

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yeah, i'd talk with someone about those irrational thoughts, anton.



coldcut
responding to a comment by imachynna
06.9.09 - 9:49 pm

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yeah, I agree, I'm kinda worried about you. we were all joking having a good time, but man you crossed the line.
what happened to you? you used to be cool. you've changed, man.



imachynna
responding to a comment by aksendz
06.9.09 - 9:50 pm

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come* sorry
i just like spending time with chynna
she's a classy gal

sickos




aksendz
responding to a comment by imachynna
06.9.09 - 9:53 pm

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the first step is acceptance.

it's up to you. we're worried, man.



coldcut
responding to a comment by aksendz
06.9.09 - 9:56 pm

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I do admit to being classy, but you my dear, you are in the river. denial.



imachynna
responding to a comment by aksendz
06.9.09 - 10:02 pm

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anton, are you sure you are in the right state of mind for portland?

i would be careful. very very careful.



Frozen Fingersss
responding to a comment by imachynna
06.9.09 - 10:04 pm

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YEAH GUIZE THIS IS not I REPEAT not A SWINGER SEX TOURIST TRIP

Bow chica wow wow



vladster
responding to a comment by Frozen Fingersss
06.9.09 - 10:19 pm

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OMG. OMG. OMG.

I did not even realize how excited I am for this trip until I started talking about it tonight at TNS. OMG OMG. IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!



danya
06.10.09 - 1:48 am

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the nude beach i told syoma about is only 10 miles from portland on sauvie island. it rules.



patrickviolence
06.10.09 - 2:26 am

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Newark-

I can't wait to sleep next to you and touch feet with you just enough for Franz to get pissed and try to kick your ass.

That was fun.

NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FORGETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

VODKA FO BREAKFAST YO



Coe coe buttaa
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06.10.09 - 10:05 am

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SKeet skeet SKEETttt skeeet





Coe coe buttaa
06.10.09 - 10:07 am

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Keep the hype alive and make those of us not able to go, writhe in envy.



bentstrider
06.10.09 - 10:18 am

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"Bliss is the numerator and Envy is the denominator in the equation of happiness."


PORTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANND!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OGM GOMGOMG OMG OGM

What happens in Portland, STAYS IN PORTLAND!!
(same policy for Austin)



Coe coe buttaa
responding to a comment by bentstrider
06.10.09 - 10:20 am

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Were all dead y'all

24 hours and counting



newarkhouse
06.10.09 - 10:41 am

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That's the one I was talking about. There are a bunch of farms on the island too.

OMFG LESS THAN 24 HOURS TILL LAUNCH





larsenf
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06.10.09 - 2:31 pm

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AL:KSD:F:LWKENR:LKSJDNF:IOSERK:SFL:SIEJRL:KSMER



jonnyboy
06.10.09 - 4:43 pm

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omg. omg.
omgomgomgasdjcjkcllhh



danya
06.10.09 - 4:54 pm

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20 hours



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