how strong is your vagina
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_iJunes at 07.7.09 - 3:17 pm
World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos
7 Jul, 11:33 PM
A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
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There's no way that ball is 14 kilos. Where's the ball she used? Pics or it didn't happen!
User107.7.09 - 3:22 pm
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It's the same dickwad.
User1 responding to a
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07.7.09 - 3:25 pm
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I bet Spirals mouth could lift way more!
stillline07.7.09 - 3:25 pm
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fuckin stupid americans!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilogram
User1 responding to a
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07.7.09 - 3:30 pm
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14kg is over 30 pounds.
That ball looks small to be 30pounds unless it was made of lead or something. I think the photo is just for illustration.
I bet the actual sphere was much larger .
stillline07.7.09 - 3:38 pm
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That's a big TWAT!
She could kill someone with her big Russian snatch.
Joe Borfo responding to a
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07.7.09 - 3:41 pm
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"Sometime my sister, she show her vazhĂŻn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!"
coldcut07.7.09 - 3:48 pm
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she's lifting 30 lbs by holding on to it by the smaller ball. the question is, did she lift it off the ground with her vaginal muscles or did she just grip it and raise it off the ground with her legs?
this is an important point which i feel merits elaboration.
tortuga_veloce responding to a
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07.7.09 - 3:50 pm
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WOW, we could have a new superhero on the big screen soon!
User1 responding to a
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07.7.09 - 3:51 pm
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so does she just crush people's cocks for a living?
Gav07.7.09 - 7:53 pm
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What?
How strong is your vagina? How loose is your caboose?
imachynna responding to a
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07.7.09 - 8:16 pm
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Not funky enough
Gav07.7.09 - 8:36 pm
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The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
thats it.... im getting me a bottle of taaka and a russian woman
theladiesman07.8.09 - 12:11 am
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I don't know how I missed this thread, but without question, I definitely LOL'ed.
hatehills07.12.09 - 2:39 am
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Seems to me there was a Cambodian monk in Long Beach who was selling some kind of dick excercise program to where he claimed you lift 40 pounds with your dick and even swing it around in the air.
petemoss07.12.09 - 9:12 am
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what are you supposed to do with that? poke someone's eye out when your hands are tied?
Gav07.12.09 - 10:01 am
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"What are you supposed to do with that?" .... Whoah.
I can think of about 23 things, just off the top of my head.
katiepoche responding to a
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07.13.09 - 3:23 am
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Aight That ball is NOT 14kg...since first of all it is glass...& second of all IF it was made of lead it would be like 5 times that size.
diego2707.19.09 - 11:54 pm
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+1 coldcut
diego please read the other posts first
palucha66 responding to a
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07.20.09 - 12:45 am
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