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Is Crank MOB happening Saturday the 18th?
Thread started by gundo at 10.7.08 - 6:57 pm

Its not on the ride calendar?

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CRANK MOB doesn't telegraph it's punches.



kurtz
10.7.08 - 8:29 pm

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LOL ^^^^^^ LOL




skano
10.7.08 - 8:33 pm

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1st saturday after the 3rd friday
OR
3rd saturday after the 1st friday

whichever comes first

get ready.
and.
still recover from last time.



moondance
10.8.08 - 1:11 am

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No it's not. There is no more Crank Mob. 1 year of fun. Please wait for the next big thing.

If you haven't slept with someone who is intimate with the bike scene, please wait until the next big thing in the local newspapers to come out, and find your way into. Then find someone to sleep with who knows what they are talking about, then you will know all about cool things. Like Spinal Shaft Ride. Yeah, I mentioned it. Who is going to yell at me for breaking the rules? Anyone?



Jaz
10.8.08 - 1:28 am

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it was bound to happen. C.R.A.N.K. MOB just go too big and crazy. I'm glad we left it with such an epic last ride.



larsenf
10.8.08 - 1:36 am

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R.I.P. Crank Mob.

Oh, awesome new ride besides SSR. Look for info in the usual places.



Jaz
10.8.08 - 1:38 am

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This months crank mob is happening in my pants.





stillline
10.8.08 - 2:34 am

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let it die dude...



larsenf
10.8.08 - 2:52 am

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C.R.A.N.K. Mob's replacement will involve a mob, but this time, we'll be out in force demanding loan-paybacks from any, sorry, jacked-up looking shit that's walking the street!!!

"Oh, you don't got the money, well, guess you won't need you legs!!
When I say SLEDGE, you say HAMMER!!!!"



bentstrider
10.8.08 - 4:14 am

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oh craptacles. didn't know it was the last one. i fail.



ephemerae
10.8.08 - 11:35 am

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MARTIAL LAW SHALL BE ENFORCED



Joe Borfo
10.8.08 - 11:37 am

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disinformation.



ruinedbyidiots
10.8.08 - 11:37 am

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ask k



stevestevesteve
10.8.08 - 11:40 am

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but i need some crank



ephemerae
10.8.08 - 11:42 am

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C.R.A.N.K. MOB went to rehab.



Joe Borfo
10.8.08 - 11:49 am

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Well, with another Dark Century and another LA2SD ride occurring on the 18th, CRANK Mobs soul just left its body and spread its existential likeness throughout the Southland.

But, in all seriousness, the 3rd Saturday of the month will not be quiet forever.

TPTB have some excellent plans in store for the coming, cold-snap.

How do I know this, because God told me, or something.



bentstrider
10.8.08 - 10:00 pm

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ask richtotheie

maybe you can has answerz



jonnyboy
10.8.08 - 10:44 pm

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I'm thinking a bunch will still show so I'll come with some others and ride anyway. Smaller ride is fine.



gundo
10.8.08 - 10:46 pm

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I still have to make a video

post it up



jonnyboy
10.8.08 - 10:48 pm

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3rd friday saturday 1st saturday friday whaaaaaa i dont get it. when is crank mob this month?



meow
10.8.08 - 11:05 pm

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October 18th would be the day

10pm would be the time

Sawtelle & La Grange would be the place...



jonnyboy
10.8.08 - 11:58 pm

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Isi it possible that crank mob could happen with or wothout direct organization? If we all show up at sawtelle and la grange at 9pm and ride will it be any different. I doubt....it.Lets make it happen for realz no matter what.





stillline
10.9.08 - 5:06 am

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I thought that CRANK MOB was going to be every 4 months instead of every month? At least thats what i was told....



BadGirlAttitude
10.9.08 - 9:59 am

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I thought CRANK MOB had a baby, but the baby is stuck in the future?




jonnyboy
10.9.08 - 10:30 am

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is crank mob happening

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ijunes
10.9.08 - 10:41 am

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LOL

Nice one junu

nononoono nononononononooooonoo



jonnyboy
10.9.08 - 10:46 am

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lolzzz..

why wouldn't it happen?

WWJDETSATFF?
(what would jesus do every third saturday after the first friday)

what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what?







bondink
10.9.08 - 10:53 am

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He might Fuck Brett's Mom



MOM_RIDAZ420
10.9.08 - 11:02 am

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yes.. (shaking head) yes, jesus might.. hahaha!



bondink
10.9.08 - 11:45 am

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CRANK Mob is like a zombie, no matter how many .45 ACP rounds you dump into it, it'll keep rising and infecting!!!!



bentstrider
10.9.08 - 11:45 am

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bentstrider says:

"... no matter how many .45 ACP rounds you dump into it, it'll keep rising and infecting!!!!"

That's what she said.



jonnyboy
10.9.08 - 11:47 am

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bents,
what's up with the fascination with firearms?
besides, 9mm are gonna be more available during the apocalypse. they're more widely used than the archaic .45 caliber rounds.



spiraldemon
10.9.08 - 11:49 am

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@spiraldemand

What else are you supposed to kill the undead with?

A mop?!?!?





bentstrider
10.9.08 - 12:42 pm

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This is NOT happening, so i guess i'm NOT going to be there.



shmuck
10.9.08 - 12:57 pm

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so why don't we just all "not" be there and whatever happens happens.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
10.9.08 - 7:35 pm

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maybe something will be born out of the ashes of C.R.A.N.K. MOB.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
10.9.08 - 7:36 pm

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crank mob is not happening.

sorry folks. deal with it.



mikeywally
10.9.08 - 8:02 pm

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I don't know about CRANK mob but I DO know about killing zombies. Use whatever rounds you can, but always keep a machete or something. As long as you hang onto it won't run out. Even try a mop, yes.
So when's the zombie mob ride?



Ratpick
10.9.08 - 8:14 pm

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And always hang onto your firearm.
Just in case you run out of ammo, there's always a good chance you'll find more elsewhere.

As far as CRANK Mob vs Undead, without CRANK Mob around, I fear the infection of Rage will reignite and we'll have an unstoppable menace to deal with.



bentstrider
10.9.08 - 8:40 pm

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http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/index2.html



Vince
10.9.08 - 10:02 pm

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i just came to this thread to hear shai leobuff say no no nononononono no no no noononononon



ijunes
10.10.08 - 12:39 am

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you tell me that CRANK MOB is DEAD just it was posted on Midnight Ridazz???

the MOB does not need a posting on midnight ridazz
the MOB is a MOB
the MOB will continue to MOB
the MOB has a life of its own
the MOB had a head with a genius brain
the MOB has lost its head
the MOB will walk the earth as a ZOMBIE MOB
the MOB will EAT YOUR BRAIN
the MOB will LIVE ON!
LONG LIVE THE MOB!

wear zombie costumes.



EN
10.10.08 - 2:34 pm

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Not to jack the thread or anything, but is this Bentstrider from the future? (Maybe one of his scifi daydreams came true and somebody brought back the pic.)

http://d.ioj.com/2e5e31b443e6d2162ed629854eafde99/403471/1223768316176.jpg



JB
10.11.08 - 9:45 pm

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I was a virgin before I found crank mob. Now I have more baby mommas than I know what to do with. Thanks crank mob!



mullingitover
10.11.08 - 10:16 pm

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CRANK MOB is cool ride if you like to get drunk and crash your bike into the back of parked suvs then have nothing but a flaccid penis to show when you wanna bang a hot chick you just met that night. not that there ever will be any on CRANK MOB. so to claim you lost your virginity courtesy of crank mob is total shit, you'd have way more chance of getting play with ladies on the gayest ride of all time which is called "santa monica critical mass". i mean its reminiscent of lonely fools in the suburbs who drive cars into costco parking lots at night to kick it cause theres nothing going on in the suburbs. its LA theres much to do here. the crank mob ride is one way ticket into a safe little parking lot, and doesnt loop anywhere or have an end party destination to really throw down at. i mean bike jousting is cool, maybe, if youre into renaissance fairs. theres a new ride with hot attractive youth figures and its called MILF and it meets at the pioneer chicken parking lot... no crank mob hips turds allowed. oh and your brightly colored toy looking cloned front aerospoke is the equivalent of the short guy driving a jacked up pick up truck out in the country. so dont show up to MILF either. or the girls will drop you on the climbs. MILF at pioneer chicken.



Cockblock
10.11.08 - 10:50 pm

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tldr



Joe Borfo
10.11.08 - 10:59 pm

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october 18th at nine thirty



Cockblock
10.11.08 - 11:28 pm

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Joe Borfo
10.11.08 - 11:41 pm

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AY DUE WAHT EYE WAHNT!





Joe Borfo
10.11.08 - 11:44 pm

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CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOOO CHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!




richtotheie
10.12.08 - 12:00 pm

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Joe Borfo
10.12.08 - 12:47 pm

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flipping sweet!
HIYAAA!!



batgirlkarla
10.12.08 - 2:23 pm

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barleye
10.12.08 - 8:03 pm

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UNCLE!



Joe Borfo
10.12.08 - 9:55 pm

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I will MOST LIKELY be there. And will be bringing my girl who is more gangsta with riding than I am. See y'all there.



mas-simo
10.13.08 - 2:50 pm

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But dude, wtf are you talking about? it's NOT going to happen. SRSLY



Joe Borfo
10.13.08 - 3:00 pm

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okay what the fuck is an aerospoke...where did milf come from...and where was the funeral for crank mizzob!!?

anywho...i like milfs...honestly i want info on this ride



pretti*ugli
10.13.08 - 3:13 pm

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new MILF ride.

nine thirty in the evening sawtelle and lagrange october eighteenth. please note that when informing close personal acquaintances about this ride via electronic mail, be sure to write out the date and time in order to keep out the ruffians of the cycling community who are semi illiterate due to parental funding of aerospokes rather than private school tuition. dress code mandatory.



Cockblock
10.13.08 - 4:12 pm

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okay bruh... i will wikipedia or dictionary.com "aerospokes" and find out for myself. as for the ride im bringing thesaurus rex



pretti*ugli
10.14.08 - 12:52 pm

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ATTENTION:

I was sent a memo and this ride is now CANCELED.



Joe Borfo
10.14.08 - 12:55 pm

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holy shit@ aerospoke!!!

270 dolla wheelsWTF!!! that is mad cheese to spend on some wheels!!! 270 equals one whole bike for me...

will be at the milf with my sausage



pretti*ugli
10.14.08 - 12:59 pm

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darn...it suks not being in with the in crowd...o well....



pretti*ugli
10.14.08 - 1:01 pm

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what's a crank mob?



neverclever
10.14.08 - 4:14 pm

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Wait, I'm still confused.

Is it happening? YES or NO ?



Joe Borfo
10.14.08 - 4:30 pm

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more importantly: are you going?
YES or NO?



spiraldemon
10.14.08 - 4:31 pm

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no




MOM_RIDAZ420
10.14.08 - 4:32 pm

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No means Yes...



Joe Borfo
10.14.08 - 4:33 pm

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borfo, that's what your mom tells me



spiraldemon
10.14.08 - 4:37 pm

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and what I tell your mom



spiraldemon
10.14.08 - 4:37 pm

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you think 270 a wheel is expensive? wheels can go 2700... if you're a dumb rich ass fuck.



ijunes
10.14.08 - 4:47 pm

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NO + YES = 5 letters.



turrican
10.14.08 - 4:49 pm

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I'm so confused.



Mook
10.14.08 - 4:54 pm

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seek and ye shall find...
a picture of yourself at an art gallery opening:
DSC00322



spiraldemon
10.14.08 - 5:07 pm

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damn@ijunes

2700 a wheel...do the wheels open brews and roll spliffs to???
can it scratch my back when it itches???

i feel so cheap... i just bought a 15 dollar wheel @ bike kitchen...

the guy seemed shocked... he asked was i sure, i said fuck yea if it looks like a wheel, and behaves like a wheel it is a fucken wheel!!!



pretti*ugli
10.14.08 - 5:13 pm

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If your wheelset costed you less than 2700, you're obviously not a SERIOUS CYCLIST.



turrican
10.14.08 - 6:07 pm

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@turrican...
nice to meet you my name is mike

150 dollar J's compared to 35 dollar hi top pony kicks...
does that make me a real b-ball player???


man makes the bike, cost of the bike(wheelset) does not make the man...

i did not know spending over 2 g's considers one to be a serious cyclist...



pretti*ugli
10.14.08 - 6:16 pm

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define serious...maybe i am not.



pretti*ugli
10.14.08 - 6:17 pm

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making silly joking references are so hard to do on the net sometimes...



Joe Borfo
10.14.08 - 6:24 pm

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Joe Borfo
10.14.08 - 6:29 pm

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they don't understand yet that everyone on this site is either sarcastic or trying to get their big break on comedy central.

and again.... it's NOT happening.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
10.14.08 - 6:42 pm

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@ Borfo: stay out of my way when I'm trying to troll, god damnit!! Jesus christ.

And spend some money on a REAL bike. SERIOUS CYCLISTS have SERIOUSLY EXPENSIVE BIKES. Only someone UNSERIOUS would have anything less.



turrican
10.14.08 - 6:44 pm

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"they don't understand yet that everyone on this site is either sarcastic or trying to get their big break on comedy central. "

I'm neither. I'm just saying, SERIOUS CYCLING = expensive.



turrican
10.14.08 - 7:48 pm

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no, you're very right.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
10.15.08 - 12:00 am

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It's even funnier when a lycra-jockey spits out $5,000 bones on a fancy, carbon-fiber rig, but foregoes' a $50 light set.

"I don't ride at night" was the typical response I got from one of these clowns.

Alright Roberto Nevillez, keep an eye on your watch,

Cheating Bastard.



bentstrider
10.15.08 - 12:06 am

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i dunno, i consider myself a serious cyclist.



ruinedbyidiots
10.15.08 - 12:07 am

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That's not the same as a SERIOUS CYCLIST.



turrican
10.15.08 - 12:15 am

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SRSLY?





Joe Borfo
10.15.08 - 12:18 am

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Ceral



imachynna
10.15.08 - 12:19 am

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i didnt get the memo concerning the award for funniest/most sarcastic reponse to a question...

I just wanted info, excuse me if i made anyone shit themselves.

I have toilet paper triple ply... i guess the caps make a big difference

SERIOUS CYCLIST and serious cyclist



pretti*ugli
10.15.08 - 11:35 am

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I'll be there with friends on the 18th regardless of if the "official" ride happens or not. Anyone else?



gundo
10.15.08 - 12:07 pm

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YES IT IS HAPPENING. Reports that its been canceled are to keep out the gangsters and minor children. You can't cancel a public ride on city streets!



gundo
10.15.08 - 12:11 pm

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In all honesty, I am a Sirius Psychlist that listens to the best radio, not on radio.
With 200+ channels and the recent merger with XM, I'll never run out of that crystal-clear, voice from the sky.
Plans starting at $12.95/month.

As for this Saturday, I'll rise from my command seat and get on down there to see what unfolds.

Some people don't like drama, people like that ought to move to Kentucky and live in a nursing home.



bentstrider
10.15.08 - 12:15 pm

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lol@bentsrider...i work at a fughin nursing home!!!

I just wanted answers!!!!!!!





pretti*ugli
10.15.08 - 12:22 pm

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SKIDMARCUS
10.15.08 - 12:34 pm

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Smooth delivery right there.

I once ordered a Code Red, then ended up getting chased down by security detail after!!!

So much for nailing the Commandant's daughter!!!



bentstrider
10.15.08 - 12:42 pm

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"i didnt get the memo concerning the award for funniest/most sarcastic reponse to a question..."

i thought he had it figured out then "I just wanted answers!!!!!!!"

oh well.



larsenf
10.15.08 - 1:15 pm

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No one under 18 allowed at crank mob this time. And bring lights for fk sake!



gundo
10.15.08 - 2:17 pm

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WTF

CRANK MOB = NOT HAPPENING

Who cares how old people are? It doesn't even matter if the ride is not going on.

GEEEEZ



jonnyboy
10.16.08 - 1:56 am

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Fuck it, either show up, or don't show up!!!

Last I checked, this was the United States, no one's going to get arrested for coming or not coming.



bentstrider
10.16.08 - 2:08 am

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jericho1ne
10.16.08 - 9:11 am

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jericho1ne
10.16.08 - 9:11 am

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Gundo, fuck your agism bullshit. If Crank Mob was actually happening, I might show up and give you a piece of my mind on the ride. Thankfully, it's not.

So stop your prejudice bullshit on the board.



Jaz
10.16.08 - 11:04 am

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Ooooooooooooooooooh!



Joe Borfo
10.16.08 - 11:23 am

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Here, fill this out.

(you know who you are)



turrican
10.16.08 - 12:15 pm

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JOUST! JOUST! JOUST! JOUST! JOUST! JOUST! JOUST! JOUST!



Joe Borfo
10.16.08 - 12:19 pm

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And lern2html, jesus fucking christ.



turrican
10.16.08 - 12:22 pm

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Turrican is the bestest troll on MR forums.



Joe Borfo
10.16.08 - 12:26 pm

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Who is worse - the one who fans the flames, or the one starting the fire in the first place?



turrican
10.16.08 - 12:29 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKu2QaytmrM



Joe Borfo
10.16.08 - 12:36 pm

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Jaz
10.16.08 - 1:59 pm

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does that mean jaz is the worstest troll on the forum?



larsenf
10.16.08 - 2:03 pm

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bestest?



larsenf
10.16.08 - 2:03 pm

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every stikethrough is a bike-strikethrough.



Jaz
10.16.08 - 2:04 pm

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Have a cookie.



turrican
10.16.08 - 2:06 pm

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strikethrough underlined italicized cookie?



Jaz
10.16.08 - 2:07 pm

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Joe Borfo
10.16.08 - 2:08 pm

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This thread stole all the funny. Crank mob is no more. Don't show up.



stillline
10.16.08 - 2:10 pm

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fucktrolls



larsenf
10.16.08 - 2:10 pm

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Whatever kind you like.




turrican
10.16.08 - 2:10 pm

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------------------------------------------------------------------------------



turrican
10.16.08 - 2:12 pm

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turrican = fail



larsenf
10.16.08 - 2:13 pm

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this thread is made of so much fail that it might actually be awesome now.





Jaz
10.16.08 - 2:15 pm

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Using the term 'fail' = fail.

Oh shit, wait...



turrican
10.16.08 - 2:16 pm

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+50 points to who can unstrikethrough this, i think we broke it.



larsenf
10.16.08 - 2:18 pm

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Probably won't work but what the fuck, heh.



turrican
10.16.08 - 2:21 pm

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



*facepalm*





Jaz
10.16.08 - 2:22 pm

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CUT AND PASTE MOAR

(note: I didn't this time, who gives a shit. let's go troll another thread now).



turrican
10.16.08 - 2:22 pm

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This strikethrough is awesome. You get to be sarcastic even when you're being sincere.

C.R.A.N.K. MOB is so totally happening this month.



nathansnider
10.16.08 - 2:28 pm

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depending on work schedules we just might show up



MOM_RIDAZ420
10.16.08 - 2:29 pm

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I shall not walk so a child may live, because that's what it does!!!!



bentstrider
10.16.08 - 2:38 pm

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permafail, i broke it. I cant figure it out, the tags arent even supposed to be carried over.



larsenf
10.16.08 - 2:40 pm

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Joe Borfo
10.16.08 - 2:40 pm

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larsenf = fail










oh shit, wait, what was I saying about that?



turrican
10.16.08 - 2:43 pm

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Joe Borfo
10.16.08 - 2:45 pm

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No more Large Mob....Yes small mob !



KataCyklsLA2NY
10.16.08 - 4:08 pm

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Jaz
10.16.08 - 4:47 pm

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@turrican

can u e-mail me that form?

shit is highlarious



pretti*ugli
10.16.08 - 5:25 pm

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I'm sorry people can still read that.


Can you read this?



Jaz
10.16.08 - 5:31 pm

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yer such a HOE-OAR

jesus.





richtotheie
10.16.08 - 5:35 pm

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I AM NO SUCH THING. HOW DARE YOU.







Jaz
10.16.08 - 5:42 pm

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i am ordering a code red...blue...kush green maybe



pretti*ugli
10.16.08 - 6:49 pm

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THIS IS READABLE.




This is not.



imachynna
10.16.08 - 7:00 pm

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This thread is a court-martial-able offense, son!!!!



bentstrider
10.16.08 - 7:00 pm

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@ugli

Need yer email address..



turrican
10.16.08 - 7:14 pm

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sink



turrican
10.16.08 - 7:26 pm

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I love this thread so much.

And I love all of you. <3



Jaz
10.16.08 - 8:06 pm

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osink



turrican
10.16.08 - 8:12 pm

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i has candy for crank mob@



ijunes
10.16.08 - 8:12 pm

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enough!
ahem.

carry on



Candy Cane
10.16.08 - 8:32 pm

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Candy Cane
10.16.08 - 8:33 pm

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testing



Candy Cane
10.16.08 - 8:34 pm

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k wait

last try



Candy Cane
10.16.08 - 8:43 pm

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Candy Cane
10.16.08 - 8:44 pm

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..



turrican
10.16.08 - 8:48 pm

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i just spent so much time copy and pasting trying to read that shit. fuck your thread!



larsenf
10.17.08 - 4:27 am

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no one better show up tomorrow at 9:30 on sawtelle and le grange



larsenf
10.17.08 - 4:08 pm

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what if someone shows up?



javi
10.17.08 - 6:53 pm

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I plan on write a IRL html tag that will turn them all invisible. So if when they show up, they won't see anyone around them. Er. I mean. No one is going to be there. So if you show up, you will like the ass of some bad joke.





Jaz
10.17.08 - 7:24 pm

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oh no not ASS!



javi
10.17.08 - 7:42 pm

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So...what is the end result for C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B??? I say we all make our own mob ride. Crank mob is not over if we all just show up and mob the streets like we are all use to. Let's RIDE!!!!!

C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B.

C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!!

Yeah baby!!!




BuggyBabyBumper
10.18.08 - 12:12 am

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100 people committed to ride starting at sawtelle and la grange at 9 pm 10-18-08.



gundo
10.18.08 - 2:15 am

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I'm so happy the two posts above are invisible. *phew*




Jaz
10.18.08 - 2:22 am

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worst forum ever



professor fate
10.18.08 - 3:50 am

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Stop being such a narc.




Jaz
10.18.08 - 4:45 am

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MOOOFUKKKA YEEEEAHHH



richtotheie
10.18.08 - 8:05 am

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Fuck-Nugget.



bentstrider
10.18.08 - 10:08 am

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I'm in...let's meet at 9 ( nine ) to ride at 10 ( ten )

C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B.



BuggyBabyBumper
10.18.08 - 12:48 pm

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C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B.

C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!!
C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!!
C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!!
C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!!
C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!! C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. Soowhooop!!!!










BuggyBabyBumper
10.18.08 - 2:36 pm

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I, for one, will definitely NOT be going to C.R.A.N.K. Mob tonight.



Blockhead Mark
10.18.08 - 4:28 pm

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how do some people not get the sarcasm?



Frozen Fingersss
10.18.08 - 4:33 pm

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Oh It so didnt happen...It wouldnt have been fun...We wouldnt have ridden all night...and had a blast..I mean....It was good..the more the better.. :)



Chris
10.19.08 - 4:21 am

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Yea buddy...

I was definitely NOT there last night with the rest of you who were NOT there and definitely NOT on the roof of Best Buy NOT dancing to Ritchie's stereo system

I'm so glad C.R.A.N.K. Mob DIDN'T happen last night!



Blockhead Mark
10.19.08 - 10:13 am

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Best night that never happened.
My mouth still doent taste like ranch dressing and zuccinni fries.
My body isnt tired from getting hyphy.
I am totally excited about the jesus and mary rings i didnt get with mixte.
Lets never do this again!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps JAZ and larsen suck.... suuuca suuuucca suuuccca
a cause de garscons.....



moondance
10.19.08 - 11:07 am

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I did NOT leave my bag by my bike at that park across the street from blockbuster and in n out, and 20 dollars were NOT stolen out of it. Thanks for not taking my phone or credit card, but if ur that desperate for 20 bucks just ask. I'm sure someone will lend it to you. no need to take it out of my bag. Besides that I had an AMAZING time doing nothing, not at crank mob.



typhoon
10.19.08 - 11:23 am

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Last night soooo did not happen. Although there was a C.R.A.N.K. M.O.B. (Party on Wheels) and
it happened in my head…at that one you were ALL there. The memories live on, we ride for FREEDOM!!!




BuggyBabyBumper
10.19.08 - 12:02 pm

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I had a dream that no one was on the streets. No one rode. No one filled a parking lot and failed at spitting fire. No one jousted at "Crank Mob Advanced" on the roof of a Best Buy. There were no helicopters. It was a crazy dream. I also think there was this part where I wasn't riding under a pass and didn't feel like my brain was going to explode with serotonin because of Richie's music. I was not happy to see anyone. I did not bring a C-Mob virgin. It was a crazy dream. I hope I never have it again. Everyone was saying "this isn't happening." "We are not here." "I DON'T EXIST!!!"



imachynna
10.19.08 - 12:09 pm

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I AM SO FUCKING JEALOUS THAT YOU ALL DID NOT ATTEND.

bitches aint shit.



Frozen Fingersss
10.19.08 - 1:12 pm

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im soo glad crank mob didnt happen last night! and im glad i didnt come home at 5am still drunk and tired from riding!



funanu
10.19.08 - 1:44 pm

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im so glad i wasn't walking around taking pictures of everone and everything. im so glad i wasnt going like 28 with a 40d around my neck trying to keep up with all you lovely people.



Gian
10.19.08 - 2:09 pm

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You guys were not at CRANK Mob.
I kidnapped all 200 of you at varying intervals after having drugged you all.
Then we commenced in the successful, training exercise known as,
"Operation Cock'N'Balls 3.0".
You've all been unwillingly conscripted for the upcoming raid on the Valenzuela Consortium HQ.
They have product of mine that they did not acquire under legal means.



bentstrider
10.19.08 - 2:59 pm

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haaah i feel bad for the people who showed up to a no ride ride. suckaz for you youaz



meow
10.19.08 - 3:00 pm

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effunn!

not-crank mob was awesome last night. great pace, great sprints. had only 1 almost crash with some dude not keeping his line. but over all awesomeness. gotta say i thought the coppa chopper was sick and surreal. love the trailer by the by richie! and thanks for being the pace car kate! it was great seeing everyone and dancin' like nobodies biz.

heart,

e



et
10.19.08 - 3:06 pm

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i did not attend crank mobb....getting my head almost takin off(the top one) whilst jousting did not happen..or maybe it did...that was a hard hit to the head...



pretti*ugli
10.19.08 - 7:53 pm

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best ride that never happened...



gestalt assault
10.19.08 - 7:56 pm

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TEH ANSWER IS NOOOO WAYYY





_iJunes
responding to a comment by gestalt assault
07.15.09 - 10:08 am

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Haha, this thread is still fucked even after the improvements done to the forum.

*thumbs up*



jonnyboy
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07.15.09 - 10:09 am

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close your fucking tags



666
07.15.09 - 10:11 am

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is it just me or was crank mob much more enjoyable then



_iJunes
responding to a comment by jonnyboy
07.15.09 - 10:11 am

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aslkdjfalsdjf;alskjfasf



666
07.15.09 - 10:11 am

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i mean before the cops got all psycho



_iJunes
07.15.09 - 10:12 am

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666
07.15.09 - 10:12 am

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vinh this thread is before you so dont come and change the code in things



_iJunes
07.15.09 - 10:12 am

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CRANK MOB IS NOT HAPPENING. SO I MIGHT NOT GO. WHO ELSE IS NOT DOWN?





_iJunes
07.15.09 - 10:13 am

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This is my favorite thread in terms of artistic beauty.



Jaz
08.18.13 - 9:44 pm

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awesome.



onethirtynine
08.20.13 - 12:59 am

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