PDX Ridazz III
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Joe Borfo at 06.14.10 - 2:15 pm
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They all turned emo and are crying at a Lostprophets consurt!!!!!
Other than that, what is going on up in the quiet little hamlet of the PPA under the protection of Lord Arminger of the 7th seals?
bentstrider06.14.10 - 2:20 pm
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Did you complete your task of routing out the eaters from the Basin?
How else is my lancer cavalry going to break the sodden rows of the Portagee underlings from Norco?
bentstrider responding to a
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06.14.10 - 3:13 pm
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Working on it, boss.
MARCUSSSS!!!! WHAT'S THE STORY?
Joe Borfo responding to a
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06.14.10 - 3:18 pm
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Yah Portland!
I've been here for about a week already, had my bike blessed yesterday, chillin with Nicki cocoe a lot, drinking stumptown coffee a lot, eating dumpster pizza a little!
Can't wait for the van to arrive, i hope they are on track and making good time on the road!
Candy Cane06.14.10 - 3:33 pm
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Sara Bond, Beth, Dylan, Anna and Troy are here with me. They came in yesterday. I was informed that the van recently passed through Weed, Cali and Daniel's car is a wee bit closer to pdx than the van.
I'm excited as fuck and already drunk in threir honor!
Coe coe buttaa06.15.10 - 3:55 am
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Bumping this.
How are our fine, young, unemployed/highly mobile brethren doing on their overextended excursion?
I swear, when those of us on the first trip went we were only up there for one weekend.
Of course we all had work to go back to.
bentstrider06.20.10 - 8:09 pm
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re-broadcast yall!
are you on the road?
moondance06.21.10 - 1:47 pm
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Facebook Photos of Midnight ridazz trip to PDX 2010
and updates from Graham:
"Here now. Drunk, wet, and tired. Love it."
"It's toms birthday today. Eating dumpstered cupcakes while watching
sprockettes preform."
"Phx Friends of the Friendless ryte now!"
"Some dude invited us to his house, we're now doing flips on his tramp-oleeeeen."
"Around 150 people at the start of the Midnight Ridazz Ride right now."
"Midnight Ridazz ride redeemed LA's rep. One of the best rides I've
been on, even though is was a nasty-hippie-burning man-slush-mudfest
on PCP. It was amazing. 15 hour ride."
"The Dropout ride was okay. Just okay."
"World Naked Bike Ride was endless amounts of humans."
"4loko is literally a 'hard drug'. Drink a whole one. Try it. I dare
you all soo badlee."
Sounds EPIC! I'm so jealous...
Way to Represent! PDX RIDAZZ!
Joe Borfo responding to a
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06.21.10 - 2:06 pm
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Saras car, VANdrew and brandons car just left.
HOLY CRAP what a week.
<3
Coe coe buttaa06.21.10 - 3:33 pm
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Yeah, really!!
The PDX-I thread was full of action and excitement, this thread is just full of mysterious silence and "whodunits".
bentstrider responding to a
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06.21.10 - 5:19 pm
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Maybe people are, you know,
having fun instead of shouting on the internets about how much fun they're having?
nathansnider responding to a
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06.21.10 - 6:08 pm
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Well, when the sheriffs dept has just shut down all meth houses within a 20 mile radius, some of us just aren't having much fun now are we?!?!?
Sorry, these withdrawals are making life difficult.
bentstrider responding to a
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06.21.10 - 6:41 pm
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SO AMAZING!
PDX changed my life.
Dylan,Troy and I had to leave early because of work on monday and so we had to miss the naked ride and zoobomb, but the whole week we were there was unforgettable.
The first night we arrived we took a 4 hour nap then went to monday funday, played dodgeball, went to party boys house, went to thunderdome for a bonfire.
It rained tuesday and everyone staying at Polo Haus went dumpster diving, found nothing, went to the market and then got soaked! It was quiet that day.
On Wednesday the group who were staying at Polo Haus went across the bridge to Coe Coes and got there as soon as they were leaving to go to the good will bins, so Brandon, Troy, Dylan, Fuzz, Daniel, Deja and I went to the farmers market and got lunch then rode around the city taking in all of its glory. That night was Friends of the friendless and it was awesome seeing the reactions of the portlanders to our weirdness. On girl let us use her bathroom when we got to her house and another took us all back to his where he had a trampoline and a pillow room!
After that we all went to Pirate Island and had a bonfire and hung out with some amazing portland people!
Thursday the polo haus group went to the bins and we got some cool stuff including bingo pens and spray paint, and kids instruments that make wicked cool noises. That night was the MR ride and we rode until the wee hours of the morning, watching the sunrise, setting pizza baby and a bum on fire, playing human tether ball, fire spinning, huge blanket made by Alec, jump ropes, sound bikes!
Friday we mostly just slept all day and then everyone left to the dropouts ride, but a small group of us stayed at polo haus, too tired to ride anymore and watched funny movies and met polo players who were visiting form Canada.
Right before we left on Saturday afternoon we saw a huge group of naked people ride by.
PDX is seriously one of the most incredible places I have ever seen, ridden, and adventured around. The people are amazing, and the city is gorgeous.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwillowz06.21.10 - 8:49 pm
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we destroyed that town. portland ain't ever gonna be the same.
thanks to our ride, screaming, dancing, singing, raging, rioting, and overall bizarre nature, 90% of portland riders have fallen in love with us and the other 10% want us dead.
we invited the most of the city to la in september, so prepare yourselves.
slowrighthand06.22.10 - 11:22 am
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after 20+ hours in Vandrew all 12 ridazz are home safe and recovering from sever overdoses of FUN.
the three other vehicles in the non-caravan also made it back to LA safe and sound over the past 24 hours, leaving sheli, graham, donnie and the lovely miss moondance to soak in more IPA and rain for the rest of us.
COE NICKI COE OMG THANK YOU SOO MUCH. not only was she able to put up with a rotating cast of 15+ retarded ridazz covering EVERY SURFACE OF HER APARTMENT(every morning it looked like a massacre) but she helped plan one of the greatest MR rides ive ever been on.... portland definitely didnt see that one coming, neither did the bum who was on fire. thank god Alec was on this trip.
thank you Dustin and Ringer and the rest of the polo haus for the hospitality, i always love waking up in your backyard, next to your cat, underneath the overgrown grass. the porch and glasswear are nice too.
thank you to marcus for driving so damn much and being my facebook friend, without that bond this trip would not have been possible. (friend him and see what happens! your wildest schemes will come true, i promise!) friends who fed me four loko, olympia and everything else good brown green and white, like the sky, which was overcast for most of our time there. but we loved every second of it cause it made all those green trees burst and washed all the beer and blood off our sleep deprived bodies every day (bad hygiene crew year two) thank sun bear the only wounds this time around were donnies fingers?wrist?, tims last minute, stone cold sober clavicle snap and my own self induced knife laceration.
i think we passed syoma on our way down mt tabor sometime before dawn sunday morning
double down
newarkhouse06.22.10 - 6:11 pm
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sooo good. the midnight ridazz pLAyland ride was so fucking cool. Portland hadnt seen a ride like that before. we must of rode at least 14 miles.
larsenf06.22.10 - 8:00 pm
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I love you guys so so much. I'm so happy to have had you stay with me and bring the F.U.N in the special, unique LA way. Saying goodbye was TORTURE! You are always welcome in my home wherever I may be (hehe). Portland loves you and I swear, they will invade sooner than later. Help me bring them to LA.
<3
Coe coe buttaa responding to a
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06.22.10 - 11:31 pm
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We better be prepared to accommodate and make them feel welcome as they have done for us many times.
Joe Borfo responding to a
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06.23.10 - 12:47 am
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Well, I managed to actually write down an account of each day we were there, but that isn't necessary. What matters is that one day I was left with an eddieboy eye of my own and the rest is history.
imachynna06.23.10 - 12:51 pm
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my bad. It didn't used to have those damn ads. sink!
Joe Borfo responding to a
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06.23.10 - 1:18 pm
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i'm ( sheli ) still here! ghostwriting for larsen!
isaac stayed longer with us too! and rammmboddddd! watch out wolfpack, martini says hes going to attempt you on a tallbike in july.
the ridazz ride was the best ride ive been on in forever. it was awesome. including a 4 am sunrise and portlanders somehow managing to do a version of edward fortyhands with 4loko ( their hearts are not happy. )
tonight is the sprockettes ride.
larsenf06.23.10 - 2:44 pm
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SPROKETTES RIDE WAS THE NEW DOPENESS
Dear Los Angeles,
Why do we not have a dance bike team?
Sincerely,
Ridazz like DubTeeEff
getting inspired here in Portland. WATCH OUT LA.
Its not the future, its already here.
moondance06.24.10 - 2:25 pm
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"...face painting, parachute games, and more."
sounds like they learned a thing or two on our ride.
slowrighthand responding to a
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06.24.10 - 3:10 pm
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they led groups with those things, getting people warmed up and such for the playfulness and group energies that the sprokettes provide.
yes like ours, but a little more Intro to FUN 101 style as opposed to Seminar on Advanced FUN: building your own EffYouEnn
I loved every minute of it.
moondance06.24.10 - 4:01 pm
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i wish our adventures had overlapped, moondancer.
slowrighthand responding to a
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06.24.10 - 8:28 pm
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oh i guess ill just have to
STAY ALIVE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE SO WE CAN HANG OUT FOREVER
deal?
deal.
moondance responding to a
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06.25.10 - 1:54 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
REMEMBER - P.O.I.D.H. !!!
Didn't anybody do a ZooBomb? WTF?